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power i

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Dec 23, 2011 11:01 AM
What, as 'men', do you guys think are good things to get in your stocking? I come up with the same ol' crap every year and need some suggestions. My basics are scratch off's, jerky, toothbrushes, gum and candy. And small bottles of crown if the receivers are of age.
Dec 23, 2011 11:01am
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ytownfootball

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Dec 23, 2011 11:04 AM
razor blades
Dec 23, 2011 11:04am
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Dec 23, 2011 11:06 AM
razor blades, and a remote holster
Dec 23, 2011 11:06am
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THE4RINGZ

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Dec 23, 2011 11:07 AM
Porn
Dec 23, 2011 11:07am
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ytownfootball

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Dec 23, 2011 11:08 AM
sporting events tickets, ammunition
Dec 23, 2011 11:08am
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password

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Dec 23, 2011 11:12 AM
A Hall Pass.
Dec 23, 2011 11:12am
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LJ

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Dec 23, 2011 11:12 AM
power i;1024974 wrote:What, as 'men', do you guys think are good things to get in your stocking? I come up with the same ol' crap every year and need some suggestions. My basics are scratch off's, jerky, toothbrushes, gum and candy. And small bottles of crown if the receivers are of age.
So are you saying that you aren't ready for Christmas?
Dec 23, 2011 11:12am
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power i

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Dec 23, 2011 11:13 AM
THE4RINGZ;1024978 wrote:Porn
Would work for my husband, but might be a little awkward when my sons and daughter's bf pull it out. And we try to keep it away from the 15 year old. I'm sure he finds a way to get his own.
Dec 23, 2011 11:13am
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Dec 23, 2011 11:14 AM
:o
power i;1024989 wrote: but might be a little awkward when my sons and daughter's bf pull it out.
:o
Dec 23, 2011 11:14am
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Dec 23, 2011 11:15 AM
power i;1024989 wrote:Would work for my husband
Here's your sign
Dec 23, 2011 11:15am
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Dec 23, 2011 11:15 AM
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Dec 23, 2011 11:15am
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power i

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Dec 23, 2011 11:16 AM
LJ;1024986 wrote:So are you saying that you aren't ready for Christmas?
Very funny. :p I'm just about ready. Few more stocking stuffers and the liquor store and I'm good to go. You know, I could always cut out my trip to CVS, go to the liquor store and put jello shots in their stockings. God, I'm good.
Dec 23, 2011 11:16am
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power i

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Dec 23, 2011 11:18 AM
DeyDurkie5;1024993 wrote:pot
Daughter's bf is a cop. That could get awkward also.

LJ, pull the PORN out of their STOCKINGS.

I should have known better. :rolleyes:
Dec 23, 2011 11:18am
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Dec 23, 2011 11:19 AM
power i;1024995 wrote:Daughter's bf is a cop. That could get awkward also.
Mia, I'm a cop
Dec 23, 2011 11:19am
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Dec 23, 2011 11:20 AM
power i;1024995 wrote:Daughter's bf is a cop. That could get awkward also.

LJ, pull the PORN out of their STOCKINGS.

I should have known better. :rolleyes:
don't put it in the stockings, pull it out late night for you and your hubby. DUH
Dec 23, 2011 11:20am
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thavoice

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Dec 23, 2011 11:32 AM
Nothing.

Seriously, nothing.

I ask for NOTHING becuase, to be honest, I dont care to have the wife use my money to go buy something for myself. Seems a bit counterproductive. "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"

Would rather $$ go toward other stuff.

If ya REALLY wanna excite the husband with stuff in his stocking.........give him a list of PAID bills/invoices that you just sent out using YOUR OWN bank account instead of draining his and allowing yours to fill up nicely
Dec 23, 2011 11:32am
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Dec 23, 2011 11:37 AM
Wife also get me a few boxes of Ammo

Little heavy stocking but I put a bigger hook on the fire place

Kids get me a few Quick lub oil change gift cards
Dec 23, 2011 11:37am
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Dec 23, 2011 11:41 AM
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Dec 23, 2011 11:42 AM
thavoice;1025007 wrote:Nothing.

Seriously, nothing.

I ask for NOTHING becuase, to be honest, I dont care to have the wife use my money to go buy something for myself. Seems a bit counterproductive. "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"

Would rather $$ go toward other stuff.

If ya REALLY wanna excite the husband with stuff in his stocking.........give him a list of PAID bills/invoices that you just sent out using YOUR OWN bank account instead of draining his and allowing yours to fill up nicely
This thread is about stuff to put in stockings, not a thread to bitch about your wife.
Dec 23, 2011 11:42am
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Dec 23, 2011 11:43 AM
thavoice;1025007 wrote: "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"
Actually, the power tool was for her.... probably 2 cycle.




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Dec 23, 2011 11:43am
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Dec 23, 2011 11:43 AM
Little tight on the balls.
Dec 23, 2011 11:43am
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thavoice

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Dec 23, 2011 11:45 AM
DeadliestWarrior34;1025026 wrote:This thread is about stuff to put in stockings, not a thread to bitch about your wife.
Just saying if she really wants to make the husband happy then pay the bills for him that month. No gift will be more appreciated ever.
Dec 23, 2011 11:45am
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thavoice

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Dec 23, 2011 11:45 AM
Devils Advocate;1025021 wrote:
I dildo carrier?
Dec 23, 2011 11:45am
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Dec 23, 2011 11:55 AM
thavoice;1025038 wrote:I dildo carrier?
Devils Advocate;1025021 wrote:


Nope...Uma's missing mitten

Dec 23, 2011 11:55am
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power i

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Dec 23, 2011 12:00 PM
I work and pay half the bills anyway. I buy my husband gifts with money I earned. thavoice, I think you need to kick your wife in the ass and tell her to get a job. Or get a new wife. :(
Dec 23, 2011 12:00pm