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Dec 14, 2011 4:22 PM
Belly35;1014822 wrote:I would not suggest that your wife go alone. Not all gay guys are all gay
Ya, you better not let your wife go anywhere alone. Some guy might try to hook up with her, and she being a woman won't be able to resist temptation, which will end up in a bi-sexual orgy at the gay bachelor party.
Dec 14, 2011 4:22pm
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Dec 14, 2011 4:23 PM
Fly4Fun;1014840 wrote:Ya, you better not let your wife go anywhere alone. Some guy might try to hook up with her, and she being a woman won't be able to resist temptation, which will end up in a bi-sexual orgy at the gay bachelor party.
Bingo. That is why you are a moderator around here, using common sense and shit.
Dec 14, 2011 4:23pm
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Dec 14, 2011 4:52 PM
Not going to a gay bachelor party does not, in fact, make you not gay.
Dec 14, 2011 4:52pm
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Dec 14, 2011 4:56 PM
What if the surprise is on you and your wife/ Maybe all the men will have their way with you, while all the lesbian friends shall have their way with your wife.... it could be a set up!! :)
Dec 14, 2011 4:56pm
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Dec 14, 2011 5:00 PM
The threads staring to spin really fast, cause of all the gayness...

Dec 14, 2011 5:00pm
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Dec 14, 2011 5:02 PM
SnotBubbles;1014888 wrote:The threads staring to spin really fast, cause of all the gayness...

That picture isn't gay. It's just two friends that were playing beach volleyball and they made a spike for the game winning point. If that picture is gay, then the entire Top Gun movie is gay too.
Dec 14, 2011 5:02pm
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Dec 14, 2011 5:04 PM
This would not be a good party to get drunk and pass out in the bathroom.
Dec 14, 2011 5:04pm
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Dec 14, 2011 5:13 PM
dwccrew;1014889 wrote:That picture isn't gay. It's just two friends that were playing beach volleyball and they made a spike for the game winning point. If that picture is gay, then the entire Top Gun movie is gay too.
You don't think Goose ever corn holed Mav?
Dec 14, 2011 5:13pm
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Dec 14, 2011 5:17 PM
THE4RINGZ;1014898 wrote:You don't think Goose ever corn holed Mav?
??????:confused:

Dec 14, 2011 5:17pm
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Dec 14, 2011 5:27 PM
Like most have said, I don't have anything against gay people, but this party just seems weird. I've never been to a straight Bachelor Party and watched porn. I would probably just go have a beer and leave.
Dec 14, 2011 5:27pm
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Dec 14, 2011 5:29 PM
thavoice;1014744 wrote:I know it is the style to make jokes about my wife and I, and most are pretty damned hilarious and not far off point, but this isnt even remotely funny or in the ballpark of what I would ever do.
I call bull shit on that.
Dec 14, 2011 5:29pm
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Dec 14, 2011 6:04 PM
THE4RINGZ;1014713 wrote:I would probably go with the understanding of my wife that when shit gets a little too gay for me we are leaving.
When would that be? There will be alcohol and strippers and I am pretty sure the strippers will not be female, so I am thinking it will be too gay right from the start.
Dec 14, 2011 6:04pm
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Dec 14, 2011 6:08 PM
If you do go, at least you'll know what to get them.

Dec 14, 2011 6:08pm
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Dec 14, 2011 6:08 PM
SnotBubbles;1014799 wrote:Quit being a bitch. If this were me, I'd go (for my wife)...slip dollar bills in the gay strippers jock strap (for my wife)...and jack off to the gay porn playing on tv....all for my wife. Marriage is about being giving and taking. Be a good husband and not a ***.
I think we all figured you would be right at home with this and I assume you would drink too much and ask to sleep over after the party.
Dec 14, 2011 6:08pm
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Dec 14, 2011 6:08 PM
password;1014930 wrote:When would that be? There will be alcohol and strippers and I am pretty sure the strippers will not be female, so I am thinking it will be too gay right from the start.

Are we talking slightly uncomfortable weird gay, or OMG he's got one in the mouth, two in the butt and one in each hand gay?
Dec 14, 2011 6:08pm
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Dec 14, 2011 6:16 PM
chicago510;1014758 wrote:I have nothing against gay people or gay marriage, but I am not attending a gay bachelor party with male strippers and gay porn.

That might be the most awkward party ever if there are straight and gay couples attending.
My understanding is that most of the people there will be gay except for about 4 couples that have been invited and I am not sure how many of the couples will be there.
Belly35;1014822 wrote:I would not suggest that your wife go alone. Not all gay guys are all gay
I don't have to worry about my wife ever cheating on me, trust me.
Dec 14, 2011 6:16pm
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Dec 14, 2011 6:21 PM
Thread Bomber;1014934 wrote:Are we talking slightly uncomfortable weird gay, or OMG he's got one in the mouth, two in the butt and one in each hand gay?
I don't want to walk in and watch a bunch of gay guys kissing and hanging on each other. The one in the mouth, two in the butt and one in each hand gay sounds like something that you would see at a SnottBubbles birthday party.
Dec 14, 2011 6:21pm
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Dec 14, 2011 6:26 PM
password;1014938 wrote:

I don't have to worry about my wife ever cheating on me, trust me.
that ugly huh?
Dec 14, 2011 6:26pm
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Dec 14, 2011 6:28 PM
I bet a lot of OC'ers are sending PM's, asking for invites to the party.

Bunch of homo's......see some "half naked women" who's a dude and get all excited.

Ya'll need to masturbate more or something.
Dec 14, 2011 6:28pm
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Dec 14, 2011 6:46 PM
ccrunner609;1014963 wrote:

You want gay porn images?
Dec 14, 2011 6:46pm
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Dec 14, 2011 6:47 PM
Is your wife by chance a gym teacher?
Dec 14, 2011 6:47pm
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Dec 14, 2011 8:00 PM
Pick6;1014947 wrote:that ugly huh?
HaHaHa, you crack me up.
Dec 14, 2011 8:00pm
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Dec 14, 2011 8:02 PM
ernest_t_bass;1014965 wrote:You want gay porn images?
I think what he really wants, is a invite to be the stripper.
Dec 14, 2011 8:02pm
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Dec 14, 2011 8:08 PM
password;1015010 wrote:I think what he really wants, is a invite to be the stripper.

Only at bar-mitzvahs
Dec 14, 2011 8:08pm
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Dec 14, 2011 8:34 PM
ernest_t_bass;1015021 wrote:Only at bar-mitzvahs
Only way to be welcomed to manhood is by a man.
Dec 14, 2011 8:34pm