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Nov 22, 2011 2:43 AM
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Belly35

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Nov 22, 2011 3:00 AM
23 pound turkey ... we like leftovers 12 people

Turkey sandwich, turkey and grave biscuit, turkey and rice soup </SPAN>
Nov 21, 2011 10:00pm
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I Wear Pants

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Nov 22, 2011 3:02 AM
Probably two 12-14lb turkeys. Gotta love leftovers. Made two smaller turkeys last week as well for a warm up/to make some stock to use. Really was just an excuse to eat more turkey.
Nov 21, 2011 10:02pm
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Nov 22, 2011 3:04 AM
wild turkey with my old grand dad.
Nov 21, 2011 10:04pm
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Nov 22, 2011 3:12 AM
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tk421;982956 wrote:Having ham.
No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup
Nov 21, 2011 10:12pm
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Nov 22, 2011 3:19 AM
DeadliestWarrior34;983116 wrote:TNo turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup

Is that you Bubba?
Nov 21, 2011 10:19pm
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Nov 22, 2011 3:36 AM
22 pounder- 4 people
Nov 21, 2011 10:36pm
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Nov 22, 2011 3:45 AM
wghfan;983185 wrote:22 pounder- 4 people
Nov 21, 2011 10:45pm
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Nov 22, 2011 3:53 AM
justincredible;983212 wrote:

Who are the people who ate Martina McBride, Faith Hill, Shania Twain and Reba McEntire?
Nov 21, 2011 10:53pm
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Nov 22, 2011 3:56 AM
Hawt pic Justin.
Nov 21, 2011 10:56pm
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Nov 22, 2011 3:58 AM
Two of them aren't wearing bottoms....but in their defense they don't know it.
Nov 21, 2011 10:58pm
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Ironman92;983241 wrote:Two of them aren't wearing bottoms....but in their defense they don't know it.
They actually are, you just don't know it. :)
Nov 21, 2011 10:58pm
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I Wear Pants;983243 wrote:They actually are, you just don't know it. :)

Thank God for my ignorance!
Nov 21, 2011 11:02pm
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wghfan

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Nov 22, 2011 4:39 AM
justincredible;983212 wrote:
You mean to tell me, they got this fat just eating turkey
Nov 21, 2011 11:39pm
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Nov 22, 2011 5:29 AM
My mom is cooking 4 turkeys before the year is done...don't know the exact sizes.
Nov 22, 2011 12:29am
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Nov 22, 2011 10:22 AM
18 lbs for 4....I'll eat 3/4's of it. Bad boy will be going in the new Char Broil infrared (oil less) turkey fryer. Best investment since Lasik.
Nov 22, 2011 5:22am
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Nov 22, 2011 10:26 AM
justincredible;983212 wrote:
Not so fast, my friend. You can eat turkey out the gills and it isn't going to fatten you up. It's the shit that goes with it (stuffing, mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie, etc) in excess that will fatten you up. My Turkey Day meal will likely consist of about 2-3 lbs of turkey with a sweet potato after a 20 hour fast and a workout. No harm in eating a bunch of turkey.
Nov 22, 2011 5:26am
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Nov 22, 2011 10:26 AM
you should buy a cheap turkey the day after for the tailgate and take a fryer
Nov 22, 2011 5:26am
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thavoice

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Nov 22, 2011 4:13 PM
Deap fried.....3 minutes per pound so it doesnt take long!
So, if we were cooking sleepers lady friend it would take nearly 750 minutes to deap fry her.
Nov 22, 2011 11:13am
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Nov 22, 2011 4:20 PM
wghfan;983333 wrote:You mean to tell me, they got this fat just eating turkey
BR1986FB;983447 wrote:Not so fast, my friend. You can eat turkey out the gills and it isn't going to fatten you up. It's the shit that goes with it (stuffing, mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie, etc) in excess that will fatten you up. My Turkey Day meal will likely consist of about 2-3 lbs of turkey with a sweet potato after a 20 hour fast and a workout. No harm in eating a bunch of turkey.
I posted the pic in jest, dudes.
Nov 22, 2011 11:20am
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Nov 22, 2011 4:20 PM
BR1986FB;983446 wrote:18 lbs for 4....I'll eat 3/4's of it. Bad boy will be going in the new Char Broil infrared (oil less) turkey fryer. Best investment since Lasik.
You're welcome. :)
Nov 22, 2011 11:20am
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Nov 22, 2011 4:22 PM
Big_Mirg_ZHS;983448 wrote:you should buy a cheap turkey the day after for the tailgate and take a fryer
Not a bad idea but I've never done a cheap, frozen turkey in the fryer. Not sure how it would turn out. Our 14.5 pounder I bought last night was $36.
Nov 22, 2011 11:22am
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Nov 22, 2011 4:30 PM
justincredible;983654 wrote:Not a bad idea but I've never done a cheap, frozen turkey in the fryer. Not sure how it would turn out. Our 14.5 pounder I bought last night was $36.
The first one I "tested' the contraption with was a frozen Perdue breast (about 12 lbs) and it came out outstanding.
Nov 22, 2011 11:30am
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Nov 22, 2011 4:33 PM
justincredible;983650 wrote:I posted the pic in jest, dudes.
You should have received neg reps for it.
Nov 22, 2011 11:33am