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SnotBubbles

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Oct 25, 2011 2:51 PM
Why did you get a vasectomy? You can't get dude's assholes pregnant...
Oct 25, 2011 10:51am
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NNN

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902 posts
Oct 25, 2011 3:02 PM
WebFire;944284 wrote:No reason for a man to have this done. Women have this non-invasive procedure available. My wife was in and out in an hour.
I usually go in and out on her for hours at a time anyway, so...
Oct 25, 2011 11:02am
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justcompete

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Oct 25, 2011 4:34 PM
Got mine done in my mid 40's after a friend called informing me his wife was pregnant (oops). The worst part was when the doctor taped my penis to my chest.
Oct 25, 2011 12:34pm
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Devils Advocate

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4,539 posts
Oct 25, 2011 6:49 PM
Tell the doctor to be careful down there. You don't want snotty to get cut.
Oct 25, 2011 2:49pm
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Commander of Awesome

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23,151 posts
Oct 25, 2011 6:54 PM
How did it go ETB?
Oct 25, 2011 2:54pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 25, 2011 8:27 PM
Commander of Awesome;944923 wrote:How did it go ETB?

They cut into my balls.
Oct 25, 2011 4:27pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Oct 25, 2011 8:44 PM
ernest_t_bass;945042 wrote:They cut into my balls.
Yes I'm aware.

Never had one, hope this helps.
Oct 25, 2011 4:44pm
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Heretic

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Oct 25, 2011 9:09 PM
ernest_t_bass;945042 wrote:They cut into my balls.
Did they give you a real pussy, too? I'm guessing not, since I haven't seen any "GREATESTEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!" threads started by you, but I figured I'd ask.
Oct 25, 2011 5:09pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 25, 2011 9:48 PM
Commander of Awesome;945070 wrote:Yes I'm aware.

Never had one, hope this helps.

We don't want more kids, so it was time. Can always get it reversed if needed.
Oct 25, 2011 5:48pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 25, 2011 9:49 PM
Heretic;945101 wrote:Did they give you a real pussy, too? I'm guessing not, since I haven't seen any "GREATESTEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!" threads started by you, but I figured I'd ask.

Lol, wut?
Oct 25, 2011 5:49pm
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Curly J

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Oct 25, 2011 10:26 PM
I had an appointment to get it done back in 2005. We had to go out of town suddenly and I never rescheduled the appointment. The Wife is now fixed as of 6 months ago. I'm still thinking about it done just for fun...actually just to be safe.
Oct 25, 2011 6:26pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Oct 26, 2011 1:03 AM
Curly J;945186 wrote:I had an appointment to get it done back in 2005. We had to go out of town suddenly and I never rescheduled the appointment. The Wife is now fixed as of 6 months ago. I'm still thinking about it done just for fun...actually just to be safe.
Assuming you're still married, "safe" would not be an accurate term when your wife finds out. :)
Oct 25, 2011 9:03pm
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martyirish

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490 posts
Oct 26, 2011 10:57 AM
had mine in 1995.
Did it on a Friday morning spent the weekend watching football with a bag of frozen peas on the package.
Monday went back to my normal routine.
Only I guess you could say bad thing was the doctor had a sick sense of humor.
with knife in hand and right before cutting he stops looks at me and says, "who's the man."
then every once in a while he would say, "oops"
OOPS!!!! don't be saying that with sharp instruments down there!!!!
good thing I was numb and didn't feel a thing
Oct 26, 2011 6:57am
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jmog

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Oct 26, 2011 2:24 PM
Cat Food Flambe';943934 wrote:Got the Big Snip at age 32. The plan was to have Lady D'Friskies's tubes tied after c-section #3, but she was too sick (pre-eclampia) to spend the extra time on the table. She didn't need another surgery after that - it was a lot better for me to get the deed done on the lads.

Warning - with worrying about getting knocked up out of the way, some women just go crazy. The wife planned a weekend getaway for us to celebrate - it took me a week to recover. :)

I can confirm this...ever since my wife got hers burnt she has been much more of a maniac in the bedroom ;).

She even admitted to it being the lack of fear of pregnancy.
Oct 26, 2011 10:24am
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dwccrew

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Oct 26, 2011 2:52 PM
justcompete;944743 wrote:Got mine done in my mid 40's after a friend called informing me his wife was pregnant (oops). The worst part was when the doctor taped my penis to my chest.
Why did they remove your penis and tape it to your chest?
Oct 26, 2011 10:52am
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Oct 26, 2011 5:18 PM
dwccrew;945840 wrote:Why did they remove your penis and tape it to your chest?
Weird doctor humor?
Oct 26, 2011 1:18pm
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fish82

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Oct 26, 2011 11:03 PM
Had it done in '98...piece of cake. I sat up, watched the whole thing and even gave the doc some pointers along the way.
Oct 26, 2011 7:03pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Oct 27, 2011 12:19 AM
fish82;946252 wrote:Had it done in '98...piece of cake. I sat up, watched the whole thing and even gave the doc some pointers along the way.
I looked at it this way - if it it allowed me to get laid more often and without having to wear a rubber, it was worth the pain.
Oct 26, 2011 8:19pm
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Scooter1369

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Oct 27, 2011 3:45 AM
Had mine done on the Wednesday before the NCAA tournament started. I had four days of sitting on my ass, holding frozen peas to my junk, watching college basketball. It was great timing.
Oct 26, 2011 11:45pm
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dwccrew

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Oct 27, 2011 6:52 AM
Cat Food Flambe';946313 wrote:I looked at it this way - if it it allowed me to get laid more often and without having to wear a rubber, it was worth the pain.
Who wears a rubber anymore? What are these itchy, red bumps on my cock?
Oct 27, 2011 2:52am
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dwccrew

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Oct 27, 2011 6:53 AM
Scooter1369;946489 wrote:Had mine done on the Wednesday before the NCAA tournament started. I had four days of sitting on my ass, holding frozen peas to my junk, watching college basketball. It was great timing.
Holding your junk and watching men jump around after balls sounds pretty gay. Vasectomys make men gay.
Oct 27, 2011 2:53am
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georgemc80

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Oct 27, 2011 1:49 PM
So does not being able to turn a singular word into a plural word.
Oct 27, 2011 9:49am
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dwccrew

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Oct 27, 2011 1:56 PM
georgemc80;946672 wrote:So does not being able to turn a singular word into a plural word.
This guy must have had a vasectomy, sensitive like a woman.
Oct 27, 2011 9:56am
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Rocketsfan

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Oct 28, 2011 2:26 PM
Had mine several years ago. Was throwin a football with my kid 2 hours later. It is no big deal.
Oct 28, 2011 10:26am
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Fred Flintstone

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Oct 28, 2011 4:09 PM
Rocketsfan;948106 wrote:Had mine several years ago. Was throwin a football with my kid 2 hours later. It is no big deal.
2 hours later? Then they didn't do it right.
Oct 28, 2011 12:09pm