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MontyBrunswick

Oct 24, 2011 7:28 PM
ernest_t_bass;943906 wrote:How's dlazz cum taste?

/durk
Ask your mom.
Oct 24, 2011 7:28pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 24, 2011 7:45 PM
dlazz;943942 wrote:Ask your mom.

My mom died of cancer.
Oct 24, 2011 7:45pm
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wildcats20

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Oct 24, 2011 8:32 PM
Cat Food Flambe';943934 wrote:Warning - with worrying about getting knocked up out of the way, some women just go crazy. The wife planned a weekend getaway for us to celebrate - it took me a week to recover. :)
The wife of a guy I coached with was the same way.
Oct 24, 2011 8:32pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Oct 24, 2011 8:34 PM
ernest_t_bass;943906 wrote:How's dlazz cum taste?

/durk
well, how does it taste ernest?
Oct 24, 2011 8:34pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 24, 2011 10:16 PM
DeyDurkie5;943994 wrote:well, how does it taste ernest?

Pineapples
Oct 24, 2011 10:16pm
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WebFire

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Oct 24, 2011 11:16 PM
No reason for a man to have this done. Women have this non-invasive procedure available. My wife was in and out in an hour.

http://essure.com/
Oct 24, 2011 11:16pm
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tk421

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Oct 24, 2011 11:19 PM
WebFire;944284 wrote:No reason for a man to have this done. Women have this non-invasive procedure available. My wife was in and out in an hour.

http://essure.com/
When you're single and you don't want kids anyway, that's a reason.
Oct 24, 2011 11:19pm
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Sonofanump

Oct 24, 2011 11:29 PM
ernest_t_bass;943830 wrote:Just got done. Most uncomfortable feeling being in that ****ing chair. Legs up, balls out.
At least Frothy WLS is there to comfort you.
Oct 24, 2011 11:29pm
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Oct 24, 2011 11:43 PM
tk421;944290 wrote:When you're single and you don't want kids anyway, that's a reason.
Also if you are married and cheating, you don't have to worry about knocking up some slut you are banging on the side.
Oct 24, 2011 11:43pm
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chicago510

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Oct 25, 2011 12:06 AM
How does it feel when your balls are just freely floating around in your sack? Do you feel like any less of a man?
Oct 25, 2011 12:06am
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Oct 25, 2011 12:06 AM
password;944338 wrote:Also if you are married and cheating, you don't have to worry about knocking up some slut you are banging on the side.
That too
Oct 25, 2011 12:06am
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Oct 25, 2011 1:09 AM
My wife and I were 25 when we had our 3rd child. She told me she was done. I needed more time to finish my degree and was unsure. The big "V" did not make sense to me at 25. I respected my wife's wishes. I told her if you want to go ahead and do it. The docs told my wife and I with two small incisions they would sever the tubes and burn the ends. Very reliable for our young age. Its an out patient procedure and nearly 14yrs later 100% effective.
Oct 25, 2011 1:09am
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dwccrew

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Oct 25, 2011 1:39 AM
Heretic;943882 wrote:I just try to smoke enough ganga to sterilize myself. Haven't knocked anyone up yet, so the plan is working!
Is it the smoking part that is working, or the never getting laid part?
password;944338 wrote:Also if you are married and cheating, you don't have to worry about knocking up some slut you are banging on the side.
Nope, then your only worry is the herp.
Oct 25, 2011 1:39am
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 25, 2011 7:01 AM
Sonofanump;944307 wrote:At least Frothy WLS is there to comfort you.

Wouldn't let him in the room. :(
Oct 25, 2011 7:01am
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Fred Flintstone

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Oct 25, 2011 7:52 AM
Thinking about signing up for the March Madness Special. Have it done the Weds before opening weekend of March Madness and then sit on the couch and watch every game for the next few days.
Oct 25, 2011 7:52am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Oct 25, 2011 8:04 AM
ernest_t_bass;943734 wrote:Anyone had one. I'm minutes away from mine.

Fuck you douche bags that will come crawling here to thread shit/fling poo.
HAHAHA
Oct 25, 2011 8:04am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Oct 25, 2011 8:09 AM
Heretic;943882 wrote:I just try to smoke enough ganga to sterilize myself. Haven't knocked anyone up yet, so the plan is working!
It's probably working because you don't get any.
Oct 25, 2011 8:09am
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WebFire

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Oct 25, 2011 8:38 AM
tk421;944290 wrote:When you're single and you don't want kids anyway, that's a reason.
Well, yes. I guess I was referring to men of the married variety.
Oct 25, 2011 8:38am
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Oct 25, 2011 8:55 AM
How much does it cost? What is the difference in the price for the guy's procedure vs. the girl's procedure?
Oct 25, 2011 8:55am
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Oct 25, 2011 9:23 AM
majorspark;944453 wrote:My wife and I were 25 when we had our 3rd child. She told me she was done. I needed more time to finish my degree and was unsure. The big "V" did not make sense to me at 25. I respected my wife's wishes. I told her if you want to go ahead and do it. The docs told my wife and I with two small incisions they would sever the tubes and burn the ends. Very reliable for our young age. Its an out patient procedure and nearly 14yrs later 100% effective.
Good point - had I been 25, I'm not sure I would have gotten clipped, either. Just a few years makes a difference - by the time I was in my early thirties, I was pretty sure that --I-- didn't want any more kids, either - either with my wife, or, God forbid, another woman had something happened to my wife.
Oct 25, 2011 9:23am
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Oct 25, 2011 9:26 AM
Fred Flintstone;944550 wrote:Thinking about signing up for the March Madness Special. Have it done the Weds before opening weekend of March Madness and then sit on the couch and watch every game for the next few days.
That's probably what I would do were I in the market for a vasectomy.
Oct 25, 2011 9:26am
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WebFire

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Oct 25, 2011 9:40 AM
Scarlet_Buckeye;944598 wrote:How much does it cost? What is the difference in the price for the guy's procedure vs. the girl's procedure?
When my wife had it done I think it was $1800, but covered by our insurance. I have no idea what a vasectomy costs.
Oct 25, 2011 9:40am
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Oct 25, 2011 9:45 AM
I will say one more thing...

I've had three moments of raw, stark terror in my life...

1/ Watching my about-to-be wife walking up the aisle at our wedding;
2/ Standing in the nursery on the first night we brought our daughter home from the hospital - and realizing I'm responsible for that little thing...
3/ Watching the doctor lower a 4" hypodermic needle under the sheet to inject the local anesthesia for my vasectomy. :cry:
Oct 25, 2011 9:45am
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 25, 2011 9:56 AM
Scarlet_Buckeye;944598 wrote:How much does it cost? What is the difference in the price for the guy's procedure vs. the girl's procedure?

$100
Oct 25, 2011 9:56am
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georgemc80

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Oct 25, 2011 10:20 AM
Got one at 26 against my wife's wishes. She just finished her second pregnancy with problems. I thought to myself, boy and girl equals a matching set. I don't need any more kids, even if my marriage failed (which it hasn't)

Biggest issue was the hot blonde nurse shaving my boys.....

May 1997 I was dropped off at the urologist, had the procedure, and walked home. 14 years later, my wife thanks me for my forethought.
Oct 25, 2011 10:20am