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4cards

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Oct 12, 2011 10:35 AM
...This stupid family calls 911 because they couldn't find their way out of a corn maze! Apparently they were in the maze for 2 and 1/2 hours.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44871735

DANVERS, Mass. — Authorities in Massachusetts say a family that got lost in a seven-acre corn maze called 911 for help, apparently taking advantage of the police department's motto that says "We Want To Be Bothered."
The maze at Connors Farm in Danvers can take up to an hour to navigate.
A police officer entered the maze with a farm manager to search for the disoriented father, mother and two children. The family didn't realize they had almost made their way out and were just 25 feet from the street.
Farm owner Bob Connors tells the Boston Globe (http://bo.st/p7Xmzr) that they designed the maze so that people get lost in the long corn stalks.
Oct 12, 2011 10:35am
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Glory Days

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Oct 12, 2011 10:50 AM
the should have lit it on fire and made popcorn....or maybe the corn was electrified. damn corn mazes.
Oct 12, 2011 10:50am
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Tiernan

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Oct 12, 2011 10:55 AM
How does the Dad show his face at work the next day after this? And the abuse his kids will take for years - "....oh yeah?...well your Dad is such a pussy he got lost in a corn maze and calle dt he cops!"
Oct 12, 2011 10:55am
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WebFire

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Oct 12, 2011 11:01 AM
7 acres? How about walk in one damn direction until you are no longer in corn? :rolleyes:
Oct 12, 2011 11:01am
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Oct 12, 2011 11:22 AM
Odds on this being sportsandlady?
Oct 12, 2011 11:22am
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friendfromlowry

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Oct 12, 2011 11:31 AM
j_crazy;931260 wrote:Odds on this being sportsandlady?
He would have gotten out after some some guy made him pay him $50 first.
Oct 12, 2011 11:31am
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dwccrew

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Oct 12, 2011 11:38 AM
Weak genes in this family. I feel bad for the children.
Oct 12, 2011 11:38am
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THE4RINGZ

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Oct 12, 2011 11:57 AM
Sad really that our society has come to this.
Oct 12, 2011 11:57am
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redstreak one

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Oct 12, 2011 12:39 PM
Unable to walk through the corn? Bwahahahahahahaha! I can hear it now, "we are going to die in here!"
Oct 12, 2011 12:39pm
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said_aouita

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Oct 12, 2011 12:59 PM
Even stupid people are allowed to have children.
Oct 12, 2011 12:59pm
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gut

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Oct 12, 2011 1:08 PM
Tiernan;931237 wrote:How does the Dad show his face at work the next day after this?
All my meeting invites with him would include a map to the conference room.
Oct 12, 2011 1:08pm
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Gardens35

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Oct 12, 2011 5:09 PM
:laugh: Hilarious. Y-103 FM radio was playing the 911 call this morning. The police dispatcher had the husband on the line and had him yelling "Here....Police K-9, Here....Police K-9."

Of course the DJ's were talking about the other things the dispatcher could have made that guy yell out. Some funny stuff.
Oct 12, 2011 5:09pm
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Oct 12, 2011 5:40 PM
They just played the call on the news. Fucking hilarious. "It's dark and we're scared and we have our 5 month old baby" "ma'm your husband is with you/"
"YES BUT MY BABY.....!!!" :laugh:
Oct 12, 2011 5:40pm
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Oct 12, 2011 7:28 PM
Oct 12, 2011 7:28pm
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Oct 12, 2011 7:30 PM
Who the fuck takes a 5 month old baby to a corn maze?
Oct 12, 2011 7:30pm
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Oct 12, 2011 7:42 PM
Probably gingers
Oct 12, 2011 7:42pm
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dave

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Oct 12, 2011 7:47 PM
I bet business for the maze will be good now.
Oct 12, 2011 7:47pm