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How do I get rid of my daughter's hamster?

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georgemc80

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Oct 12, 2011 12:05 PM
Bury it in a 2-3 foot hole. If it somehow digs its way out...then hit it with a hammer.
Oct 12, 2011 12:05pm
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bwcomet89

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Oct 12, 2011 12:14 PM
Microwave, then post the video on youtube.
Oct 12, 2011 12:14pm
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Heretic

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Oct 12, 2011 12:27 PM
thavoice;931171 wrote:Donate to NCF and he will appropriately name it Lemmiwinks.
Rep'd.

Just skin and eat the little fucker. Let us know if it tastes like chicken or some other animal.
Oct 12, 2011 12:27pm
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bigorangebuck22

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Oct 12, 2011 3:41 PM
Know anyone with a snake or some pirhana? Thats always fun to watch.
Oct 12, 2011 3:41pm
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GOONx19

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7,147 posts
Oct 12, 2011 8:34 PM
^ I laughed, but you're a dick.
Oct 12, 2011 8:34pm
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Fab1b

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Oct 12, 2011 9:49 PM
Put it in a blender
Oct 12, 2011 9:49pm
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GoJPM!

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Oct 12, 2011 9:54 PM
Flush the rodent down the toilet.
Oct 12, 2011 9:54pm
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Oct 13, 2011 9:34 AM
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Oct 13, 2011 9:34am
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bigkahuna

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Oct 13, 2011 10:41 AM
I can't believe nobody just came out and said this...

PIIYB.
Oct 13, 2011 10:41am
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ksig489

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Oct 13, 2011 10:45 AM
catapult
Oct 13, 2011 10:45am
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Sonofanump

Oct 13, 2011 12:12 PM
bigkahuna;932265 wrote:I can't believe nobody just came out and said this...

PIIYB.
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Oct 13, 2011 12:12pm
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said_aouita

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Oct 13, 2011 7:33 PM
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Oct 13, 2011 7:33pm
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Mr Miyagi

wax on, wax off

1,211 posts
Oct 14, 2011 1:17 AM
1. Hamster
2. tennis racket
3. tape measure......take a swing .... measure , and let us know how far it went
Oct 14, 2011 1:17am
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BORIStheCrusher

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Oct 14, 2011 6:26 AM
Well Prudence is "taken care of". About an hour ago we heard a rustling in our bedroom that woke both my wife and I up; we knew exactly what it was. "Is that the damn hamster? Throw the fucker away." my wife said. "What are you going to do with Prudence?" my daughter looks up". She was sleeping in our bed and woke up as soon as my wife said that. I eventually trap prudence in a bowl, (and while I didn't punt her) threw her pretty pretty far outside.
Oct 14, 2011 6:26am
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bases_loaded

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Oct 14, 2011 8:47 AM
Lame
Oct 14, 2011 8:47am
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Glory Days

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Oct 14, 2011 10:04 AM
so how did you explain that to your daughter? and are you prepared for years of counseling?
Oct 14, 2011 10:04am
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WebFire

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Oct 14, 2011 11:14 AM
Glory Days;933205 wrote:so how did you explain that to your daughter? and are you prepared for years of counseling?
Yeah. That was dickish of you.
Oct 14, 2011 11:14am
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Oct 14, 2011 12:28 PM
Glory Days;933205 wrote:so how did you explain that to your daughter? and are you prepared for years of counseling?
Simple.

"Shaddup or you'll follow it out the door!"...followed by going back to bed. Followed by calling off work the next day, picking up a case of beer and drinking all damn day.
Oct 14, 2011 12:28pm
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gut

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Oct 14, 2011 12:40 PM
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Oct 14, 2011 12:40pm
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sportchampps

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Oct 14, 2011 9:47 PM
haha my mom denies it but i had a hamster just liek this one. It got out a few times and we always found it by the trail of dog food it left behind. Well then one day she got out and went into the subpump. Im pretty sure my mom threw it down there.
Oct 14, 2011 9:47pm
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Scooter1369

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Oct 17, 2011 5:47 AM
My youngest daughter had a hamster about 5 years ago. The little bastard got out and found out the hard way that cats are predators. What a mess we found on the family room floor that morning.
Oct 17, 2011 5:47am