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sportchampps

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Oct 7, 2011 2:23 PM
Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr
Oct 7, 2011 2:23pm
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FatHobbit

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8,651 posts
Oct 7, 2011 2:23 PM
I just take a nap when that happens.
Oct 7, 2011 2:23pm
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thavoice

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14,376 posts
Oct 7, 2011 2:26 PM
Yeah. One thing worse.

It crashing after you get into the air.
Oct 7, 2011 2:26pm
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Commander of Awesome

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23,151 posts
Oct 7, 2011 2:27 PM
FatHobbit;925116 wrote:I just take a nap when that happens.
I usually pass right out on planes. Not sure what it is. I'm usually asleep before the plane even takes off.
Oct 7, 2011 2:27pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
Oct 7, 2011 2:33 PM
sportchampps;925113 wrote:Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr
+1, I'm way to impatient for that bullshit. Especially when drinks are 5 bucks. If you're in first class then STFU and get loaded
Oct 7, 2011 2:33pm
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queencitybuckeye

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7,117 posts
Oct 7, 2011 2:34 PM
sportchampps;925113 wrote:Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr
Rape
Oct 7, 2011 2:34pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Oct 7, 2011 2:35 PM
sportchampps;925113 wrote:Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr
Watching your entire family be murdered by a guy with an axe.
Oct 7, 2011 2:35pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Oct 7, 2011 2:36 PM
queencitybuckeye;925139 wrote:Rape
I love anti-jokes.
Oct 7, 2011 2:36pm
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Glory Days

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7,809 posts
Oct 7, 2011 4:01 PM
sportchampps;925113 wrote:Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr
the fat guy next to you with his rolls spilling out on to you while he farts...yeah thats pretty bad.
Oct 7, 2011 4:01pm
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Mulva

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13,650 posts
Oct 7, 2011 4:03 PM
sportchampps;925113 wrote:Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr
Sharing needles with an AIDS-infected addict because you need that one last fix.
Oct 7, 2011 4:03pm
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stroups

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3,223 posts
Oct 7, 2011 4:07 PM
Fat people are the worst
Oct 7, 2011 4:07pm
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LJ

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16,351 posts
Oct 7, 2011 10:19 PM
I typically go beat off in the bathroom
Oct 7, 2011 10:19pm
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gerb131

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9,932 posts
Oct 7, 2011 10:20 PM
Triples before the flight.
Oct 7, 2011 10:20pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

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3,101 posts
Oct 7, 2011 10:52 PM
queencitybuckeye;925139 wrote:Rape
Oct 7, 2011 10:52pm
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Midstate01

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14,766 posts
Oct 7, 2011 11:13 PM
When I came back to Ohio a few weeks back, the lady beside me drilled down my arm when she fell asleep against me.
Oct 7, 2011 11:13pm
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GoPens

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2,339 posts
Oct 7, 2011 11:27 PM
stroups;925246 wrote:Fat people are the worst
I disagree. Screaming babies sitting in the row in front of you for 3 1/2 hours on your way to Vegas are the worst. I speak from experience
Oct 7, 2011 11:27pm
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I Wear Pants

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16,223 posts
Oct 8, 2011 1:45 AM
The holocaust, rape, your mom in bed, waterboarding, beheadings, terrorists, feces in your food, etc, etc.
Oct 8, 2011 1:45am
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I Wear Pants

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16,223 posts
Oct 8, 2011 1:46 AM
Midstate01;925735 wrote:When I came back to Ohio a few weeks back, the lady beside me drilled down my arm when she fell asleep against me.
How did she get a drill on the plane?
Oct 8, 2011 1:46am
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Glory Days

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7,809 posts
Oct 8, 2011 1:56 AM
I Wear Pants;925890 wrote:How did she get a drill on the plane?
How do magnets work?
Oct 8, 2011 1:56am