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"Chick," 71, And Man, 54, Busted In Naked Car Romp

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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Oct 6, 2011 1:14 PM
You know what they say... When the car's a rockin', don't come a knockin'.
A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over.

When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713
Oct 6, 2011 1:14pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Oct 6, 2011 1:17 PM
I heard this story on Bob and Tom this morning. Hilarious.
Oct 6, 2011 1:17pm
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FatHobbit

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Oct 6, 2011 1:18 PM
Good for them. lol
Oct 6, 2011 1:18pm
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Curly J

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7,282 posts
Oct 6, 2011 1:22 PM
Goes to show you that Old ain't Dead.
Oct 6, 2011 1:22pm
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georgemc80

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Oct 6, 2011 1:26 PM
Pics or it didn't happen....














EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Oct 6, 2011 1:26pm
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wkfan

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Oct 6, 2011 2:12 PM
georgemc80;923760 wrote:Pics or it didn't happen....
Normally, i would say that...but not in this case! There is not enough eye bleach.
Oct 6, 2011 2:12pm
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thavoice

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Oct 6, 2011 2:15 PM
Ya know the cop had to be disappointed! He probably thought he was going find a younger couple and hopefully a chick with a nice set of tits.
Oct 6, 2011 2:15pm
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Glory Days

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Oct 6, 2011 3:27 PM
Buick Regal. I always call them old people cars. Now for sure its true.
Oct 6, 2011 3:27pm
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1_beast

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Oct 6, 2011 4:08 PM
"When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m ****ing this chick,” he said."

Complete Gold!!!!
Oct 6, 2011 4:08pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Oct 6, 2011 7:07 PM
I'm 52, dammit....
Oct 6, 2011 7:07pm
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berry

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Oct 6, 2011 8:13 PM
"Don't just stand there officer. Gimme that nightstick."
Oct 6, 2011 8:13pm