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THE4RINGZ

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Oct 5, 2011 3:40 PM
NOOOOOO
Oct 5, 2011 3:40pm
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Commander of Awesome

Senior Pwner

23,151 posts
Oct 5, 2011 3:43 PM
Dont sleep with chicks with HPV. Hope this helps.
Oct 5, 2011 3:43pm
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

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Oct 5, 2011 3:43 PM
Oct 5, 2011 3:43pm
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

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Oct 5, 2011 3:44 PM
Gay anal sex causes the HIV.
Oct 5, 2011 3:44pm
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karen lotz

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Oct 5, 2011 3:49 PM
I don't really see the issue, men don't get cervical cancer.
Oct 5, 2011 3:49pm
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

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Oct 5, 2011 3:51 PM
karen lotz;922873 wrote:I don't really see the issue, men don't get cervical cancer.
How many women has YOUR dick killed?
Oct 5, 2011 3:51pm
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FatHobbit

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Oct 5, 2011 4:03 PM
karen lotz;922873 wrote:I don't really see the issue, men don't get cervical cancer.
Lol. I used to know a girl whose boyfriend was catholic and wouldn't have sex with her before they were married because he didn't want to go to hell, but he was perfectly fine with her giving him a blow job.
Oct 5, 2011 4:03pm
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bigkahuna

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Oct 5, 2011 10:04 PM
Just mentioned HPV on South Park lol
Oct 5, 2011 10:04pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Oct 5, 2011 10:16 PM
SnotBubbles;922877 wrote:How many women has YOUR dick killed?


14
Oct 5, 2011 10:16pm
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

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Oct 6, 2011 7:55 AM
THE4RINGZ;923278 wrote:14
Reps!
Oct 6, 2011 7:55am
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dwccrew

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Oct 6, 2011 9:53 AM
Commander of Awesome;922858 wrote:Dont sleep with chicks with HPV. Hope this helps.
That only leaves about 15% of the population to sleep with.
Oct 6, 2011 9:53am
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Belly35

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Oct 6, 2011 10:02 AM
What about the gag reflex? :D
Oct 6, 2011 10:02am
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NNN

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Oct 7, 2011 3:19 AM
Blowjobs cause cancer as much as any STD. In other words, women, know what you're swallowing. If the guy is clean, you're not getting cancer. If he's not, enjoy having your twat rot out later in life.

There's plenty of evidence that blowjobs have positive health benefits. The most important is that it significantly reduces incidence of pre-eclampsia, which is certainly nothing to mess around with. But to suggest that they're inherently bad because you're potentially swallowing disease-laden crap from some tool you just met in a bar...color me shocked.
Oct 7, 2011 3:19am
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Steel Valley Football

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Oct 8, 2011 4:28 PM
NNN;924701 wrote:Blowjobs cause cancer as much as any STD. In other words, women, know what you're swallowing. If the guy is clean, you're not getting cancer. If he's not, enjoy having your **** rot out later in life.

There's plenty of evidence that blowjobs have positive health benefits. The most important is that it significantly reduces incidence of pre-eclampsia, which is certainly nothing to mess around with. But to suggest that they're inherently bad because you're potentially swallowing disease-laden crap from some tool you just met in a bar...color me shocked.
Look up the % of people with hpv. It's really high. Forget the number but it was surprising. You might even have it and not know it.
Oct 8, 2011 4:28pm
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1_beast

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Oct 8, 2011 6:04 PM
ccrunner609;926493 wrote:never made the connection
explains your good health??? or your STD???
Oct 8, 2011 6:04pm
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dwccrew

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Oct 9, 2011 4:32 PM
Steel Valley Football;926472 wrote:Look up the % of people with hpv. It's really high. Forget the number but it was surprising. You might even have it and not know it.
Yes, but most HPV strains are harmless. The only harmful strands that cause cancer are maybe a dozen and some are higher risk than others.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_papillomavirus
Oct 9, 2011 4:32pm
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I Wear Pants

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Oct 9, 2011 9:32 PM
dwc knows about those strains. He has them all. :D
Oct 9, 2011 9:32pm
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dwccrew

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Oct 10, 2011 12:03 AM
I Wear Pants;928252 wrote:dwc knows about those strains. He has them all. :D
So you will be getting throat cancer soon. Oh!!!!
Oct 10, 2011 12:03am
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sonofsam

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Oct 10, 2011 12:23 AM
Is that girl at the top of the article like 12 or is it just me?
Oct 10, 2011 12:23am
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Oct 10, 2011 1:29 AM
If I've only been with two women and I was their first im should be good. Right?
Oct 10, 2011 1:29am
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I Wear Pants

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Oct 10, 2011 1:52 AM
dwccrew;928423 wrote:So you will be getting throat cancer soon. Oh!!!!
Did you just try to admit to getting blown by dudes?
Oct 10, 2011 1:52am
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OQB

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Oct 10, 2011 2:33 AM
sonofsam;928463 wrote:Is that girl at the top of the article like 12 or is it just me?

Oct 10, 2011 2:33am
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dwccrew

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Oct 10, 2011 8:58 AM
I Wear Pants;928543 wrote:Did you just try to admit to getting blown by dudes?
No, just you. And it's only gay if you are doing the blowing. Prison rules in effect.
Oct 10, 2011 8:58am