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Brudda o da bomber

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Sep 22, 2011 7:49 AM
Srsly...
In 1970, the photographer embarked on a 9 month sexual relationship with Ruby, a captive female dolphin
She began raking her teeth lightly against my arms and legs which was indescribably erotic. Some might find it frightening, I found it erotic.
Yeah.. That's right. Bitch had it comin.

http://www.3news.co.nz/Man-details-sexual-relationship-with-dolphin-in-book/tabid/418/articleID/226772/Default.aspx
Sep 22, 2011 7:49am
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Sonofanump

Sep 22, 2011 8:24 AM
What did you Google to find this article?
Sep 22, 2011 8:24am
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Commander of Awesome

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Sep 22, 2011 8:29 AM
He thinks 1 in 6 men have had a sexual relationship with an animal?
Sep 22, 2011 8:29am
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enigmaax

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Sep 22, 2011 8:30 AM
Sonofanump;906417 wrote:What did you Google to find this article?
He probably didn't find it by looking up "how good is dolphin sex"....but there's a ton of shit out there if you're interested.
Sep 22, 2011 8:30am
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 22, 2011 8:42 AM
“I'd warn anyone who's in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy"
Duly noted.
Sep 22, 2011 8:42am
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bigkahuna

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Sep 22, 2011 9:18 AM
I heard about this on Chelsea Lately a while back...WTF.
Sep 22, 2011 9:18am
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Steel Valley Football

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Sep 22, 2011 9:30 AM
bigkahuna;906486 wrote:I heard about this on Chelsea Lately a while back...WTF.
Yeah for real. WTF is she doing w her own show? Annoying bitch.
Sep 22, 2011 9:30am
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dwccrew

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Sep 22, 2011 10:19 AM
Gotta buy me a dolphin.
Sep 22, 2011 10:19am
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like_that

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Sep 22, 2011 11:02 AM
bigkahuna;906486 wrote:I heard about this on Chelsea Lately a while back...WTF.
LOL at you watching Chelsea Lately.
Sep 22, 2011 11:02am
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Brudda o da bomber

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Sep 22, 2011 11:08 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dolphin sex


I'm thinkin he's a little too happy.





This one is definately out for revenge.




I love how he throws dem legs up in the air.
Sep 22, 2011 11:08am
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Sep 22, 2011 5:28 PM
[video=youtube;b3aRebr75fg] ch_query%3D2%2Bvery%2Bsick%2Bhuman%2Bbeings%26aq%3 Df&ytsession=E9csmpXzp-7kUAVuD_4smkPizOoPofQaNAeIsmxrml-kJduFxLEkQkvDWL3_gh32nEihh55VzRedBmeBolA64wtjXWfEC ZyC4nE9Qoo5dDoXz7VwJ6WHqngSdtWa0eOndHXJhO-Bf7BJPGTeQJToBwOy0M4l-6QiW0ewmKqWIOcp63L5duvpn9xalzn0LbT-KlwMK4GPQreUkYNXbm4UQNV-uPvmy9dQTGqP9aSwfuitYOm_gmbVO_7Gl7UGMlp2xOIrVTbJqP 3vRisstp0fFbt29Bwbp1w330r95W799tg&has_verified=1[/video]
Sep 22, 2011 5:28pm
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Sep 22, 2011 5:29 PM
Sep 22, 2011 5:29pm
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bigkahuna

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Sep 22, 2011 8:58 PM
Steel Valley Football;906500 wrote:Yeah for real. WTF is she doing w her own show? Annoying bitch.
like_that;906627 wrote:LOL at you watching Chelsea Lately.
Fuck both of you, she's funny and GORGEOUS, and she likes black dudes :cool:
Sep 22, 2011 8:58pm
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Brudda o da bomber

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Sep 23, 2011 8:07 AM
bigkahuna;907364 wrote:**** both of you, she's funny and GORGEOUS, and she likes black dudes :cool:
And Midgets... And vodka....
Sep 23, 2011 8:07am
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bigkahuna

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Sep 23, 2011 11:22 AM
Devils Advocate;907683 wrote:And Midgets... And vodka....
Midgets are cool and vodka is... well doesn't need an explanation.

No deal breakers here.
Sep 23, 2011 11:22am
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Sep 23, 2011 11:29 AM
bradmaynard;907085 wrote:[video=youtube;b3aRebr75fg] ch_query%3D2%2Bvery%2Bsick%2Bhuman%2Bbeings%26aq%3 Df&ytsession=E9csmpXzp-7kUAVuD_4smkPizOoPofQaNAeIsmxrml-kJduFxLEkQkvDWL3_gh32nEihh55VzRedBmeBolA64wtjXWfEC ZyC4nE9Qoo5dDoXz7VwJ6WHqngSdtWa0eOndHXJhO-Bf7BJPGTeQJToBwOy0M4l-6QiW0ewmKqWIOcp63L5duvpn9xalzn0LbT-KlwMK4GPQreUkYNXbm4UQNV-uPvmy9dQTGqP9aSwfuitYOm_gmbVO_7Gl7UGMlp2xOIrVTbJqP 3vRisstp0fFbt29Bwbp1w330r95W799tg&has_verified=1[/video]
LOL at 2:48. These two people seem like good people. SMH
Sep 23, 2011 11:29am
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bigkahuna

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Sep 23, 2011 11:42 AM
bradmaynard;907085 wrote:[video=youtube;b3aRebr75fg] ch_query%3D2%2Bvery%2Bsick%2Bhuman%2Bbeings%26aq%3 Df&ytsession=E9csmpXzp-7kUAVuD_4smkPizOoPofQaNAeIsmxrml-kJduFxLEkQkvDWL3_gh32nEihh55VzRedBmeBolA64wtjXWfEC ZyC4nE9Qoo5dDoXz7VwJ6WHqngSdtWa0eOndHXJhO-Bf7BJPGTeQJToBwOy0M4l-6QiW0ewmKqWIOcp63L5duvpn9xalzn0LbT-KlwMK4GPQreUkYNXbm4UQNV-uPvmy9dQTGqP9aSwfuitYOm_gmbVO_7Gl7UGMlp2xOIrVTbJqP 3vRisstp0fFbt29Bwbp1w330r95W799tg&has_verified=1[/video]
Sep 23, 2011 11:42am
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password

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Sep 23, 2011 11:47 AM
Sonofanump;906417 wrote:What did you Google to find this article?
Why does my penis have a fishy odor after sex.
Sep 23, 2011 11:47am
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bigkahuna

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Sep 23, 2011 2:04 PM
^^Reps
Sep 23, 2011 2:04pm
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Thread Bomber

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Sep 23, 2011 6:08 PM
More than you'd ever want to know about the subject. :(

www.dolphinsex.org
Sep 23, 2011 6:08pm
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Sep 23, 2011 6:10 PM
bigkahuna;907876 wrote:Midgets are cool and vodka is... well doesn't need an explanation.

No deal breakers here.
Sep 23, 2011 6:10pm
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bigkahuna

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Sep 24, 2011 1:38 PM
^^^Reps
Sep 24, 2011 1:38pm