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Sep 20, 2011 11:19 PM
Commander of Awesome;904898 wrote:Also I would say that its more common for a straight female to kiss/make out with her friend than it is for men to do it. Also licking a vagina isn't the same as putting a penis in your mouth. I wasn't trying to be a dick, but its not in the same ballpark. I wasn't referring to your desire or anything like that.
Please elaborate as to how it's different. I'm not a female but I imagine most straight females feel the same way about licking vagina as you and I do about sucking dick, that is, they don't want to. I don't see how it's "not in the same ballpark".
Sep 20, 2011 11:19pm
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Sep 20, 2011 11:22 PM
i'd do it for boston market and a 6 packs
Sep 20, 2011 11:22pm
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Sep 20, 2011 11:26 PM
Fab4Runner;904731 wrote:Do I get to answer this question? I mean I do that for free...so anything is considered a raise.

But for seriously...I would totally L a girls V for 10 billion dollars.
Pics or you're lying.
Sep 20, 2011 11:26pm
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Sep 21, 2011 1:17 AM
I Wear Pants;905119 wrote:Please elaborate as to how it's different.
You can't deep throat a vagina. Unless I do it wrong. Which is entirely possible.
Sep 21, 2011 1:17am
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Sep 21, 2011 5:01 AM
For half his fortune, I would suck Bill Gates' dick on the 50 yard line, during halftime of the Superbowl. I could by the entire Listerine company for that much money. I'd have a Listerine faucet in my bathroom. I'd also set a world record for being the highest paid prostitute in history.
Sep 21, 2011 5:01am
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Sep 21, 2011 9:16 AM
I Wear Pants;905119 wrote:Please elaborate as to how it's different. I'm not a female but I imagine most straight females feel the same way about licking vagina as you and I do about sucking dick, that is, they don't want to. I don't see how it's "not in the same ballpark".
Exactly.
Sep 21, 2011 9:16am
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Sep 21, 2011 9:44 AM
I Wear Pants;905119 wrote:Please elaborate as to how it's different. I'm not a female but I imagine most straight females feel the same way about licking vagina as you and I do about sucking dick, that is, they don't want to. I don't see how it's "not in the same ballpark".
Not wanting to do it sure, but what would you rather do; Lick a guys nipple or suck his dick? I'd say licking a vagina is closer to a licking a nipple than putting a penis in youir mouth.
Sep 21, 2011 9:44am
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Sep 21, 2011 10:09 AM
I'm not going to read the whole thread, so I don't know if this has been said yet...

First off, at least $5 mill. Does this have to be done to completion? If so, do you get to pick the other person? ... b/c I don't want someone who jacks it twice a day, and will take forever. If so, I up it to $10 mill. If I don't have to do it for completion, then $1 mill minimum.
Sep 21, 2011 10:09am
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Sep 21, 2011 11:19 AM
ernest_t_bass;905408 wrote:I'm not going to read the whole thread, so I don't know if this has been said yet...

First off, at least $5 mill. Does this have to be done to completion? If so, do you get to pick the other person? ... b/c I don't want someone who jacks it twice a day, and will take forever. If so, I up it to $10 mill. If I don't have to do it for completion, then $1 mill minimum.
Sounds like someone has thought about this before. Have you tried Craigslist?
Sep 21, 2011 11:19am
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Sep 21, 2011 11:21 AM
enigmaax;905477 wrote:Sounds like someone has thought about this before. Have you tried Craigslist?
Twice.
Sep 21, 2011 11:21am
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Sep 21, 2011 11:52 AM
ernest_t_bass;905408 wrote:do you get to pick the other person?
How much for this guy?

Sep 21, 2011 11:52am
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Sep 21, 2011 1:17 PM
I Wear Pants;904693 wrote:See those people weren't satisfied with themselves as people in the first place. So they won't/aren't when they get the money.
I agree, though I would contend that if one is not able to place his or her convictions above gaining any monetary amount, that person also is not satisfied with who he is.

Then again, I'm not so sure that being discontent with who you are, at least just a little bit, is a bad thing. I believe that is what drives people to become better than they were yesterday.
I Wear Pants;904693 wrote:When well adjusted people who are happy with who they are as people get money from a lottery or other surprise means they see it as not an answer to all their unfulfilled happiness. But as a way to help them enjoy their happiness more fully. Enjoyment/pleasure != happiness.
Indeed. Enjoyment and pleasure does not equate to happiness, but then my question becomes ... what DOES equate to happiness? :D
Sep 21, 2011 1:17pm
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Sep 22, 2011 1:33 AM
justincredible;903713 wrote:It would take a substantial amount for me to fellate a dude. At least $20.
Damn it, I only have $15.
karen lotz;903809 wrote:anyone who says this would likely suck **** for far less than $10 billion.
Yeah, Probably as little as $500 million.
dat dude;903844 wrote:I'll pass. Everyone would know how you got your money.

So? If they didn't know and asked me how I made my money I'd tell them by sucking one dick, one time. They'd wish they had that sweet (or salty, depending on his diet) of a deal.
Terry_Tate;903866 wrote:The children in that family would get made fun of so bad. The comeback for anyone in an argument would always be, "Well, at least my Dad doesn't suck ****."
I'd come back and say "and your dad doesn't drive a rolls eithers."
enigmaax;904080 wrote:What ever happened to good old, "sucky sucky five dolla"?
Only works if you are asian and an american soldier in Vietnam.
I Wear Pants;905119 wrote:Please elaborate as to how it's different. I'm not a female but I imagine most straight females feel the same way about licking vagina as you and I do about sucking ****, that is, they don't want to. I don't see how it's "not in the same ballpark".
I think the social stigma is the difference, not the desire of the individual. The social stigma is definitely different.
Sep 22, 2011 1:33am
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Sep 22, 2011 6:24 PM
ernest_t_bass;905408 wrote:I'm not going to read the whole thread, so I don't know if this has been said yet...

First off, at least $5 mill. Does this have to be done to completion? If so, do you get to pick the other person? ... b/c I don't want someone who jacks it twice a day, and will take forever. If so, I up it to $10 mill. If I don't have to do it for completion, then $1 mill minimum.
Yes of course you have to finish him...mortal kombat protocol, not a part time job.

And if you wanna pick the person, go ahead..but that makes you ghey
Sep 22, 2011 6:24pm
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Sep 22, 2011 7:58 PM
I am shocked FairwoodKing has not posted on this thread.
Sep 22, 2011 7:58pm
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Sep 22, 2011 8:18 PM
password;907281 wrote:I am shocked FairwoodKing has not posted on this thread.
Would rep if I could
Sep 22, 2011 8:18pm
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Sep 23, 2011 12:42 AM
password;907281 wrote:I am shocked FairwoodKing has not posted on this thread.
He's pissed because he has been doing it pro bono.
Sep 23, 2011 12:42am
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Sep 23, 2011 2:05 AM
What if it was 10 billion dollars and a discrete BJ, meaning nobody else would know?
Sep 23, 2011 2:05am
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Sep 23, 2011 9:50 AM
karen lotz;903708 wrote:There is not enough money in the world. Good question though...
Whatever, you have been on Lebron's for 7 years without any compensation.
Sep 23, 2011 9:50am
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Sep 23, 2011 9:52 AM
Commander of Awesome;905366 wrote:Not wanting to do it sure, but what would you rather do; Lick a guys nipple or suck his dick? I'd say licking a vagina is closer to a licking a nipple than putting a penis in youir mouth.
COA/like_that sure do know a lot about licking and sucking male body parts based on the numerous posts on the subject, I wouldn't argue with them.
Sep 23, 2011 9:52am
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Sep 23, 2011 11:30 AM
Would this person be well hung?
Sep 23, 2011 11:30am
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Sep 23, 2011 12:15 PM
Skyhook79;907765 wrote:Whatever, you have been on Lebron's for 7 years without any compensation.

You had 4 days to think of something and that's the best you could come up with?
Sep 23, 2011 12:15pm
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Sep 23, 2011 1:43 PM
password;907887 wrote:Would this person be well hung?
Does that make it better or worse? (Are you secretly bulimic?)
Sep 23, 2011 1:43pm