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Sep 19, 2011 10:59 PM
O-Trap;903815 wrote:Honestly, this isn't true if money is less important to you than comfort or any other thing which would be lost or felt by the action.

It's a priorities issue. You assume that obtaining $10,000,000,000 is a higher priority than anything having to do with gay fellatio. Not everyone is going to agree with that, though.
For me this sort of thing makes sense as long as I don't have to trick myself into thinking I made the best choice. And for $10,000,000,000 I don't think that'd be a problem.
Sep 19, 2011 10:59pm
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Sep 19, 2011 10:59 PM
justincredible;903823 wrote:I'd do it for far less than $10 billion.

yeah but you would also pay someone to be able to suck them off. Homo. (not that there is anything wrong with that.)
Sep 19, 2011 10:59pm
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Sep 19, 2011 10:59 PM
karen lotz;903830 wrote:Yeah I mean if S&L, scooter, and rob want to suck **** for money that's their choice.
lolz
Sep 19, 2011 10:59pm
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Sep 19, 2011 10:59 PM
With $10 billion you'd be the 26th richest person in America.
Sep 19, 2011 10:59pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:00 PM
Anything less than 1 milly and I'd use teeth. You want a good beej gonna be spendy. For 10 billion I'd rim a horse. Seriously heinous Shit I would do for that money.
Sep 19, 2011 11:00pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:00 PM
justincredible;903834 wrote:With $10 billion you'd be the 26th richest person in America.
and you'd have had a man's dick in your mouth by your own choosing.
Sep 19, 2011 11:00pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:00 PM
j_crazy;903835 wrote:Anything less than 1 milly and I'd use teeth. You want a good beej gonna be spendy. For 10 billion I'd rim a horse. Seriously heinous **** I would do for that money.

hahahha
Sep 19, 2011 11:00pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:01 PM
no shame in my game
Sep 19, 2011 11:01pm
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O-Trap

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Sep 19, 2011 11:04 PM
I Wear Pants;903831 wrote:For me this sort of thing makes sense as long as I don't have to trick myself into thinking I made the best choice. And for $10,000,000,000 I don't think that'd be a problem.

And that's fair, because again, it's a priorities issue. If one's priorities are set a certain way, then doing this makes sense.
j_crazy;903835 wrote:Anything less than 1 milly and I'd use teeth. You want a good beej gonna be spendy. For 10 billion I'd rim a horse. Seriously heinous Shit I would do for that money.
I know a chick who has a salmon ...
Sep 19, 2011 11:04pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:05 PM
j_crazy;903835 wrote:Anything less than 1 milly and I'd use teeth. You want a good beej gonna be spendy. For 10 billion I'd rim a horse. Seriously heinous Shit I would do for that money.
Other than some physical injury things (cutting off body parts, etc) I don't think there is anything I would not do for $10,000,000,000.
Sep 19, 2011 11:05pm
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dat dude

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Sep 19, 2011 11:05 PM
I'll pass. Everyone would know how you got your money.
Sep 19, 2011 11:05pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:07 PM
I Wear Pants;903843 wrote:Other than some physical injury things (cutting off body parts, etc) I don't think there is anything I would not do for $10,000,000,000.
See, I would cut off my own finger or something for it.

$10,000,000,000 would buy one hell of a prosthesis.
Sep 19, 2011 11:07pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:10 PM
dat dude;903844 wrote:I'll pass. Everyone would know how you got your money.
Who cares? Gay guys fellate each other for free.
Sep 19, 2011 11:10pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:10 PM
Jon Caparulo....

Hey Jon looks like your doing pretty good!

Yeah, well I'm sucking cock now.
Sep 19, 2011 11:10pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:10 PM
O-Trap;903845 wrote:See, I would cut off my own finger or something for it.

$10,000,000,000 would buy one hell of a prosthesis.
Well a finger sure. I was thinking like an arm or leg or stabbing eyes out or something like that. Not because I wouldn't find the $10 billion rationally more beneficial but because I don't think I'd have the guts to do that.
dat dude;903844 wrote:I'll pass. Everyone would know how you got your money.
I would not give two shits if people knew I sucked a dick for $10 billion dollars. They're the ones who I wouldn't help out when they were getting their house foreclosed.
Sep 19, 2011 11:10pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:10 PM
I think the most important variable is....

does this include spitting or swallowing?
Sep 19, 2011 11:10pm
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dat dude

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Sep 19, 2011 11:12 PM
Eh, I have a two year old daughter. I'm ok where I'm at without having the world know I blew some dude for money.
Sep 19, 2011 11:12pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:13 PM
I think it would be selfish to not blow a guy for $10 billion. Your family would be set for many, many, many generations.
Sep 19, 2011 11:13pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:16 PM
justincredible;903854 wrote:I think it would be selfish to not blow a guy for $10 billion. Your family would be set for many, many, many generations.
I can see that side, but it would be a ridiculous legacy to leave.

On the other hand, wtf am I doing arguing this issue?
Sep 19, 2011 11:16pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:19 PM
karen lotz;903728 wrote:I assume you really like Klondike bars.
That was the best you could come up with? I am deeply disappointed. My 13 year old daughter could have come up with something better than that.
Sep 19, 2011 11:19pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:19 PM
justincredible;903854 wrote:I think it would be selfish to not blow a guy for $10 billion. Your family would be set for many, many, many generations.
The children in that family would get made fun of so bad. The comeback for anyone in an argument would always be, "Well, at least my Dad doesn't suck dick."
Sep 19, 2011 11:19pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:20 PM
Terry_Tate;903866 wrote:The children in that family would get made fun of so bad. The comeback for anyone in an argument would always be, "Well, at least my Dad doesn't suck dick."
or you could move to anywhere in the world, take your 10 billions dollars with you, and live happily ever after.
Sep 19, 2011 11:20pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:23 PM
Terry_Tate;903866 wrote:The children in that family would get made fun of so bad. The comeback for anyone in an argument would always be, "Well, at least my Dad doesn't suck dick."
I'd think the ability to come home and swim in money, McDuck style, would be an okay remedy to that situation.
Sep 19, 2011 11:23pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:24 PM
Do I have to be sober? If I can throw down a few shots and a couple of Xanax beforehand my price would be significantly lower.
Sep 19, 2011 11:24pm
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Sep 19, 2011 11:29 PM
I Wear Pants;903850 wrote:They're the ones who I wouldn't help out when they were getting their house foreclosed.
Oooh, when their house gets auctioned, buy it, and then offer to sell it back to them for twice what they originally paid. ;)

That was my evil scheme for the day.
Scooter1369;903864 wrote:That was the best you could come up with? I am deeply disappointed. My 13 year old daughter could have come up with something better than that.

I'm deeply disappointed that you brought your 13-year-old daughter into this discussion.
Pick6;903868 wrote:or you could move to anywhere in the world, take your 10 billions dollars with you, and live happily ever after.

I dunno. With technology the way it is, word travels, and with that kind of money, it would most likely travel wherever you'd go.
justincredible;903871 wrote:I'd think the ability to come home and swim in money, McDuck style, would be an okay remedy to that situation.
Well, since that's pretend ...

... having a full-time nutsack cleaner ... some 19-year-old college drop out ... THAT would be a good remedy.
Sep 19, 2011 11:29pm