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Sep 20, 2011 12:06 PM
SnotBubbles;904293 wrote:I'd suck you off for a moderator position and 1000 vCash. I'd swallow your load for a rep.
Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any gayer...
Sep 20, 2011 12:06pm
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Sep 20, 2011 12:08 PM
Depending on a persons convictions/beliefs the answer varies widely... this is what O-Trap was saying essentially.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do it. Especially considering the fact that there have been numerous studies that show that people who come into large amounts of money instantly (ex. lottery winners) tend to be less happy in life than those who don't.

Not that there is anything wrong with it... but I wouldn't jeopardize my personal integrity for money.
Sep 20, 2011 12:08pm
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Sep 20, 2011 12:10 PM
Fly4Fun;904298 wrote:Depending on a persons convictions/beliefs the answer varies widely... this is what O-Trap was saying essentially.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do it. Especially considering the fact that there have been numerous studies that show that people who come into large amounts of money instantly (ex. lottery winners) tend to be less happy in life than those who don't.

Not that there is anything wrong with it... but I wouldn't jeopardize my personal integrity for money.
I tend to think those people are probably fucking retarded though.
Sep 20, 2011 12:10pm
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Sep 20, 2011 12:12 PM
I Wear Pants;904304 wrote:I tend to think those people are probably fucking retarded though.
that would explain it!
Sep 20, 2011 12:12pm
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Sep 20, 2011 12:17 PM
I Wear Pants;904304 wrote:I tend to think those people are probably fucking retarded though.
Yeah, there is absolutely zero chance I'd be less happy with $10 billion more than I have now. Not saying money buys happiness or anything, but I could essentially do anything I've ever wanted to do, ever, without working another day in my life. How could that not lead to a happier life?
Sep 20, 2011 12:17pm
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Sep 20, 2011 12:19 PM
dat dude;903844 wrote:I'll pass. Everyone would know how you got your money.
So are we establishing that the bar is 10 billion and this will be done on a broadcast that will be seen all over the world? Otherwise I don't know why everyone will know where the money came from. I suppose a stipulation needs to be set whether this will be a on-camera thing, or a back-alley thing. Seems like far more people would do it if nobody knew about it. Either way, 10 billion is enough money to do practically anything I will ever want. So any way you slice it, something like a half hour of shame in return for a lifetime of riches seems like a fair exchange to do almost anything really.
Sep 20, 2011 12:19pm
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Sep 20, 2011 12:21 PM
justincredible;904296 wrote:These are things we know.
So, deal? Are you accepting the alternate for the "swallow" or just the base bid for the blow job?
Sep 20, 2011 12:21pm
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Sep 20, 2011 12:35 PM
Scooter1369;904079 wrote:And I'm disappointed that no one on this site has the mental aptitude to separate my comment on karen lotz's less than intelligent come back from the topic of the thread. And the anger her(?) posts give off lead me to believe I hit the nail on the head (pun intended) from the outset.
karen lotz's "less than intelligent come back" was directly related to the topic at hand. As such, only someone with the attention span of a fruit fly would think that you following up with "my 13-year-old daughter could come up with a better one" wasn't directly related as well.

Or did you just not think the comment through, and would not post it again if you had the chance to take it back?
derek bomar;904282 wrote:I'd get AIDS for 10 billion - fucking Magic seems like a way to do that.

FIFY
SnotBubbles;904293 wrote:I'd suck you off for a moderator position and 1000 vCash. I'd swallow your load for a rep.

That's because you like men. You'd probably do it out of boredom.
Fly4Fun;904298 wrote:Depending on a persons convictions/beliefs the answer varies widely... this is what O-Trap was saying essentially.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do it. Especially considering the fact that there have been numerous studies that show that people who come into large amounts of money instantly (ex. lottery winners) tend to be less happy in life than those who don't.

Not that there is anything wrong with it... but I wouldn't jeopardize my personal integrity for money.
I'd like to think I wouldn't, but I don't know.

At some point, though, an amount of money can become so absurdly high that it no longer has an effect, I think. For me, I don't know if $10 billion meets that threshold or not, but if I wouldn't do it at that threshold, then no amount of money would make me do it.

For example, if there is something I wouldn't do for $10 quadrillion dollars, adding a zero probably won't do anything to my response.
I Wear Pants;904304 wrote:I tend to think those people are probably fucking retarded though.
I think it stems more from the expectation that that kind of money is going to make them happier. When that isn't fulfilled, they become depressed often.

In the words of John Rockefeller, when asked how much money was enough for him, it's always "just a little bit more."
Sep 20, 2011 12:35pm
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Sep 20, 2011 12:40 PM
justincredible;904314 wrote:Not saying money buys happiness or anything, but I could essentially do anything I've ever wanted to do

Money buys happiness. "Have you ever seen anyone sad on a waverunner?"
Sep 20, 2011 12:40pm
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Sep 20, 2011 2:12 PM
The question for skyhook should be how much would he pay to suck someones dick. I am sure it is a very high price.

/skyhookfail

Cue skyhook making another gay reference to CoA.
Sep 20, 2011 2:12pm
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Sep 20, 2011 2:43 PM
really suck it...or just put one in your mouth?
Sep 20, 2011 2:43pm
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Sep 20, 2011 3:00 PM
Tiernan;904555 wrote:really suck it...or just put one in your mouth?
A good, solid skull-fucking.
Sep 20, 2011 3:00pm
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Sep 20, 2011 4:30 PM
O-Trap;904338 wrote: I think it stems more from the expectation that that kind of money is going to make them happier. When that isn't fulfilled, they become depressed often.

In the words of John Rockefeller, when asked how much money was enough for him, it's always "just a little bit more."
See those people weren't satisfied with themselves as people in the first place. So they won't/aren't when they get the money.

When well adjusted people who are happy with who they are as people get money from a lottery or other surprise means they see it as not an answer to all their unfulfilled happiness. But as a way to help them enjoy their happiness more fully. Enjoyment/pleasure != happiness.
Sep 20, 2011 4:30pm
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Sep 20, 2011 5:39 PM
Do I get to answer this question? I mean I do that for free...so anything is considered a raise.

But for seriously...I would totally L a girls V for 10 billion dollars.
Sep 20, 2011 5:39pm
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Sep 20, 2011 6:14 PM
Fab4Runner;904731 wrote:Do I get to answer this question? I mean I do that for free...so anything is considered a raise.

But for seriously...I would totally L a girls V for 10 billion dollars.
How about me for 20.00 :D
Sep 20, 2011 6:14pm
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Sep 20, 2011 8:44 PM
GoChiefs;904347 wrote:Money buys happiness. "Have you ever seen anyone sad on a waverunner?"
Lulz. Watching that right now
Sep 20, 2011 8:44pm
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Sep 20, 2011 8:48 PM
Fab4Runner;904731 wrote:Do I get to answer this question? I mean I do that for free...so anything is considered a raise.

But for seriously...I would totally L a girls V for 10 billion dollars.
They are completely different. Not even in the same ballpark far as I'm concerned.
Sep 20, 2011 8:48pm
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Sep 20, 2011 9:01 PM
Commander of Awesome;904860 wrote:They are completely different. Not even in the same ballpark far as I'm concerned.
Just because men think that doesn't make it so. I am not a lesbian and have no desire to ever L a woman's V. Ever. But you're entitled to your opinion. And I'm sure a lot of men share it.
Sep 20, 2011 9:01pm
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Sep 20, 2011 9:04 PM
Fab4Runner;904887 wrote:Just because men think that doesn't make it so. I am not a lesbian and have no desire to ever L a woman's V. Ever. But you're entitled to your opinion. And I'm sure a lot of men share it.
Exactly, many men are in favor of girls L'ing the V. Not many girls supportive of guys S'ing the D.
Sep 20, 2011 9:04pm
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Sep 20, 2011 9:06 PM
Fab4Runner;904887 wrote:Just because men think that doesn't make it so. I am not a lesbian and have no desire to ever L a woman's V. Ever. But you're entitled to your opinion. And I'm sure a lot of men share it.
Also I would say that its more common for a straight female to kiss/make out with her friend than it is for men to do it. Also licking a vagina isn't the same as putting a penis in your mouth. I wasn't trying to be a dick, but its not in the same ballpark. I wasn't referring to your desire or anything like that.
Sep 20, 2011 9:06pm
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Sep 20, 2011 9:06 PM
Ewww. Finkel and Einhorn Finkel and Einhorn
Sep 20, 2011 9:06pm
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Sep 20, 2011 9:10 PM
like_that;904894 wrote:Exactly, many men are in favor of girls L'ing the V. Not many girls supportive of guys S'ing the D.
Yeah but it doesn't make L'ing a girls V any more enjoyable for me just because guys are in favor of it.
Sep 20, 2011 9:10pm
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Sep 20, 2011 9:17 PM
Fab4Runner;904907 wrote:Yeah but it doesn't make L'ing a girls V any more enjoyable for me just because guys are in favor of it.
Good point.
Sep 20, 2011 9:17pm
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Sep 20, 2011 9:56 PM
Fab4Runner;904907 wrote:Yeah but it doesn't make L'ing a girls V any more enjoyable for me just because guys are in favor of it.
would be much better if it did!
Sep 20, 2011 9:56pm
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Sep 20, 2011 10:58 PM
This thread is definately a classic.
Sep 20, 2011 10:58pm