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cam93

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Dec 9, 2009 8:50 PM
lemme hear em
Dec 9, 2009 8:50pm
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BlueDevil11

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Dec 9, 2009 9:10 PM
Here are some good quotes

Don't give up, don't ever give up.
--Jim Valvano

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
--Wayne Gretzky

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain

The game isn't over until it's over.
-- Yogi Berra

Ninety per cent of this game is half-mental.
-- Yogi Berra

Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
-- Yogi Berra
Dec 9, 2009 9:10pm
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Darkon

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3,476 posts
Dec 9, 2009 9:27 PM
You can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
Honest Abe
Dec 9, 2009 9:27pm
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Crew Love

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Dec 9, 2009 9:37 PM
Name that movie...
"A witty saying proves nothing." -Voltaire.
"Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.
Dec 9, 2009 9:37pm
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wes_mantooth

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17,977 posts
Dec 9, 2009 9:50 PM
fab4 to my cousin - " I want you to come up here, so I can give you a mouthie......how about I give you a mouthie and then we can have sex and then another mouthie"
Dec 9, 2009 9:50pm
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Fab4Runner

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6,196 posts
Dec 9, 2009 9:52 PM
LOL. I still need to hear this voicemail to make sure that was accurate.
Dec 9, 2009 9:52pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Dec 9, 2009 10:01 PM
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Dec 9, 2009 10:01pm
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Lovejoy1984

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Dec 9, 2009 10:11 PM
Crew Love wrote: Name that movie...
"A witty saying proves nothing." -Voltaire.
"Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.
American Pie.
Dec 9, 2009 10:11pm
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rrfan

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Dec 9, 2009 10:22 PM
I love this thread. Keep them coming. I will use this stuff at work. Lol.
Dec 9, 2009 10:22pm
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David St. Hubbins

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Dec 9, 2009 10:31 PM
Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe

The only difference between good kids and bad kids is that good kids don't get caught

It's all fun and games until the cops show up
Dec 9, 2009 10:31pm
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GOONx19

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7,147 posts
Dec 9, 2009 10:38 PM
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Dec 9, 2009 10:38pm
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mallymal614

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Dec 9, 2009 10:40 PM
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy"

-- Dr. Martin Luther King jr.
Dec 9, 2009 10:40pm
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Trueblue23

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7,463 posts
Dec 9, 2009 10:43 PM
People piss on Joe Dirt all the time, but..

"Life's a garden, dig it"

"You gotta keep on keepin on"
Dec 9, 2009 10:43pm
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Curly J

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7,282 posts
Dec 9, 2009 10:50 PM
You're as handy as a pocket on a shirt.
Dec 9, 2009 10:50pm
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Early Cuyler

Sonny LIED!!!

1,097 posts
Dec 9, 2009 10:51 PM
Life's a bitch, then you marry one.

If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'
Dec 9, 2009 10:51pm
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Darkon

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3,476 posts
Dec 9, 2009 11:02 PM
If I would have killed my wife the first time I wanted to, I'd be out of jail by now.

Hell I'd be off parole.
Dec 9, 2009 11:02pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Dec 9, 2009 11:04 PM
"i'm busier than a three-legged cat in in a dog pound".
Dec 9, 2009 11:04pm
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Darkon

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3,476 posts
Dec 9, 2009 11:06 PM
You could not pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel!!
Dec 9, 2009 11:06pm
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Curly J

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7,282 posts
Dec 9, 2009 11:10 PM
Cat Food Flambe' wrote: "i'm busier than a three-legged cat in in a dog pound".
On that note. I've heard...Busier than a 3 legged cat burying shit.
Dec 9, 2009 11:10pm
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Darkon

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Dec 9, 2009 11:11 PM
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Dec 9, 2009 11:11pm
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Early Cuyler

Sonny LIED!!!

1,097 posts
Dec 10, 2009 12:14 AM
Now if you'll excuse me, i have to go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish.
Dec 10, 2009 12:14am
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mattinctown

Dec 10, 2009 12:32 AM
He went down faster than a cheap hooker in a taxicab
Dec 10, 2009 12:32am
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mattinctown

Dec 10, 2009 12:36 AM
Her vagina is so old there is a separate entrance for black cock
Dec 10, 2009 12:36am
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Red_Skin_Pride

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Dec 10, 2009 12:52 AM
"A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice" --Bill Cosby

"I don't know the key to sucess, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody" --Bill Cosby

"Men, we'll be successful this year if we can focus on three things: Your family, your religion, and the Green Bay Packers" -- Vince Lombardi

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter" -- Martin Luther King Jr.

"In the face of adversity, you find out if you're a fighter or a quitter. It's all about getting up after you've been knocked down" -- Archie Griffin
Dec 10, 2009 12:52am
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I Wear Pants

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Dec 10, 2009 1:14 AM
"The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists." Ernest Hemingway

"Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception." George Orwell

"All people who have reached the point of becoming nations tend to despise foreigners, but there is not much doubt that the English-speaking races are the worst offenders. One can see this from the fact that as soon as they become fully aware of any foreign race they invent an insulting nickname for it." George Orwell
Dec 10, 2009 1:14am