Nothing screams "I'm desperate and incompetent" like an all-caps status full of spelling and grammar mistakes, dripping with desperateness (I looked it up, and desperateness is a word).I REAL NEED A GOOD SINGEL MAN BETWEEN AGE 38 &55. ANYBODY KNOW SOMEONE IN THAT RANGE LET ME KNOW
Adopted a +1 year old beagle today from the Defiance County Humane Shelter. Surprised the girls, Joda bawled, she was so excited. Angie got to pick his name... Redick. Named after her favorite player, JJ Redick. He's already hogging all the balls, and won't let Woody have a shot
The Packers are good at sports.
All of this guy's posts are idiotic.I just spent the last 30 minutes walking around town looking for a loose dog, only to find him back at the house when I return, running from me like crazy. #Fun
She is CONSTANTLY writing dramatic things about her ex, and it is annoying.And you wonder why I broke up with you! Idiot!
I'm pretty sure McDonald's gave me the good stuff this morning and not my decaff. Considering I quit caffeine about 2 years ago, this is going to be a long day....
Work on a Sunday (on a Holiday Weekend)...kudos to the genius making a bid due on the day after Labor Day. Kudos to you, genius. Kudos. I hope you're enjoying your holiday weekend.
I-L-L!
I caughts me a blue lizzy in a mulch pile.
The list goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on.On This Day In 2009 - Matt Hull "wishes my yard was emo so it would cut itself." Oh how funny I am...
Sounds like PITman's girlfriend broke up with him and he's posting his FB retaliations on OC instead.thePITman;888775 wrote:Post statuses your friends post on Facebook. (let's try to stay away from Lamebook stuff)
I saw this one today from a friend on Facebook (an overweight 45 year old woman with terrible hygiene):
Nothing screams "I'm desperate and incompetent" like an all-caps status full of spelling and grammar mistakes, dripping with desperateness (I looked it up, and desperateness is a word).
She always post idiotic soap box rants in the form of letters. Another pet peeve.[h=6]Dear Frat Monster parked in TWO SPACES of the LAW CENTER ONLY parking lot: 1. Little else is as immediately unattractive as a guy who cannot park well. 2. If you cannot park your oversized, jacked up truck properly, GET A SMALLER ONE.
Sincerely,[/h]
SMH[h=6]<H6 class=uiStreamMessage data-ft='{"type":1}'>Fire alarm going off .. we all cold outside. Good start to the morning</H6>[/h]
Best for last[h=6]"I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited / But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded / That for me it isn't over"
Obviously for me I relate this to friendship instead of a relationship. Still yearning to reconnect after years of being apart but knowing it'll never happen. Even though I dream about reconnecting with her, that everything will be fine, that we could still be friends again, that no time would have passed by...I just[/h]
Boom! De-friend.I actually like Obama.
+1, GTFO with the letter bs.Commander of Awesome;888799 wrote:She always post idiotic soap box rants in the form of letters. Another pet peeve.
That guy has the worst statuses.THE4RINGZ;888817 wrote:headphones on, listening to kesha and cruising to the weekend. #noshame
Hang in there, darby.like_that;888871 wrote:These type of statuses are the worst, especially when it comes from a guy (no it isn't darby):
"You never relied on me knowing that I used to deeply care for you. But you ignored that. So if you are stuck roadside with no help, and I happen to see you, what do you suggest is the appropriate action I take. By the way, when I stop caring, you dont exist. Consider that too"
"When I lean in to kiss you, you turn your head. When I want to study together, your busy. When I need someone to put this weight on, you cant handle the pressure. So even when I try to nurture you physically, mentally and emotionally im still not enough. Maybe the prob isnt me like i thought..."
"After a discussion and reevaluation I was wrong. What reason would a woman have to show you that you deserve HER kinder side if I pretend I don't have one myself? But The key is a grown woman would never make a Man feel like we have to be aholes to begin with.
So I think the issue isn't the women we deal with....its the fact we're not dealing with WOMEN to begin with"
Could easily be Crynasty with his incessant "but what did I do?!!!" QQing.like_that;888871 wrote:These type of statuses are the worst, especially when it comes from a guy (no it isn't darby):
"You never relied on me knowing that I used to deeply care for you. But you ignored that. So if you are stuck roadside with no help, and I happen to see you, what do you suggest is the appropriate action I take. By the way, when I stop caring, you dont exist. Consider that too"
"When I lean in to kiss you, you turn your head. When I want to study together, your busy. When I need someone to put this weight on, you cant handle the pressure. So even when I try to nurture you physically, mentally and emotionally im still not enough. Maybe the prob isnt me like i thought..."
"After a discussion and reevaluation I was wrong. What reason would a woman have to show you that you deserve HER kinder side if I pretend I don't have one myself? But The key is a grown woman would never make a Man feel like we have to be aholes to begin with.
So I think the issue isn't the women we deal with....its the fact we're not dealing with WOMEN to begin with"
Defriend.Vote no on issue 2 and vote against close minded government
Good point. Reps.FatHobbit;888891 wrote:"Wishing I could do more!"
I don't know what the fuck she is talking about and I hate when people fish for comments like that.
Almost passive-aggressive'ish.FatHobbit;888891 wrote:"Wishing I could do more!"
I don't know what the fuck she is talking about and I hate when people fish for comments like that.
Yep, I had read this nonsense today:like_that;888871 wrote:These type of statuses are the worst, especially when it comes from a guy (no it isn't darby):
"You never relied on me knowing that I used to deeply care for you. But you ignored that. So if you are stuck roadside with no help, and I happen to see you, what do you suggest is the appropriate action I take. By the way, when I stop caring, you dont exist. Consider that too"
"When I lean in to kiss you, you turn your head. When I want to study together, your busy. When I need someone to put this weight on, you cant handle the pressure. So even when I try to nurture you physically, mentally and emotionally im still not enough. Maybe the prob isnt me like i thought..."
"After a discussion and reevaluation I was wrong. What reason would a woman have to show you that you deserve HER kinder side if I pretend I don't have one myself? But The key is a grown woman would never make a Man feel like we have to be aholes to begin with.
So I think the issue isn't the women we deal with....its the fact we're not dealing with WOMEN to begin with"
I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I will fight for my love
Dude got dumped. At least one of his buddies called him on it:When you have had/experienced the best then why would you settle for something less? Well I refuse to be satisfied with something that is not as good as what I've had in the past. Some things are worth the wait, some things are worth the effort
Dude! That is so GAY! Walk it off man get back in the game.
