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O-Trap

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Sep 7, 2011 11:36 AM
Okay, I stopped by the men's room to drop the kids off when someone else comes in, sits in the stall next to me, and procedes to flog the dolphin, seemingly without any discretion! He finished (I assume), and then left me in my own stall wanting to curbstomp the next person I see.

Has ANYONE else ever had this happen? WTF are you supposed to do in a situation like that?
Sep 7, 2011 11:36am
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LJ

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Sep 7, 2011 11:39 AM
moan
Sep 7, 2011 11:39am
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Fab1b

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Sep 7, 2011 11:41 AM
So what tipped you off to him spanking it anyways?? LOL
Sep 7, 2011 11:41am
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thavoice

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Sep 7, 2011 11:43 AM
Fab1b;886179 wrote:So what tipped you off to him spanking it anyways?? LOL
When he crawled under the stall to watch.
Sep 7, 2011 11:43am
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O-Trap

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Sep 7, 2011 11:44 AM
He was either doing that, or he was slapping a gelatin mold and grunting repeatedly.
Sep 7, 2011 11:44am
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Fab1b

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Sep 7, 2011 11:47 AM
LMAO
Sep 7, 2011 11:47am
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O-Trap

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Sep 7, 2011 11:50 AM
I would upper deck him, but (a) I don't know who it was, and (b) I don't want to touch a toilet of his.
Sep 7, 2011 11:50am
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Nick Mangold

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Sep 7, 2011 11:50 AM
I always strangle my dangle when using a public shitter. I mean, why not?
Sep 7, 2011 11:50am
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FatHobbit

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Sep 7, 2011 12:07 PM
I think I would have finished, left the stall and then waited to see who came out.
Sep 7, 2011 12:07pm
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Heretic

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Sep 7, 2011 12:11 PM
I'm in a small office with single-occupancy bathrooms, so there's no fun in jerking it in the bathroom, as no one could come in to be made uncomfortable.
Sep 7, 2011 12:11pm
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gut

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Sep 7, 2011 12:12 PM
How and why? Who lacks that much self-control that they would have to do this at work or in a public restroom? Maybe when you get old and it doesn't work like it should you can't be picky about your opportunities.

Or maybe they're gay and this is some sort of exhibition turn-on? Perhaps it's the new way men pick-up "dates" in restrooms?

And on a related note, is this illegal? Technically there's no indecent exposure.
Sep 7, 2011 12:12pm
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Gblock

Sep 7, 2011 12:13 PM
wide stance?
Sep 7, 2011 12:13pm
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Con_Alma

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Sep 7, 2011 12:14 PM
gut;886229 wrote:...

And on a related note, is this illegal? Technically there's no indecent exposure.
Lewd conduct???

How does one prove it? I'd get the heck out of there myself!
Sep 7, 2011 12:14pm
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Sep 7, 2011 12:18 PM
O-Trap;886173 wrote:Okay, I stopped by the men's room to drop the kids off when someone else comes in, sits in the stall next to me, and procedes to flog the dolphin, seemingly without any discretion! He finished (I assume), and then left me in my own stall wanting to curbstomp the next person I see.
I wish I would have known that was you next to me. I would have said hello and asked for some toilet paper, I hate when people leave the stall empty of any paper, my wife is going to start wondering why I keep throwing my white undershirts away at work.
Sep 7, 2011 12:18pm
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gut

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Sep 7, 2011 12:20 PM
Con_Alma;886233 wrote:Lewd conduct???

How does one prove it? I'd get the heck out of there myself!
LMAO...what if a cop decided to open the door to catch him in the act....and caught him by surprise right at the critical moment - would that be assaulting an officer? Or do you think the officer would just walk away not wanting to deal with the embarassment of getting blasted?
Sep 7, 2011 12:20pm
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Con_Alma

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Sep 7, 2011 12:25 PM
Lol. Probably depends on the officer. Some might dream of such a scenario!
Sep 7, 2011 12:25pm
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Sep 7, 2011 12:27 PM
Con_Alma;886245 wrote:Lol. Probably depends on the officer. Some might dream of such a scenario!
Okay Ender.
Sep 7, 2011 12:27pm
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Con_Alma

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Sep 7, 2011 12:31 PM
Ouch! ...but I support the local patrolman's association!
Sep 7, 2011 12:31pm
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Sep 7, 2011 12:45 PM


I would have asked if he had any extra lube....
Sep 7, 2011 12:45pm
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O-Trap

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Sep 7, 2011 1:40 PM
gut;886240 wrote:LMAO...what if a cop decided to open the door to catch him in the act....and caught him by surprise right at the critical moment - would that be assaulting an officer? Or do you think the officer would just walk away not wanting to deal with the embarassment of getting blasted?
Probably sweep kick him and break his leg.
Sep 7, 2011 1:40pm
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queencitybuckeye

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Sep 7, 2011 1:42 PM
Yell "Damn it Mike Clark, that's just disgusting".
Sep 7, 2011 1:42pm
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Sep 7, 2011 2:14 PM
gut;886229 wrote:
And on a related note, is this illegal? Technically there's no indecent exposure.
Probably is illegal since 9/11...Thanks a lot Bin Laden
Sep 7, 2011 2:14pm
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Scarlet_Fever

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Sep 7, 2011 5:01 PM
I have a co worker who swears another of our coworkers does this often. I've never noticed but mainly because this guy stinks so bad when going I use another restroom all the time unless he's not there. Of course don't know why, he sits right next to me and farts all day as if nobody can hear it.
Sep 7, 2011 5:01pm
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sportchampps

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Sep 8, 2011 12:57 AM
did you tap your foot
Sep 8, 2011 12:57am
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dwccrew

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Sep 8, 2011 1:32 AM
O-trap, you should've talked dirty to him. Help him out.
Sep 8, 2011 1:32am