wes_mantooth;881416 wrote:I think you should shit on your wife's face while she is sleeping.

said_aouita;881409 wrote:Best possible answer immediately posted #2, pretty damn impressive.

I can see how the c-word may have a point. You have one beer and then on the way home you get pulled over. Would you pass their test? Maybe not.


Did you happen to wear one of your wife's dresses to the block party too?


Women, you can't live with them.....pass the beer nuts.

Pick6;881448 wrote:I gave your wife somewhat of a benefit of the doubt on the other thread with the "technology ****s up sometimes" line. But this bitch just seems crazy.

Unless you guys have a history of fighting or something when you drink (which could be the reason you hardly drink?)

Rotinaj;881430 wrote:I think you should shit on your own face while youre awake.

thavoice;880718 wrote:A spinoff from the ongoing series "Should I be pissed" (and yeah, I have more entries i could submit).

Last Friday night the local pub has specials after football games. Free hot dogs, free chili, specials on wings, etc. It is a place where ya can bring your family and they encourage it for after football games.


We were pressed for time between work and the game (mostly because the wife and daughter were sleeping when I got home) so I said we could go to that place and get wings after the game.

Game ends...we go up there. I order them wings which were ready to go immediately and they get water to drink, and I decided I would like a beer. I dont drink much, dont drink often. I wanted something other than water, and too late to drink caffeine and figured a beer or two would do the trick to make me a little sleepier to fall asleep as I worked that next ady..


I go to the table with the wings and drinks. And the wife flips out. "why are you drinking? Who are you trying to impress? I dont want you drinknig around my daughter. We are leaving, and you can walk home".

and she takes off.


Then the next night rolls around, and we have a block party, and at that point is is OK for the wife to have some shots in from of the daughter who, by the way, is 18 years old. I wasnt allowed to have a beer the night before, but the wife could have a jello shot in front of the daughter, and allow her to try one, the next night.

Being a bitch? She have a point? J

karen lotz;880869 wrote:Why did you turn that into one blob of a paragraph? :thumbdown:

Curly J;881504 wrote:Is that better Karen Lotz ???

like_that;881717 wrote:I love these threads. They remind me to never get married.

thavoice;881432 wrote:Well we live blocks away from the place, and if that was her concern she or the 18 yr old daughter could drive. It was a power play, no doubt, just pretty much saying I cant because I wanted to have one.