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thavoice

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Sep 2, 2011 4:41 PM
A spinoff from the ongoing series "Should I be pissed" (and yeah, I have more entries i could submit).

Last Friday night the local pub has specials after football games. Free hot dogs, free chili, specials on wings, etc. It is a place where ya can bring your family and they encourage it for after football games.


We were pressed for time between work and the game (mostly because the wife and daughter were sleeping when I got home) so I said we could go to that place and get wings after the game.

Game ends...we go up there. I order them wings which were ready to go immediately and they get water to drink, and I decided I would like a beer. I dont drink much, dont drink often. I wanted something other than water, and too late to drink caffeine and figured a beer or two would do the trick to make me a little sleepier to fall asleep as I worked that next ady..


I go to the table with the wings and drinks. And the wife flips out. "why are you drinking? Who are you trying to impress? I dont want you drinknig around my daughter. We are leaving, and you can walk home".

and she takes off.


Then the next night rolls around, and we have a block party, and at that point is is OK for the wife to have some shots in from of the daughter who, by the way, is 18 years old. I wasnt allowed to have a beer the night before, but the wife could have a jello shot in front of the daughter, and allow her to try one, the next night.

Being a bitch? She have a point? J
Sep 2, 2011 4:41pm
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Sep 2, 2011 4:43 PM
Your wife is a bitch. Hope this helps.
Sep 2, 2011 4:43pm
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Sep 2, 2011 4:44 PM
Seriously, though. She's obviously got a problem. I'm not sure how you're able to put up with that shit.
Sep 2, 2011 4:44pm
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Sep 2, 2011 4:45 PM
They always flip out over some dumbshit. This is definitely a "what the fuck?" moment and you should call her out on it.
Sep 2, 2011 4:45pm
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Sep 2, 2011 4:46 PM
thavoice;880718 wrote:(and yeah, I have more entries i could submit).
Have you applied for one of the new blogger positions?
Sep 2, 2011 4:46pm
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Sep 2, 2011 4:49 PM
Sounds a little fishy. But, serious question, do you become an asshole when you drink? I mean if that is the case, then maybe her point is valid. If you don't become an asshole, then good luck with that. (Maybe you should drink more)
Sep 2, 2011 4:49pm
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thavoice

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Sep 2, 2011 4:50 PM
I offered to blog about why no one should get married.
Sep 2, 2011 4:50pm
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thavoice

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Sep 2, 2011 4:54 PM
THE4RINGZ;880739 wrote:Sounds a little fishy. But, serious question, do you become an **** when you drink? I mean if that is the case, then maybe her point is valid. If you don't become an ****, then good luck with that. (Maybe you should drink more)
No. I tend to be a happy drunk, but I can honestly say in the last 2 years I have been drunk twice, and the last time was over a year ago at my brothers wedding and we had a blast.

My thought is it just is about the powerplay...of her not wanting me to be able to do anything that I want to do.

At the block party that next night one of the guys asked if I wanted a beer....and I looked at him and said "nah, I dont think I am allowed" and got the glare of death from the wife!
Sep 2, 2011 4:54pm
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Sep 2, 2011 4:54 PM
Does she try to control you in other ways????
Sep 2, 2011 4:54pm
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Sep 2, 2011 4:59 PM
THE4RINGZ;880751 wrote:Does she try to control you in other ways????
I dont know. Let me ask her how I should respond to that question.
Sep 2, 2011 4:59pm
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Sep 2, 2011 5:08 PM
thavoice;880748 wrote:At the block party that next night one of the guys asked if I wanted a beer....and I looked at him and said "nah, I dont think I am allowed" and got the glare of death from the wife!
This would have been my exact answer if the wife was beside me and she pulled that shit...
Sep 2, 2011 5:08pm
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Sep 2, 2011 7:00 PM
Are you being completely serious with these stories?

If so, you should probably get a divorce.

You're a better man than me, if my (future) wife told me i couldn't have one beer at the bar, i would proceed to drink the beer, then hit her in the boob with the empty bottle.
Sep 2, 2011 7:00pm
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Sep 2, 2011 7:08 PM
thavoice;880718 wrote:A spinoff from the ongoing series "Should I be pissed" (and yeah, I have more entries i could submit). Last Friday night the local pub has specials after football games. Free hot dogs, free chili, specials on wings, etc. It is a place where ya can bring your family and they encourage it for after football games. We were pressed for time between work and the game (mostly because the wife and daughter were sleeping when I got home) so I said we could go to that place and get wings after the game. Game ends...we go up there. I order them wings which were ready to go immediately and they get water to drink, and I decided I would like a beer. I dont drink much, dont drink often. I wanted something other than water, and too late to drink caffeine and figured a beer or two would do the trick to make me a little sleepier to fall asleep as I worked that next ady.. I go to the table with the wings and drinks. And the wife flips out. "why are you drinking? Who are you trying to impress? I dont want you drinknig around my daughter. We are leaving, and you can walk home". and she takes off. Then the next night rolls around, and we have a block party, and at that point is is OK for the wife to have some shots in from of the daughter who, by the way, is 18 years old. I wasnt allowed to have a beer the night before, but the wife could have a jello shot in front of the daughter, and allow her to try one, the next night. Being a bitch? She have a point? J
Looks like you are being her bitch.
Sep 2, 2011 7:08pm
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Sep 2, 2011 7:23 PM
Curly J;880861 wrote:Looks like you are being her bitch.

Why did you turn that into one blob of a paragraph? :thumbdown:
Sep 2, 2011 7:23pm
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Sep 2, 2011 7:26 PM
karen lotz;880869 wrote:Why did you turn that into one blob of a paragraph? :thumbdown:
I didn't...my PC did. I've been having issues since Justin 'Throttled my account', I mean did the Software upgrade.
Sep 2, 2011 7:26pm
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Sep 2, 2011 8:28 PM
With as many complaints/problems as you have with her... I don't see it ending well. No offense.
Sep 2, 2011 8:28pm
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Sep 2, 2011 8:59 PM
Fly4Fun;880901 wrote:With as many complaints/problems as you have with her... I don't see it ending well. No offense.
No offense, but you are a douche.
Sep 2, 2011 8:59pm
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Sep 2, 2011 9:30 PM
Why exactly is it that you're married??
Sep 2, 2011 9:30pm
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thavoice

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Sep 3, 2011 10:12 AM
cbus4life;880854 wrote:Are you being completely serious with these stories?

If so, you should probably get a divorce.

You're a better man than me, if my (future) wife told me i couldn't have one beer at the bar, i would proceed to drink the beer, then hit her in the boob with the empty bottle.
Serious as a heart attack.

and I havent even scratched the surface yet.

Like..I am not 'allowed' to spend any time around anyone in my family unless she is present.
***or the time she didnt even tell me and bought a dog for a couple of hundred bucks, yet forbids me from buying a newspaper for a buck.
***or recently when she said we are 'dog sitting' for a dog for a couple of months. I thought that was 'suspicious'. When I get home from work the neighbor lady said "LIke you new dog? I had a mad look on my face. She said "when did you find out? I was like....about half hour ago. She says...'oh well...at least she was free'. I responded....'oh really, I was told we were just house sitting for a few months.' She said """Oops, sorry, you didnt hear it from me then.". Thing is.....i had a stinking suspicion that was the case thought. Just didnt seem right, and she had been bothering me to get another dog of which I say no...because they have two now...taht I f'n have to take care of already.
***or the time she has a tree cut down in our yard while we are on vacation, when I specifically told her I didnt want it cut down.
***Or the time she tells my family we are getting divorced. I was outta town and outta touch for about 36 hours and they were all panicking that they couldnt get ahold of me to see what was wrong.
***like the week each morning she kept saying that my divorce papers may arrive to me today. After about a week of that I asked the sheriff, of whom I Know well enough to ask such a thing, and he did a little research and found that no such papers have been filed.
***Or the time she insisted I take her out of town for the weekend. I am sure, we can leave after work on saturday afternoon, and we can get back sunday afternoon and go to the friends super bowl party...as I am a big time steelers fan...my friends and I have season tix to them and have been going and watching games together for over 10 years. She goes ballistic because she wanted to leave and not come home until late sunday night...basically so I miss the game. And SUPPOSEDLY she is a huge football fan, and if her team was in the SB it would be different. As a matter of fact, durin gthe NFL season she said she wanted us to throw an annual Super BOwl Party for friends and such. BUT...when it came to the realization that my team was going to play in it.........that changed it all.


***yeah...marriage is a fun, fun, fun time.
Sep 3, 2011 10:12am
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Scrawney

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Sep 3, 2011 10:35 AM
Sounds pretty simple, admit you made a mistake and divorce that bitch. Moving forward with this fucking mental case would only make your original mistake of saying "I do" larger.
Sep 3, 2011 10:35am
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thavoice

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Sep 3, 2011 10:42 AM
cbus4life;880854 wrote:Are you being completely serious with these stories?

If so, you should probably get a divorce.

You're a better man than me, if my (future) wife told me i couldn't have one beer at the bar, i would proceed to drink the beer, then hit her in the boob with the empty bottle.
Serious as a heart attack..and I could also add in more!

Sadly
Sep 3, 2011 10:42am
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Sep 3, 2011 10:45 AM
justincredible;880724 wrote:Your wife is a bitch. Hope this helps.
Best possible answer immediately posted #2, pretty damn impressive.

I can see how the c-word may have a point. You have one beer and then on the way home you get pulled over. Would you pass their test? Maybe not.
thavoice wrote: nah, I dont think I am allowed" and got the glare of death from the wife!
Did you happen to wear one of your wife's dresses to the block party too?


Women, you can't live with them.....pass the beer nuts.
Sep 3, 2011 10:45am
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Sep 3, 2011 10:46 AM
PIIHB then ask for a divorce.
Sep 3, 2011 10:46am
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Sep 3, 2011 10:48 AM
I think you should shit on your wife's face while she is sleeping.
Sep 3, 2011 10:48am
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Sep 3, 2011 10:48 AM
is her vagina made out of gold and if so, are you still having sex with it? if the answer is yes, then keep on trucking. if not, get out now!
Sep 3, 2011 10:48am