Police say 22-year-old Kent Crozier is due in court Wednesday on charges related to jumping into a police cruiser and fleeing the scene.

It began Tuesday night at El Camino Real in west Toledo. Police say Crozier was involved in a fight. Officers arrived on scene and Crozier somehow was able to jump into an unattended police car. They say he drove a mile before ditching the car.

While fleeing on foot, a resident in the neighborhood was able to stop him.

wrote:While fleeing on foot, a resident in the neighborhood was able to stop him.

Sonofanump;872574 wrote:He must have lost a step since his college playing days.

Tobias Fünke;872589 wrote:I just love that this in at #2 on my "favorite Kent stories" list. Here's #1:

Junior year of high school Kent had this party at his house. His dad owned a construction company (one of those rather alcoholic tough guys who is jacked...you know the type) and over the years he built a four-story wicked mansion that was perfect for partying like high schoolers.

Well everyone got hammered, of course, and Kent's brother wandered into Kent's room with his girlfriend--who just so happened to be a stripper as well. Apparently they mistook the rooms and started fucking in Kent's bed. Meanwhile Kent is downstairs doing all sorts of drugs, I think shrooms in particular, and he walks up stairs on a trip.

He stumbled into his room and sees his brother fucking on his bed. What does he do? He sits down in the corner and starts jerkin' off. Yeah. His brother is so hammered that they don't really care.

So then his dad comes home. Angry and drunk from the bars as usual. He wanders upstairs too and hears all the sex going on, so he drunkenly bangs on the door. The stripper/girlfriend isn't all that tanked so she jumps into the closet. But Kent is so out of it that he continues jackin' away fervidly and now it's just his brother naked on his bed dazed and confused as to what's going on. So the dad breaks down the door and sees one son naked on the bed and another son with his pants off jacking off in the corner. All people heard was "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY SHIT!!!!!!!" downstairs. hahahahha

NYFan54;872627 wrote:I'll tell you MY story. I just got out of court a few minutes ago. On April 1st, (I know, I'm the fool) myself and 2 other guys started drinking in a restaurant at 10 am. We get trashed, blah blah, drink all day, then 9 pm rolls around and we get the bright idea of going bar hopping. Apparently I had enough for the night, and attempted to walk a couple blocks home by myself. But for some unforeseen reasoning, I decided to jump on the hood of a police car, and tried to smash the windshield out?!?! Did I mention the cops were IN the vehicle, and the parking lights were ON? I woke up in the drunk tank and haven't drank since. Piss on all that

Tobias Fünke;872568 wrote:I imagine everyone here know a guy form high school or college that is crazy beyond words, right?

Well meet my buddy Kent Crozier. He went to Cardinal Stritch with me, an insanely gifted athlete (senior lead the conference in rushing, scored 19 touchdowns, had 6 INT's, ended up playing WR in college). Easily the wildest person I've ever met.

It all came crashing down last night for him, and could get up to 6.5 years in the slammer.

http://www.wtol.com/story/15320925/police-toledo-man-jumps-in-cop-car-and-takes-off

Crimson streak;872646 wrote:Lol I remember playing you guys in highschool. He was a beast. Never knew he was such a partier.

Tobias Fünke;872589 wrote:I just love that this comes in at #2 on my "favorite Kent stories" list. Here's #1:

Junior year of high school Kent had this party at his house. His dad owned a construction company (one of those rather alcoholic tough guys who is jacked...you know the type) and over the years he built a four-story wicked mansion that was perfect for partying like high schoolers.

Well everyone got hammered, of course, and Kent's brother wandered into Kent's room with his girlfriend--who just so happened to be a stripper as well. Apparently they mistook the rooms and started fucking in Kent's bed. Meanwhile Kent is downstairs doing all sorts of drugs, I think shrooms in particular, and he walks up stairs on a trip.

He stumbled into his room and sees his brother fucking on his bed. What does he do? He sits down in the corner and starts jerkin' off. Yeah. His brother is so hammered that they don't really care.

So then his dad comes home. Angry and drunk from the bars as usual. He wanders upstairs too and hears all the sex going on, so he drunkenly bangs on the door. The stripper/girlfriend isn't all that tanked so she jumps into the closet. But Kent is so out of it that he continues jackin' away fervidly and now it's just his brother naked on his bed dazed and confused as to what's going on. So the dad breaks down the door and sees one son naked on the bed and another son with his pants off jacking off in the corner. All people heard was "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY SHIT!!!!!!!" downstairs. hahahahha
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Tobias Fünke;872703 wrote:Simply put, the guy is legendary. I have dozens of hilarious stories about him, but the mugshot really says it all. Unbelievable.

tcarrier32;872789 wrote:yeah i know i guy.

http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2011/07/12/story-columbus-bieber-bandit-arrested-hilliard-bank-robbery.html

Sonofanump;872574 wrote:He must have lost a step since his college playing days.

Tobias Fünke;872703 wrote:Simply put, the guy is legendary. I have dozens of hilarious stories about him, but the mugshot really says it all. Unbelievable.

Tobias Fünke;872796 wrote:Oh he's definitely not all there.

What page of the Blade was it on, I'm curious since I don't get it anymore. I wonder how quickly the word has spread.