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Heretic

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Aug 18, 2011 1:22 PM
killdeer;866495 wrote:yeh...but was she phoning her mom?

"Mom, I keep trying to tell him I'm 10, but he just says that in his house we're all 19..."
Aug 18, 2011 1:22pm
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justincredible

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Aug 18, 2011 1:26 PM
Heretic;866523 wrote:"Mom, I keep trying to tell him I'm 10, but he just says that in his house we're all 19..."

Also Zing!
Aug 18, 2011 1:26pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Aug 18, 2011 1:28 PM
SMBFH


Sincerely,

Fab1b
Aug 18, 2011 1:28pm
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karen lotz

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Aug 18, 2011 1:28 PM
ccrunner609;866479 wrote:I have eatin a 19 year old for over an hour also


And after that you moved on to her dad, AMIRITE?
Aug 18, 2011 1:28pm
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Fab1b

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Aug 18, 2011 1:30 PM
Still have a hard on for me I see, but its ok I do for myself as well!
Aug 18, 2011 1:30pm
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hoops23

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Aug 18, 2011 1:36 PM
Heretic;866406 wrote:It'd suck worse being the one giving the call. Damn, that's pure nightmare fuel. It's rare I read something that actually disturbs me. That did.

Yeah, that was just fucked up... Wow.
Aug 18, 2011 1:36pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Aug 18, 2011 2:19 PM
Did the bear say anything in the message?
Aug 18, 2011 2:19pm
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karen lotz

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Aug 18, 2011 4:24 PM
ernest_t_bass;866598 wrote:Did the bear say anything in the message?

I think fab already covered that.

nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Aug 18, 2011 4:24pm
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Aug 18, 2011 4:42 PM
killdeer;866495 wrote:yeh...but was she phoning her mom?

reps.
Aug 18, 2011 4:42pm
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karen lotz

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Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM
ccrunner609;866652 wrote:awesome

Don't be stingy with the reps.
Aug 18, 2011 5:14pm
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Glory Days

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Aug 18, 2011 5:24 PM
justincredible;866359 wrote:If I were able to I'd probably just call and give a quick "I love you" but spare the details.

i wouldnt even think to call. i would be figthing back. it would have to work to get me, i would never let anything eat me.
Aug 18, 2011 5:24pm
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Aug 18, 2011 5:30 PM
Glory Days;866760 wrote:i wouldnt even think to call. i would be figthing back. it would have to work to get me, i would never let anything eat me.

Well, yeah. But if the bear has, say, ripped your legs to shreds and you knew you were going to die because you could no longer stand/run what else are you going to do?
Aug 18, 2011 5:30pm
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Heretic

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Aug 18, 2011 5:38 PM
justincredible;866766 wrote:Well, yeah. But if the bear has, say, ripped your legs to shreds and you knew you were going to die because you could no longer stand/run what else are you going to do?

Flip the bear off and yell "CHOKE ON 'EM!" like the head army dude in Day of the Dead was doing when the zombies were ripping out his guts.

Even if no one's watching, man law says you have to go out like a badass.
Aug 18, 2011 5:38pm
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Mr Miyagi

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Aug 18, 2011 10:26 PM
"Mom the bear is ......... hang on I have another call coming in....... Hello......Hey , can I call you back I am talking to my mom and a bear is eating me "
Aug 18, 2011 10:26pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Aug 18, 2011 10:49 PM
I'll fight a fucking bear
Aug 18, 2011 10:49pm
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1_beast

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Aug 18, 2011 11:14 PM
ccrunner609;866479 wrote:I have eatin a 19 year old boy for over an hour
FIFY
THE4RINGZ;867092 wrote:I'll fight a ****ing bear
Bring it ;)
Aug 18, 2011 11:14pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Aug 18, 2011 11:16 PM
We would both be winded before the first take down.
Aug 18, 2011 11:16pm
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Mr Miyagi

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Aug 18, 2011 11:31 PM
^^^^^^^^ foreplay.
Aug 18, 2011 11:31pm
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chicago510

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Aug 18, 2011 11:37 PM
Con_Alma;866491 wrote:You might need some work on your technique.

+Rep. CC lobbed up a softball on that one
Aug 18, 2011 11:37pm
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Aug 19, 2011 12:06 AM
Wherez my reps??? ;)
Aug 19, 2011 12:06am
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Glory Days

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Aug 19, 2011 1:02 AM
justincredible;866766 wrote:Well, yeah. But if the bear has, say, ripped your legs to shreds and you knew you were going to die because you could no longer stand/run what else are you going to do?

gouge its eyes, rip its tongue out and wear it like a tie and die like a fucking ohio chatter bad ass because you killed a bear with a your bare hands before you bled out.
Aug 19, 2011 1:02am
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Aug 19, 2011 1:05 AM
Aug 19, 2011 1:05am
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dwccrew

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Aug 19, 2011 1:51 AM
That's why I love this site. A thread about a tragic story is turned into pure win. Rep power for all!
Aug 19, 2011 1:51am
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rmolin73

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Aug 19, 2011 5:15 AM
This guy did it.
Aug 19, 2011 5:15am
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LJ

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Aug 19, 2011 7:09 AM
I see your chainsaw bear and raise you a BearShark

Aug 19, 2011 7:09am