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el diablo.
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Aug 8, 2011 10:27 PM
lol I just saw this too on Yahoo.

The little pic they have on their main page is even scarier.
Aug 8, 2011 10:27pm
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her name:
Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva
Aug 8, 2011 10:34pm
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Aug 8, 2011 10:38 PM
When I saw Fab1b had responded I was afraid it would be "I'd hit it".
Aug 8, 2011 10:38pm
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Aug 8, 2011 10:40 PM
Her hair looks like that flower that you pull and blow the top off.
Aug 8, 2011 10:40pm
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Aug 8, 2011 10:41 PM
She's worth between $850mil-$5bil? That's quite a range.
Aug 8, 2011 10:41pm
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Aug 8, 2011 10:41 PM
lulz
crazy devil looking bitch wrote:Earlier this year, the duchess remarked, "Alfonso doesn't want anything. All he wants is me."

but he needs a lobotomy.
Aug 8, 2011 10:41pm
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justincredible;855758 wrote:She's worth between $850mil-$5bil? That's quite a range.

i'm worth somewhere in the range of tree fiddy and eleventy billion.

i don't see what the big deal is...
Aug 8, 2011 10:42pm
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majorspark;855752 wrote:When I saw Fab1b had responded I was afraid it would be "I'd hit it".

For some of that money I would!!
Aug 8, 2011 10:42pm
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Aug 8, 2011 10:45 PM
Wow, any relation ya think?
Aug 8, 2011 10:45pm
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John Travolta, Driving Miss Daisy
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Aug 8, 2011 11:05 PM
For One Billion Dollars I would would fuck the crazy outta that old bitch.
Aug 8, 2011 11:05pm
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Aug 8, 2011 11:08 PM
Fab1b;855746 wrote:her name:
Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva

English Translation: Ugly AS Fuck!!!!!!!
Aug 8, 2011 11:08pm
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Aug 8, 2011 11:10 PM
osudarby08;855722 wrote:Holy shit this bitch is hit!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/wealthy-duchess-gives-fortune-away-marry-212956415.html

This honestly scares me:

It looks like there is some nasty drainage or seepage around her eyes... Hell with hitting that, I's like to see someone lick her eye for a cool billion...
Aug 8, 2011 11:10pm
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Aug 8, 2011 11:36 PM
THE4RINGZ;855817 wrote:For One Billion Dollars I would would **** the crazy outta that old bitch.

Don't lie. You'd be all over it if she'd renew your $12 JJ membership.
Aug 8, 2011 11:36pm
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Aug 8, 2011 11:43 PM
enigmaax;855872 wrote:Don't lie. You'd be all over it if she'd renew your $12 JJ membership.
Prolly
Aug 8, 2011 11:43pm
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Aug 8, 2011 11:45 PM
I didn't know Ronnie James Dio's mother was still alive.
Aug 8, 2011 11:45pm
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Aug 9, 2011 11:44 AM
She's 85. What do you expect her to look like?
Aug 9, 2011 11:44am
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Aug 9, 2011 11:57 AM
justincredible;855758 wrote:She's worth between $850mil-$5bil? That's quite a range.

..guess her worth would depend on how much see spends on makeup to get herself all dolled up!
Aug 9, 2011 11:57am
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Aug 9, 2011 5:16 PM
NNN;855883 wrote:I didn't know Ronnie James Dio's mother was still alive.


I just fell over laughing when I read this haha. RIP RJD
Aug 9, 2011 5:16pm