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Ironman92

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Jul 21, 2011 4:06 PM
What do ya got?


Reds suck donkey dick
Horrible plate approaches
Dusty can't do it
Jul 21, 2011 4:06pm
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Ironman92

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Jul 21, 2011 4:07 PM
Cardinals pissy
LaRussa sucks donkey dick
Please don't make playoffs
Jul 21, 2011 4:07pm
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Ironman92

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49,363 posts
Jul 21, 2011 4:09 PM
Tiger needs caddy
Has fallen hard from the top
Will he recover?
Jul 21, 2011 4:09pm
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Ironman92

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Jul 21, 2011 4:10 PM
Wily Mo Pena
Arizona Diamondbacks
Humongous taters
Jul 21, 2011 4:10pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Jul 21, 2011 4:12 PM
Reds lineup is out
Who is starting at shortstop?
Ugh. Renteria.
Jul 21, 2011 4:12pm
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Ironman92

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Jul 21, 2011 4:17 PM
Reds shortstop bats next
After leadoff hitter bats
C F guy hits first
Jul 21, 2011 4:17pm
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gorocks99

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Jul 21, 2011 4:27 PM
John Lackey, so fat
Sweat rolls down all of his chins
Six-run first again
Jul 21, 2011 4:27pm
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Ironman92

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Jul 21, 2011 4:28 PM
Ironman's ghey thread
Too hot outside much boredom
Must get a new life
Jul 21, 2011 4:28pm
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Crimson streak

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Jul 21, 2011 4:31 PM
Grady fucking Sizemore
Is he on the dl again?
Stupid question
Jul 21, 2011 4:31pm
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Ironman92

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Jul 21, 2011 4:36 PM
5-7-5 please
Jul 21, 2011 4:36pm
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Jul 21, 2011 4:41 PM
N F L lockout
Please come to a swift ending
Sundays aren't for chores
Jul 21, 2011 4:41pm
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Jul 21, 2011 4:43 PM
Sweater vest trouble
Suspicious tattoos and drugs
Why can't they catch Cam?
Jul 21, 2011 4:43pm
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Jul 21, 2011 4:45 PM
Justincredible
Nick Mangold yearns for your love
Are you man enough?
Jul 21, 2011 4:45pm
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gorocks99

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Jul 21, 2011 4:48 PM
Gibwok and Tebow
Like two peas in a pea pod
Must be a big pod
Jul 21, 2011 4:48pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Jul 21, 2011 4:48 PM
sports, sports, sports, sports, sports
sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports
sports, sports, sports, sports, sports
Jul 21, 2011 4:48pm
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Jul 21, 2011 4:54 PM
Sports and poetry
is as ghey as snotbobbles
Worst. Sports. Thread. Ever
Jul 21, 2011 4:54pm
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TuTu Train

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Jul 21, 2011 5:13 PM
gorocks99;837004 wrote:Gibwok and Tebow
Like two peas in a pea pod
Must be a big pod


/thread
Jul 21, 2011 5:13pm
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Jul 21, 2011 9:00 PM
Baseball's Mariners
Have lost 12 straight games so far
LOL Butt Wedge
Jul 21, 2011 9:00pm
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skank

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6,543 posts
Jul 21, 2011 9:21 PM
****** is a ***
Likes to shower with *** men
after they wrestle
Jul 21, 2011 9:21pm
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skank

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Jul 21, 2011 9:25 PM
Rape is a bad thing
Roethlisberger did it twice
soon to be a third
Jul 21, 2011 9:25pm
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skank

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Jul 21, 2011 9:27 PM
Should not drink and drive
Nobody told Hines Ward that
Now he goes to jail
Jul 21, 2011 9:27pm
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Jul 21, 2011 9:30 PM
Mendenhall is ****
Bin Laden sympathyser
Anti U S A
Jul 21, 2011 9:30pm
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Jul 21, 2011 9:33 PM
Kordell and Cohwer
Love is a wonderful thing
Car was a rockin
Jul 21, 2011 9:33pm
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skank

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Jul 21, 2011 9:34 PM
Pittsburgh smells like ****
Homeless use it for toilet
I have once also
Jul 21, 2011 9:34pm
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skank

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Jul 21, 2011 9:43 PM
Young college female
Be careful girls Ben is here
To him no means yes
Jul 21, 2011 9:43pm