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Fab1b

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Dec 7, 2009 7:27 PM
enigmaax wrote:
Fab1b wrote:
enigmaax wrote: It is really difficult to tell with all those clothes on her. Gonna have to see another one sans garments before I'm buying.
Not that I wouldn't approve of that but not happening in my office!!
Surely you can find a conference room or broom closet or something. Isn't that the first thing you scope out when you start a job?
Been here 11 years not that there isn't places but you risk too much with wondering security guards.
Dec 7, 2009 7:27pm
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Heretic

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Dec 7, 2009 7:29 PM
Fab1b wrote: Ha ha I don't think you could afford her though :)
I got TREE FIDDY!!!!!

Okay.....I'm lying.....:(
Dec 7, 2009 7:29pm
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Upper90

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Dec 7, 2009 7:38 PM
Oh boy! I can't wait until this thread gets creepy!
Dec 7, 2009 7:38pm
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Fab1b

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Dec 7, 2009 7:44 PM
Snotbubbles is probably doing dirty things to that pic!!
Dec 7, 2009 7:44pm
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Dec 7, 2009 7:47 PM
Fab1b wrote: There you asses go, me and her at work tonight!

Wondered what happened to Bill Goldberg.
Dec 7, 2009 7:47pm
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KnightXC1

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Dec 7, 2009 7:50 PM
^^ This!

All I can think of with this thread is the line in Back to the Future 2 where the 3D shark attacks Marty and he looks up and says "Shark still looks fake". That applies to the picture as well Fab ha.
Dec 7, 2009 7:50pm
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GoChiefs

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Dec 7, 2009 7:51 PM
Where's the paper with today's date on it? Still looks sketchy.
Dec 7, 2009 7:51pm
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Fab1b

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Dec 7, 2009 7:58 PM
Didn't have a newspaper! That is the best you are getting it guys sorry!! Ripley's believe it or not!
Dec 7, 2009 7:58pm
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Heretic

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Dec 7, 2009 8:08 PM
Well, I give you credit. Having a little sign-thing mostly obscured by your head with only a "Ch" visible really does help making this look more legit. You really did your homework here, but I've been reading the entire collection of Sherlock Holmes literature recently, so by osmosis, I'm the second coming of him and can see through all this tomfoolery!
Dec 7, 2009 8:08pm
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Dec 7, 2009 8:12 PM
hey she is real!
Dec 7, 2009 8:12pm
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rookie_j70

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Dec 7, 2009 8:16 PM
fab1b, taking your advice; does she have a best friend?
Dec 7, 2009 8:16pm
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gut

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Dec 7, 2009 8:25 PM
Yeah, seriously, why is she sharp/in-focus and you are kind of blurry?
Dec 7, 2009 8:25pm
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Dec 7, 2009 8:30 PM
She has too many clothes on to tell for sure...
Dec 7, 2009 8:30pm
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Fab1b

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Dec 7, 2009 8:31 PM
Heretic wrote: Well, I give you credit. Having a little sign-thing mostly obscured by your head with only a "Ch" visible really does help making this look more legit. You really did your homework here, but I've been reading the entire collection of Sherlock Holmes literature recently, so by osmosis, I'm the second coming of him and can see through all this tomfoolery!
LOL that sign says Christmas!!
Dec 7, 2009 8:31pm
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Fab1b

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Dec 7, 2009 8:33 PM
gut wrote: Yeah, seriously, why is she sharp/in-focus and you are kind of blurry?
Taken on a cell phone in a hurry best I could do tonight
Dec 7, 2009 8:33pm
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Fab1b

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Dec 7, 2009 8:34 PM
rookie_j70 wrote: fab1b, taking your advice; does she have a best friend?
Her best friend is smoking and works here too! You'll have to inquire with Chelsea about her though, sorry!
Dec 7, 2009 8:34pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 7, 2009 8:36 PM
tell her she needs to post again
Dec 7, 2009 8:36pm
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Fab1b

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Dec 7, 2009 8:36 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote: tell her she needs to post again
I did do that
Dec 7, 2009 8:36pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 7, 2009 8:38 PM
good. maybe she'll start.
Dec 7, 2009 8:38pm
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Dec 7, 2009 8:44 PM
Fab1b wrote:
Heretic wrote: Well, I give you credit. Having a little sign-thing mostly obscured by your head with only a "Ch" visible really does help making this look more legit. You really did your homework here, but I've been reading the entire collection of Sherlock Holmes literature recently, so by osmosis, I'm the second coming of him and can see through all this tomfoolery!
LOL that sign says Christmas!!
Yes, that's where my Sherlock Holmes training came into effect. I figured you'd use a Christmas banner as a clever smokescreen to give this shamockery some false legitimacy. My genius has struck again!

And now I'll depart this thread before my posts cause the site's BS-meter to explode....lol
Dec 7, 2009 8:44pm
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Dec 7, 2009 8:52 PM
Now, no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo.
Dec 7, 2009 8:52pm
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Fab1b

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Dec 7, 2009 8:54 PM
Don't doubt me again you sons a bitches! :)
Dec 7, 2009 8:54pm
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Dec 7, 2009 9:43 PM
what are you doing taking pictures? aren't there customers trying to recover from the unexpected and realize their dreams right now?
Dec 7, 2009 9:43pm
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Dec 7, 2009 9:57 PM
Dec 7, 2009 9:57pm
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Fab1b

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Dec 7, 2009 10:01 PM
June18 wrote: what are you doing taking pictures? aren't there customers trying to recover from the unexpected and realize their dreams right now?
I don't deal with customers I deal with employees
Dec 7, 2009 10:01pm