I know people on here hate the "grammar police" but...

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wes_mantooth

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Feb 14, 2011 7:29 PM
Little Danny;678618 wrote:Something tells me Ender Wiggen hates the Grammar Police.

Not hate....just does not respect or like them
Feb 14, 2011 7:29pm
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tcarrier32

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Feb 14, 2011 7:33 PM
I'm sorry, but if you understand the message the person is attempting to convey, then language has done its job. cuz lyke, thts the pt. of lang... to tlk.
Feb 14, 2011 7:33pm
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tuskytuffguy

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Feb 14, 2011 8:24 PM
Fab, on the rag? Take some Midol, and get over it. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


Would of
Could of
Should of
so much quicker and easier to type.

It's the internetz, same as shortening to lmfao, wtf, etc.
Feb 14, 2011 8:24pm
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Feb 14, 2011 8:29 PM
tuskytuffguy;678679 wrote:Fab, on the rag? Take some Midol, and get over it. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


Would of
Could of
Should of
so much quicker and easier to type.

It's the internetz, same as shortening to lmfao, wtf, etc.
Same as shortening...really!? Wtf, lol, etc. are actually abbreviations for something. Did I miss where of started to stand for have? If you want to shorten it type wouldve. Same amount of letters. Let's be honest here...anyone that does this isn't doing it because it's shorter and easier to type. It's because they are a complete idiot that doesn't know simple grammar rules that you learn in elementary school.

And I'm not on my period but it wouldn't matter if I was. Never had PMS (that actually stands for something, too) a day in my life.
Feb 14, 2011 8:29pm
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Feb 14, 2011 8:29 PM
I like shoulda, coulda, woulda....
Feb 14, 2011 8:29pm
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Feb 14, 2011 8:34 PM
wildcats20;678689 wrote:I like shoulda, coulda, woulda....

No.

Should'f. Could'f. Would'f.
Feb 14, 2011 8:34pm
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Feb 14, 2011 9:08 PM
I think Fab was lying when she didn't care that wildcats didn't get her anything for VDay...


:)
Feb 14, 2011 9:08pm
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Feb 14, 2011 9:12 PM
karen lotz;678757 wrote:I think Fab was lying when she didn't care that wildcats didn't get her anything for VDay...


:)

Oh no that little jerk sent me flowers. I didn't get him anything so I look bad. :p


Jk they are very pretty I must say.
Feb 14, 2011 9:12pm
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ytownfootball

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Feb 14, 2011 9:16 PM
He should of fixed your leak.
Feb 14, 2011 9:16pm
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Feb 14, 2011 10:05 PM
ytownfootball;678767 wrote:He should of fixed your leak.

Feb 14, 2011 10:05pm
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ytownfootball

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Feb 14, 2011 10:07 PM
Lol, sorry to the both of ya, it was a cheap shot.
Feb 14, 2011 10:07pm
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Timber

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Feb 14, 2011 10:38 PM
The one that bugs me is people using "Then" instead of "than." Ex: I am feeling better then ever.
Feb 14, 2011 10:38pm
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Feb 14, 2011 10:53 PM
Little Danny;678618 wrote:Something tells me Ender Wiggen hates the Grammar Police.

Hilarious
Feb 14, 2011 10:53pm
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Feb 14, 2011 11:51 PM
Little Danny;678618 wrote:Something tells me Ender Wiggen hates the Grammar Police.

Not "WTF." "FTW" instead.
Feb 14, 2011 11:51pm
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Feb 14, 2011 11:58 PM
O-Trap;678094 wrote:Indeed. I even have to correct it here at work with professional letter writers.

As I understand it, single-quotes function differently in this respect, though. Am I not correct in that?

That's correct O-Trap, and Krambman. Single function quotes are different from normal quotations in that you do not have to include punctuation inside the quotation marks. For example:

Who said "to thine own self be true"?

So basically, this occurs maybe 1% of the time in the English language. If you have something different like this, then yes, the question mark will go outside the quotation marks because you are using a quotation in a sentence that asks a question, but the quotation ends the sentence and is not part of the question-asking. Basically, the question mark is left outside the quote marks because it is referring back to the "Who said" part of the sentence, and not 'owned' by the quotation enclosed in the sentence. Whew!

Lol and yes, I have an English degree. And I still post horribly incorrect grammatical stuff all the time, because honestly, when you edit stuff like this all day long, you just don't care! But I'm on Fab's side, some stuff on here drives me insane.
Feb 14, 2011 11:58pm