I know people on here hate the "grammar police" but...

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Feb 14, 2011 1:07 PM
karen lotz;678078 wrote:Seriously though, I didn't know that about the punctuation. I thought that only applied when you are actually quoting what a person said. Doesn't seem right if I would have typed "Their?". :D

I've always thought that it seems odd to never have punctuation outside of quotation marks, but that is indeed the rule.
Feb 14, 2011 1:07pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:12 PM
gorocks99;677783 wrote:Most hated mistake: "I seen," as in, "I seen this commercial the other day"

No, you didn't "seen" anything. You saw. Or you are seeing. Nobody "seens" anything.

Winner!

Nothing screams "redneck" quite as much as "I seen." I literally want to punch babies when I hear / see people use "seen" incorrectly.
Feb 14, 2011 1:12pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:12 PM
"Fuck you!"
Feb 14, 2011 1:12pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:13 PM
krambman;678069 wrote:No, and punctuation marks should always fall inside of quotation marks, never outside.

I was almost an English major in college, so simple grammar mistakes are one of my biggest pet peeves. It is easily the most annoying thing on message boards. Usually if a post has multiple mistakes I don't finish reading it.

Indeed. I even have to correct it here at work with professional letter writers.

As I understand it, single-quotes function differently in this respect, though. Am I not correct in that?
Feb 14, 2011 1:13pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:14 PM
O-Trap;678094 wrote:As I understand it, single-quotes function differently in this respect, though. Am I not correct in that?


I hope this is correct. I'm about to use the hell out of some single-quotes.
Feb 14, 2011 1:14pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:28 PM
krambman;678069 wrote:No, and punctuation marks should always fall inside of quotation marks, never outside.

I was almost an English major in college, so simple grammar mistakes are one of my biggest pet peeves. It is easily the most annoying thing on message boards. Usually if a post has multiple mistakes I don't finish reading it.

I guess you dont finish reading many OC posts then.
Feb 14, 2011 1:28pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:36 PM
karen lotz;677970 wrote:You think your funny or something?

It's "you're."
karen lotz;677972 wrote:He was probably to cool for that.

It's "too."
Feb 14, 2011 1:36pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:36 PM
september63;678109 wrote:I guess you dont finish reading any OC posts then.

Fixed.
Feb 14, 2011 1:36pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:40 PM
ernest_t_bass;678119 wrote:It's "you're."



It's "too."
No it ain't.
Feb 14, 2011 1:40pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:41 PM
O-Trap;678126 wrote:No it ain't.

You spelt "isn't" wrong.
Feb 14, 2011 1:41pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:53 PM
Guys! Slow down I'm taking notes on all this grammar wrangling.
Feb 14, 2011 1:53pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:53 PM
I don't have issue with any of it until someone employs the "cc" response as an excuse for it, and of course when it involves irony.
Feb 14, 2011 1:53pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:55 PM
krambman;678069 wrote:No, and punctuation marks should always fall inside of quotation marks, never outside.

I was almost an English major in college, so simple grammar mistakes are one of my biggest pet peeves. It is easily the most annoying thing on message boards. Usually if a post has multiple mistakes I don't finish reading it.
Almost? I almost went to Med School. It is nearly impossible for me to walk into a Hospital because of all the mistakes I see being made.
Feb 14, 2011 1:55pm
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Feb 14, 2011 1:59 PM
gorocks99;678127 wrote:You spelt "isn't" wrong.

No. You spelled "ain't" bad.
Feb 14, 2011 1:59pm
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Feb 14, 2011 3:15 PM
ytownfootball;678140 wrote:I don't have issue with any of it until someone employs the "cc" response as an excuse for it, and of course when it involves irony.

Yeah. I laugh at the ironic "YOUR AN IDIOT" ones. The only grammar mistakes that really bother me are when someone writes a lengthy trainwreck of a post that is, at best, barely readable. Also known as "thickthinbigred syndrome".
Feb 14, 2011 3:15pm
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Feb 14, 2011 3:39 PM
Heretic;678281 wrote:The only grammar mistakes that really bother me are when someone writes a lengthy trainwreck of a post that is, at best, barely readable.
I agree. As long as I can understand what someone is trying to say, I don't have a problem with anyone's grammar. If you want perfect grammar, maybe the internet is not the place you should be looking? :)
Feb 14, 2011 3:39pm
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Feb 14, 2011 3:44 PM
Heretic;678281 wrote:yeah I laugh at the ironic "YOUR AN IDIOT" ones the only grammar mistakes that really bother me are when someone writes a lengthy trainwreck of a post that is at best barely readable also known as "thickthinbigred syndrome"

Except it looks like this ^^^^^
Feb 14, 2011 3:44pm
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Feb 14, 2011 3:45 PM
Sonofanump;678330 wrote:Except it looks like this ^^^^^

Wait, huh?
Feb 14, 2011 3:45pm
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Feb 14, 2011 3:48 PM
O-Trap;678332 wrote:wait huh

Or like this ^^^^
Feb 14, 2011 3:48pm
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Feb 14, 2011 3:54 PM
Sonofanump;678336 wrote:Or like this ^^^^

lolwut
Feb 14, 2011 3:54pm
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Feb 14, 2011 3:55 PM
FatHobbit;678322 wrote:I agree. As long as I can understand what someone is trying to say, I don't have a problem with anyone's grammar. If you want perfect grammar, maybe the internet is not the place you should be looking? :)
Not looking for perfect anything. Obviously mine isn't even close to it. Of instead of have, though? That shouldn't be acceptable. Ever.
Feb 14, 2011 3:55pm
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Feb 14, 2011 3:56 PM
Sonofanump;678330 wrote:Except it looks like this ^^^^^

LOL

+1 for you!
Feb 14, 2011 3:56pm
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Feb 14, 2011 4:20 PM
Fab4Runner;678345 wrote:Not looking for perfect anything. Obviously mine isn't even close to it. Of instead of have, though? That shouldn't be acceptable. Ever.

I'm not trying to tell you what your pet peeves can be, but some people here take it to far. :) I think I say "should of," (Is that correct with the comma inside the quotes? It looks weird to me.) When I mean "should have". I think I would type "should have" but I'm not 100% positive.
Feb 14, 2011 4:20pm
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Feb 14, 2011 7:22 PM
Something tells me Ender Wiggen hates the Grammar Police.
Feb 14, 2011 7:22pm
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Feb 14, 2011 7:26 PM
FatHobbit;678403 wrote:I'm not trying to tell you what your pet peeves can be, but some people here take it to far. :) I think I say "should of," (Is that correct with the comma inside the quotes? It looks weird to me.) When I mean "should have". I think I would type "should have" but I'm not 100% positive.

When you actually speak it, it sounds like should of. But when you write/type it out, it is should have.
Feb 14, 2011 7:26pm