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Sep 8, 2013 2:07 AM
said_aouita;1496875 wrote:
I'll have what she's having.
Sep 7, 2013 10:07pm
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Sep 8, 2013 2:24 AM
Pumking.

That is all.
Sep 7, 2013 10:24pm
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Sep 8, 2013 2:26 AM
Well fuck me, every place I've gone to is already sold out of Warlock. Just bought a few bottles of Pumking instead to drown my sorrows and just killed the first one.
Sep 7, 2013 10:26pm
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Sep 9, 2013 2:45 PM
Went full bore Pumpkin this weekend. ST Pumpking, HF Double Pumpkin and Rivertown Pumpkin............I need more!!!!!!!! I did come back strong on saturday w/ a solid effort of Coors light during the Buckeye game!!!
Sep 9, 2013 10:45am
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Sep 10, 2013 8:36 PM
GOAT website or GOATest website?

http://shouldidrinkthisfuckingbeer.com/
Sep 10, 2013 4:36pm
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Sep 10, 2013 8:47 PM
Commander of Awesome;1498612 wrote:GOAT website or GOATest website?

http://shouldidrinkthisfuckingbeer.com/
It has really bad recommendations.
Sep 10, 2013 4:47pm
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Sep 10, 2013 8:56 PM
I tried it, it listed a comparable beer once in 20 tries. I trust the above three posters more.
Sep 10, 2013 4:56pm
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Sep 10, 2013 8:56 PM
I Wear Pants;1498615 wrote:It has really bad recommendations.
True, but it says "Fuck InBev" on every page. When I checked out what it would say for Miller Lite it responded "Go Fuck Yourself" and bud light told me to "Go Fuck Your Dad"

Brought teh lulz.
Sep 10, 2013 4:56pm
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Sep 10, 2013 9:01 PM
It told me once (for entering Dogfish Head 90 minute) "YOU FUCKED YOUR SISTER" which I thought was funny. Though it would be sweet if they got the recommendations to actually be good.
Sep 10, 2013 5:01pm
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Sep 10, 2013 9:38 PM
It called me MCDIPSHITPANTS. Maybe it got me confused with IWP.
Sep 10, 2013 5:38pm
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Sep 10, 2013 9:41 PM
Curly J;1498633 wrote:It called me MCDIPSHITPANTS. Maybe it got me confused with IWP.
True story.
Sep 10, 2013 5:41pm
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Sep 10, 2013 11:06 PM
I typed Rivertown in and it said You are Fucking Awesome.
Sep 10, 2013 7:06pm
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Sep 10, 2013 11:14 PM
Curly J;1498644 wrote:I typed Rivertown in and it said You are Fucking Awesome.
lolz, I typed in Inbev and it told me to eat a dick muscle.
Sep 10, 2013 7:14pm
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Sep 11, 2013 1:39 AM
Typed in Pabst Blue Ribbon and it called me a herpesmonger. WTF? How'd it know I had herpes?
Sep 10, 2013 9:39pm
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Sep 11, 2013 2:43 AM
Commander of Awesome;1498647 wrote:lolz, I typed in Inbev and it told me to eat a dick muscle.

No lulz. That was a true story bro. I tried a couple of other locals and got 'shit' as a response. Just lucky that time I guess.
Sep 10, 2013 10:43pm
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Sep 11, 2013 2:51 AM
Zombie Dust

Now they want to "fuck [my] mouth raw."

Seems like you'd avoid that kind of behavior with a herpesmonger.
Sep 10, 2013 10:51pm
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Sep 12, 2013 2:42 AM
Having an <style type="text/css"><!-- br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} --></style>[LEFT]Agamemnon an[/LEFT] imperial stout brewed with maple syrup. It's fucking delicious.
Sep 11, 2013 10:42pm
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Sep 12, 2013 10:13 AM
Commander of Awesome;1498612 wrote:GOAT website or GOATest website?

http://shouldidrinkthisfuckingbeer.com/
Lulz. Typed in keystone light and it said " we are going to fuck you sister"
Sep 12, 2013 6:13am
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Sep 12, 2013 8:04 PM
Typed in Hoppin' Frog and it said "We're ready to swallow".
Sep 12, 2013 4:04pm
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Sep 13, 2013 5:14 AM
So I'm in Portland for my brother's wedding, went to a nice seafood place for dinner tonight. They of course only had local brews on tap. Started with a Rogue Dead Guy Ale. It was delicious. Next up was a very, very local brew; Burnside Brewing Company. Had their IPA. It was a top 5 IPA I've had. Of course, it is so local that you can only get it here. Brewery was literally 2 streets over from the restaurant I was at.

They had some others on their list, but only had those 2. I'm hoping tomorrow night brings more.
Sep 13, 2013 1:14am
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Sep 13, 2013 5:34 AM
wildcats20;1499709 wrote:So I'm in Portland for my brother's wedding, went to a nice seafood place for dinner tonight. They of course only had local brews on tap. Started with a Rogue Dead Guy Ale. It was delicious. Next up was a very, very local brew; Burnside Brewing Company. Had their IPA. It was a top 5 IPA I've had. Of course, it is so local that you can only get it here. Brewery was literally 2 streets over from the restaurant I was at.

They had some others on their list, but only had those 2. I'm hoping tomorrow night brings more.
Dechutes Black Butte. For the love of god try this. It's delicious.
Sep 13, 2013 1:34am
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Sep 15, 2013 11:27 PM
Shipyard Pumpkinhead

Medium height white head, but super carbonated, and evaporated almost immediately.

It's pretty light in color. Maybe barely darker than a pils.

Mouthfeel is light, and the carbonation is pronounced.

Nose offers just barely a spice note. Mostly just barley, otherwise.

Taste is the best part. It's unique. It almost tastes like a spiced pumpkin bread. It's not so sweet and rich to compare to a pumpkin pie, but the pumpkin is more pronounced than others.

I'd give it a firm 7-out-of-10.
Sep 15, 2013 7:27pm
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Sep 16, 2013 12:18 AM
Nosferatu, lots of Nosferatu tonight.
Sep 15, 2013 8:18pm
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Sep 16, 2013 12:26 AM
Didn't realize Nosferatu was out already. I'll have to keep an eye out for it.
Sep 15, 2013 8:26pm
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Sep 16, 2013 2:30 AM
Founders All Day IPA

Probably a plumb line for session IPAs. The head is off-white and it dissipates somewhat quickly. Color is a dark amber with just a little cloudiness. Malts and sour fruits on the nose. Light and lightly carbonated mouthfeel. Nominally sweet front end, and a bitter, bitter bite on the back end. Reminds you a lot of a grapefruit.

It's solid, though. It might be just a least bit heavy in how hard it relies on the fruit taste for its complexity, but then again, a session IPA isn't supposed to be too rich or complex. All in all, it's a solid 8-8.5 out of 10.
Sep 15, 2013 10:30pm