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Websurfinbird

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Dec 3, 2009 11:35 AM
Since it is holiday time, and Channukah is starting in about a week, I decided we needed a thread devoted to hot Jews. Girls, guys, it doesn't matter as long as they rock the Jewish star post them here!

Here are two of my faves.

For the guys (and some gals)



For the gals (and some guys)

Dec 3, 2009 11:35am
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 3, 2009 11:45 AM
Besides my hot Jewish fiancee (:P), I wouldn't mind playing hide the motzah ball with this one:

Dec 3, 2009 11:45am
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GoChiefs

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Dec 3, 2009 11:48 AM
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dwccrew

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Dec 3, 2009 11:48 AM
I get really mad when people say happy holidays. I won't acknowledge it unless someone says Happy Channukah to me. Why doesn't anyone say Happy Channukah anymore? ;)
Dec 3, 2009 11:48am
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Websurfinbird

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Dec 3, 2009 11:52 AM
dwccrew wrote: I get really mad when people say happy holidays. I won't acknowledge it unless someone says Happy Channukah to me. Why doesn't anyone say Happy Channukah anymore? ;)
Me too! The next person who doesn't say Happy Channukah to me is getting a dreidl up the a** :@
Dec 3, 2009 11:52am
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Dec 3, 2009 11:54 AM




Dec 3, 2009 11:54am
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Dec 3, 2009 11:59 AM
dwccrew wrote: I get really mad when people say happy holidays. I won't acknowledge it unless someone says Happy Channukah to me. Why doesn't anyone say Happy Channukah anymore? ;)
Maybe if you wore this shirt we would know you are Jewish and wish you happy holidays accordingly.




Or my personal favorite..wouldn't mind a couple of the above ladies wearing this one.

Dec 3, 2009 11:59am
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Con_Alma

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Dec 3, 2009 12:02 PM
...Jew as in of Israeli decent or as in subscribes to Judaism as a religion?
Dec 3, 2009 12:02pm
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dwccrew

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Dec 3, 2009 12:04 PM
Tbone- Oh, I'm not jewish, I just can't stand when people say Happy Holidays instead of Happy Channukah. You know, like some people can't stand Happy Holidays and want to hear Merry Christmas? :D
Dec 3, 2009 12:04pm
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Little Danny

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Dec 3, 2009 12:08 PM
Time to raise the Bar...


Dec 3, 2009 12:08pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 3, 2009 12:09 PM
So far this thread is seriously making me consider converting.

As long as they've got Yankee and Buckeye Yamikas I'm game.
Dec 3, 2009 12:09pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 3, 2009 12:09 PM
Little Danny wrote: Time to raise the Bar...


Well played Little Danny, well played ... boooinnnggggg!
Dec 3, 2009 12:09pm
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Laley23

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Dec 3, 2009 12:17 PM
This is some chick I dated for about 4 months of my life. Went to HS with her brother (who was a year younger, she was 2 years older). By far the hottest Jew I have ever met in person.




Obligatory "slutty" picture


The obligatory "pretty picture"
Dec 3, 2009 12:17pm
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Dec 3, 2009 12:19 PM
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Dec 3, 2009 12:36 PM
dwccrew wrote: Tbone- Oh, I'm not jewish, I just can't stand when people say Happy Holidays instead of Happy Channukah. You know, like some people can't stand Happy Holidays and want to hear Merry Christmas? :D
What about Kwansa or whatever? Can't leave them out.

I was just thinking about the thread title and I think "Hot Jew" could became a big catchphrase. Instead of saying 'hot damn' replace it with 'hot jew' and see what kind of reaction you get. I will try today.
Dec 3, 2009 12:36pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 3, 2009 12:39 PM
TBone14 wrote:
dwccrew wrote: Tbone- Oh, I'm not jewish, I just can't stand when people say Happy Holidays instead of Happy Channukah. You know, like some people can't stand Happy Holidays and want to hear Merry Christmas? :D
What about Kwansa or whatever? Can't leave them out.

I was just thinking about the thread title and I think "Hot Jew" could became a big catchphrase. Instead of saying 'hot damn' replace it with 'hot jew' and see what kind of reaction you get. I will try today.
I actually use it quite regularly! Jews are high up there on my "booinnnggg" meter. Must be something in that kosher food! :)
Dec 3, 2009 12:39pm
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Dec 3, 2009 12:44 PM
Hot Jews! Ha! That's a double standard if I ever heard one! :D
Dec 3, 2009 12:44pm
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Websurfinbird

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Dec 3, 2009 12:54 PM
Con_Alma wrote: ...Jew as in of Israeli decent or as in subscribes to Judaism as a religion?
OK here are the "rules"

Level of observance doesn't matter, but obviously those with some Jew pride are best.

Must have at least one parent who is Jewish. (i.e. old school hottie Paul Newman)

Country of origin not an issue, Jews come from all over the globe and encompass all races.

Pics of converts are welcomed as well!
Dec 3, 2009 12:54pm
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Con_Alma

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Dec 3, 2009 12:57 PM
Now we are getting somewhere. Someone who can answer with intelligence!

What makes the parent Jewish? ...religion or country of origin? or, my God, maybe both!!??
Dec 3, 2009 12:57pm
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Dec 3, 2009 12:59 PM
Is it bad that I thought of a Holocaust joke when I read the thread title?

Yeah?

Ok, see you all in hell.
Dec 3, 2009 12:59pm
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Websurfinbird

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Dec 3, 2009 1:01 PM
No clue if this movie will be any good but two of the hottest Jews (Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis), are starring in the 2010 film Black Swan directed by the awesome (and Jewish) Darren Aronofsky.

http://www.moviefone.com/movie/black-swan/1441150/synopsis
Dec 3, 2009 1:01pm
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Dec 3, 2009 1:09 PM
And *how* do you know these women are all Jewish?!?!
Dec 3, 2009 1:09pm
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Con_Alma

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Dec 3, 2009 1:10 PM
exactly!!!!~!!
Dec 3, 2009 1:10pm
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Dec 3, 2009 1:11 PM
I seen a great pic of female jewish soldiers somewhere but cant find it.
Dec 3, 2009 1:11pm
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Dec 3, 2009 1:17 PM
I'm just taking a websites word for it Lol...although I've heard Natalie, Pink, and Mila all talk about it openly.
Dec 3, 2009 1:17pm