Dumbest first names you've heard?

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j_crazy
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Jan 14, 2011 1:37pm
i've always been partial to:

Crystal Shanda Lear
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Jan 14, 2011 1:43pm
any name with Da, La, Ja, etc etc etc in front of it....DaGeorge, LaMichael, JaMarcus, Da'Brickshaw.....all fucking retarded
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Fred Flintstone
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Jan 14, 2011 2:04pm
My neighbor's nephew was named Justin Time __________. He was born at 11:something pm on 12/31.
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jan 14, 2011 2:07pm
These parents should all be taken out back to the shed and beaten...
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Jan 14, 2011 2:29pm
Raw Dawgin' it;638327 wrote:any name with Da, La, Ja, etc etc etc in front of it....DaGeorge, LaMichael, JaMarcus, Da'Brickshaw.....all fucking retarded

D'Brickashaw. Not Da'Brickashaw.
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Jan 14, 2011 2:29pm
Fukwanda- Mom's name was Wanda, she wanted to remind her baby daddy what he did to put himself in this situation.
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Jan 14, 2011 2:44pm
justincredible;638389 wrote:D'Brickashaw. Not Da'Brickashaw.
Retarded none the less.
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Jan 14, 2011 2:44pm
Members at my credit union...

Icee
La-y (pronouned ladashy)
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ytownfootball
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Jan 14, 2011 2:49pm
Harry

wouldn't be too bad except his middle name was Richard and his last name was Drips

yeah, it's truth
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Jan 14, 2011 2:58pm
People's names and their impact on their success/failure was one of my favorite topics discussed in Freakonomics.

http://www.slate.com/id/2116449/
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Jan 14, 2011 4:30pm
justincredible;637593 wrote:Ferguson is named after Father Ralph de Bricassart, a fictional character in the 1977 novel (and on the 1983 television mini-series) The Thorn Birds, played by Richard Chamberlain.
So named after a priest who falls in love with a girl he raised from youth played by a gay man. Awesome!
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Jan 14, 2011 4:36pm
stroups;638312 wrote:Had class with a black dude last year and his name was innocent
I know a white guy with that name - I think it's because his family is Catholic and it's a papal name

Re the - (dash) variations, I remember reading about that possibility in Snopes last year: http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

Dumbest name given by celebrities to their children, IMO? Rumer, daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Could have been worse, they might have named her Hepzibah.

Many, many years ago, I went to school with a girl named Bologna. I have no idea what her parents were thinking when they came up with that.
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Jan 14, 2011 10:51pm
Had a girl in my class whose last name was Small. Her dads name was Harry Richard Small. He actually went by his middle name and abreviated it Dick. When he filled out forms, it was Small Harry Dick, or Small Dick.
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Jan 15, 2011 12:09am
I think there was a dude who played basketball back in the A-10 (George Washington?) back in the day who's name was SirValiant
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Jan 15, 2011 12:48am
darbypitcher22;638828 wrote:I think there was a dude who played basketball back in the A-10 (George Washington?) back in the day who's name was SirValiant

Good memory.

SirValiant Brown.
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Jan 15, 2011 12:51am
After looking to see what SirValiant Brown is up to...came across the fact that his brother is named Cody SirLancelot Brown.

http://www.nba.com/dleague/players/sirvaliant_brown.html
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bigkahuna
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Jan 15, 2011 1:04am
There were 2 sisters that went to school with me named Stormy and Breezy...ugly as fuck.
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Jan 15, 2011 1:46am
Woman I used to know was Nancy Ann Cianci (pronounced "nancy-ancy-ancy").
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Jan 15, 2011 2:24am
O-Trap;638850 wrote:Woman I used to know was Nancy Ann Cianci (pronounced "nancy-ancy-ancy").

That's even funnier when you say it out loud. :-D
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Jan 15, 2011 8:02am
God Shamgod
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Jan 15, 2011 9:34am
FatHobbit;638854 wrote:That's even funnier when you say it out loud. :-D

Yeah, believe me, people NEVER just called her "Nancy." :D
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Jan 15, 2011 9:51am
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Gibby
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Sonofanump
Jan 15, 2011 11:28am
ernest_t_bass;638933 wrote:Clark
Gibby
Ty
Mike
Saul
Elliot
Tully
Davey
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Jan 15, 2011 11:53am
ESPN bottom line had the NFL injury reports scrolling last night. Saw a guy with the first name Atari is questionable.
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Jan 15, 2011 12:09pm
karen lotz;639014 wrote:ESPN bottom line had the NFL injury reports scrolling last night. Saw a guy with the first name Atari is questionable.

A guy I worked with has a daughter named Atari.