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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Jan 13, 2011 10:38pm
ernest_t_bass;637580 wrote:Orangejello (or-on-jell-o)
Lemonjello (le-mon-jell-o)
Urban legend. Funny how they never have last names, or that they are always friends of friends' kids. If all of the talk of these guys are true, they would have more popular names than Michael or Jacob.
The worst I've seen is Viper. I don't know if it legit or not, but that's his name on his business card.

HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Jan 13, 2011 10:39pm
Suave and Camay...no soap!~ names of two sisters.

O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 13, 2011 10:42pm
justincredible;637628 wrote:Shi'thead
"shə-theed!"

1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Jan 14, 2011 1:08am
Remington
Rayce
Rayce

killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Jan 14, 2011 1:08am
LaZanya
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Jan 14, 2011 2:33am
My step sister just had a baby and named it saige...like sage the spice.
i think she's naming the next kids oregano and paprika
i think she's naming the next kids oregano and paprika
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bwcomet89
Posts: 633
Jan 14, 2011 3:02am
My mom's a nurse and she was taking care of an expecting mother who was looking at a menu and said "Orangello, I like that, I'm gonna name my son this." My mother, perplexed, said "That's pronounced Orange Jell-o." She still named him that and there is a young boy named Orangello walking the streets of Toledo.
Also there is a Colonel Sanders and a Younique that I also know of.
Also there is a Colonel Sanders and a Younique that I also know of.

Wildcat24
Posts: 261
Jan 14, 2011 3:33am
Met a guy named John Johns today.

FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jan 14, 2011 3:33am
ernest_t_bass;637580 wrote:Orangejello (or-on-jell-o)
Lemonjello (le-mon-jell-o)
Manhattan Buckeye;637640 wrote:Urban legend. Funny how they never have last names, or that they are always friends of friends' kids. If all of the talk of these guys are true, they would have more popular names than Michael or Jacob.
bwcomet89;637821 wrote:My mom's a nurse and she was taking care of an expecting mother who was looking at a menu and said "Orangello, I like that, I'm gonna name my son this." My mother, perplexed, said "That's pronounced Orange Jell-o." She still named him that and there is a young boy named Orangello walking the streets of Toledo.
somebody beat you to it

said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Jan 14, 2011 5:20am
CinciX12;637556 wrote:Black midget go-kart drivers. I think it is okay to be racist towards that specific group.
Only in January though. After all, it's MLK's month.
ccrunner609;637622 wrote:have a cousin name Rainbow
Doesn't she work at Lesbo R' US?

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 14, 2011 6:41am
Justin

Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Jan 14, 2011 7:20am
Mylove (girl)
Here is the best, a brother and sister:
Male
Female
No joke, pronounced like mall-eh and fe-mall-eh.
Here is the best, a brother and sister:
Male
Female
No joke, pronounced like mall-eh and fe-mall-eh.

rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jan 14, 2011 8:22am
Classy Capri
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Gblock
Jan 14, 2011 8:33am
Teaching in inner city for 15 years i have seen way too many terrible names to list but a few off the top of my head
Dom Perignon(sp?) two of those over the years
Tequila
Courvoicier
Winston Winston
Laqueenia
Sir
Ladaysha(white Girl)
Ahpercy
Chancina
Sean (pronounced SEEEAHN)
Tiziana
Seanquette
Kwentez
Messiah(first name) The truth(middle Name)
Honestly i could go on all day
Raylishia
Dom Perignon(sp?) two of those over the years
Tequila
Courvoicier
Winston Winston
Laqueenia
Sir
Ladaysha(white Girl)
Ahpercy
Chancina
Sean (pronounced SEEEAHN)
Tiziana
Seanquette
Kwentez
Messiah(first name) The truth(middle Name)
Honestly i could go on all day
Raylishia

HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Jan 14, 2011 8:42am
Reminds me of a patient of mine...have a cousin name Rainbow
"Reignbeaux"...imagine being a second grader trying to put your name on a test paper.
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Gblock
Jan 14, 2011 8:45am
forgot this one
Charsosexysofine (real first name)
also
Isaih--he must be related to Farve
Ricshawn
Damyah
Quayshawna
Raymonda
Charsosexysofine (real first name)
also
Isaih--he must be related to Farve
Ricshawn
Damyah
Quayshawna
Raymonda

O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 14, 2011 8:48am
Glory Days;637856 wrote:Mylove (girl)
Here is the best, a brother and sister:
Male
Female
No joke, pronounced like mall-eh and fe-mall-eh.
If they have a baby sister, she can be "she-mall-eh."

ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Jan 14, 2011 8:53am
Justin
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sportswizuhrd
Posts: 3,215
Jan 14, 2011 8:58am
Laley23;637571 wrote:Mexican, though went to a basically all black school (Scott) in Toledo. Could have had a black baby daddy, but mom was Mexican.
She play basketball for them? I have seen that name before I think and thought it was beyond stupid.

derek bomar
Posts: 3,722
Jan 14, 2011 9:08am
I'll +2 Justin

NWIndianNation01
Posts: 996
Jan 14, 2011 9:33am
Adrn I was also gonna say La-a....way too late.
Worked with a girl named Tuesday once.
Had a neighbor named Daniel Daniels
Worked with a girl named Tuesday once.
Had a neighbor named Daniel Daniels

NWIndianNation01
Posts: 996
Jan 14, 2011 9:34am
Darn I was also gonna say La-a....way too late.
Worked with a girl named Tuesday once.
Had a neighbor named Daniel Daniels
Worked with a girl named Tuesday once.
Had a neighbor named Daniel Daniels

BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jan 14, 2011 9:53am
Kindof a tangent, but when I was a kid my parents had a female friend with the last name Sippee, so I would call her Mrs. Sippee (Mississippi) ... that shit never got old!
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Jan 14, 2011 10:10am
Apple
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fan_from_texas
Posts: 2,693
Jan 14, 2011 10:16am
ptown_trojans_1;637581 wrote:Where I work a former Navy pilot submitted an outline to be published on one of our blogs. His first name was Flack. No joke.
Awkward name for a pilot.