CinciX12
Posts: 2,874
Jan 13, 2011 8:54pm
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110113/NEWS010702/101130364
Mister Simpson, 23, of Mount Airy is accused is stealing four firearms and a pair of night-vision goggles from a home in Green Township on Jan. 1.
He was arrested in Colerain Township on Wednesday when a car he was riding in was stopped and police say they found the weapons in the trunk and a shotgun shell inside Simpson’s left coat pocket. Police say he confessed to the crime.
Why is your name mister? Why does your crackwhore of a mother think that was a good idea?
This is his real name from as far as I can tell and what I have found
Mister Simpson, 23, of Mount Airy is accused is stealing four firearms and a pair of night-vision goggles from a home in Green Township on Jan. 1.
He was arrested in Colerain Township on Wednesday when a car he was riding in was stopped and police say they found the weapons in the trunk and a shotgun shell inside Simpson’s left coat pocket. Police say he confessed to the crime.
Why is your name mister? Why does your crackwhore of a mother think that was a good idea?
This is his real name from as far as I can tell and what I have found
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Jan 13, 2011 8:57pm
Sad, he was a 3 star RB and Michigan signee at one point
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Jan 13, 2011 8:58pm
Apple, Pilot, Audio...why the hell do celebrity give their children these retarded names? I actually worked with a guy who's full name was Gilbert Gilbert Gilbert III. Not only is it messed up that his name is Gilbert Gilbert Gilbert, but the fact that with him being the III, there are 2 other guys out there that had the same damn name.
Firad
Posts: 1,525
Jan 13, 2011 9:03pm
Met a dude named Nature the other night.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Jan 13, 2011 9:05pm
Nevaeh
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Jan 13, 2011 9:09pm
IIRC, I believe Mister has a brother named Sir (no kidding!). He was heck of a football player at Colerain on perhaps one of the best squads ever in the state of Ohio. He washed out at Michigan, went to UC and couldn't get his grades up to make the team and is now up to no good. Shame.
Speaking of names, I once handled a matter involving a kid named Dramamine. I guess mom must have been car sick before she went into delivery. HAHA.
Speaking of names, I once handled a matter involving a kid named Dramamine. I guess mom must have been car sick before she went into delivery. HAHA.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Jan 13, 2011 9:11pm
This takes the cake, I challenge anyone to beat it.
L'-uh
Sound it out, Ladasha. Spelled using the apostrophe and the dash. No joke. What the fuck.
L'-uh
Sound it out, Ladasha. Spelled using the apostrophe and the dash. No joke. What the fuck.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Jan 13, 2011 9:14pm
La-a (pronounced La-dash-a)
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Damn my shitty internet connection. Laley beat me to it.
**EDIT**
Damn my shitty internet connection. Laley beat me to it.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 13, 2011 9:18pm
ccrunner609;637529 wrote:not being racist (but prooly coming off that way), they arent white??
No, midgets.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jan 13, 2011 9:20pm
ernest_t_bass;637533 wrote:No, midgets.
Is that a race?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 13, 2011 9:22pm
gerb131;637536 wrote:Is that a race?
They wrestle. Not sure if they race.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jan 13, 2011 9:22pm
ernest_t_bass;637540 wrote:They wrestle. Not sure if they race.
Have to be go-karts yea?
CinciX12
Posts: 2,874
Jan 13, 2011 9:36pm
Black midget go-kart drivers. I think it is okay to be racist towards that specific group.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Jan 13, 2011 9:46pm
ccrunner609;637529 wrote:not being racist (but prooly coming off that way), they arent white??
Mexican, though went to a basically all black school (Scott) in Toledo. Could have had a black baby daddy, but mom was Mexican.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 13, 2011 9:47pm
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 13, 2011 9:51pm
D'Brickashaw
Keys (boy)
Skyy (boy)
P'Nay
Ashishi (pronounced "uh-shee-shee)
Cash
Mook
Keys (boy)
Skyy (boy)
P'Nay
Ashishi (pronounced "uh-shee-shee)
Cash
Mook
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 13, 2011 9:54pm
Orangejello (or-on-jell-o)
Lemonjello (le-mon-jell-o)
Lemonjello (le-mon-jell-o)
ptown_trojans_1
Posts: 7,632
Jan 13, 2011 9:55pm
Where I work a former Navy pilot submitted an outline to be published on one of our blogs. His first name was Flack. No joke.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jan 13, 2011 9:57pm
ernest_t_bass;637580 wrote:Orangejello (or-on-jell-o)
Lemonjello (le-mon-jell-o)
I've heard about them before.
I talked to a chick on the phone today who's name was ocean.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Jan 13, 2011 10:04pm
I believe Mister Simpson's brother's name was Sir Simpson lol. Sad to see what has become of Mister Simpson, he was a beast, and that Colerain team is arguably the greatest team in Ohio football history.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jan 13, 2011 10:08pm
How DARE you!!O-Trap;637579 wrote:D'Brickashaw
Keys (boy)
Skyy (boy)
P'Nay
Ashishi (pronounced "uh-shee-shee)
Cash
Mook
Per wikipedia:
Ferguson is named after Father Ralph de Bricassart, a fictional character in the 1977 novel (and on the 1983 television mini-series) The Thorn Birds, played by Richard Chamberlain.
CinciX12
Posts: 2,874
Jan 13, 2011 10:27pm
Unikue I think was my favorite one.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 13, 2011 10:29pm
justincredible;637593 wrote:How DARE you!!
Per wikipedia:
LOL!
D
dave
Posts: 4,558
Jan 13, 2011 10:31pm
Saw some really strange ones when I was a pharmacist in Toledo at a nonprofit pharmacy. One lady was named Marijuana.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jan 13, 2011 10:33pm
Shi'thead