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A Christmas morning visit from religious crazies...

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BRF

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Dec 27, 2010 8:44 PM
THE4RINGZ;615168 wrote:You would have given them some Red Rider apparel and wished then a Merry Christmas?

Annnggghhh! Wrong!

Maybe show them the HUGE pic you posted? Ha ha ha and Ho ho ho!
Dec 27, 2010 8:44pm
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Con_Alma

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Dec 27, 2010 9:00 PM
Apple juice is too sweet in the morning.
Dec 27, 2010 9:00pm
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O-Trap

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Dec 27, 2010 9:01 PM
justincredible;615147 wrote:Apparently this story is too unbelievable for skyhook that he brought it up in another thread. I'm not sure how my bro-in-law drinking apple juice makes it a BS story but apparently I need therapy. Anyone have any good therapists they can recommend?

Link? I'm feeling compelled to troll.
Dec 27, 2010 9:01pm
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BRF

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Dec 27, 2010 9:27 PM
Skyhook79;613576 wrote:Ditto. Who answers the door with a pint of apple juice in their hand?

Sir, I will have you know that the founder of this Major League site is a former National Spelling Bee moderator who got to meet Erin Andrews!

So you need to stand down,.....IMO, of course.

(BTW, Justin, next time you want to post a pic of yourself, run it by me...or belly!) ;-) and ho ho ho!
Dec 27, 2010 9:27pm
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Skyhook79

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Dec 27, 2010 9:31 PM
BRF;615221 wrote:Sir, I will have you know that the founder of this Major League site is a former National Spelling Bee moderator who got to meet Erin Andrews!

So you need to stand down,.....IMO, of course.

(BTW, Justin, next time you want to post a pic of yourself, run it by me...or belly!) ;-) and ho ho ho!


I would have been impressed if it were Halle Berry. Since it wasn't I'm not.
Dec 27, 2010 9:31pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

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Dec 27, 2010 9:35 PM
dwccrew;614338 wrote:Dorothy Mantooth is a religious old bitch.

Bite your tongue dwc!
Dec 27, 2010 9:35pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Dec 27, 2010 10:19 PM
Skyhook79;615224 wrote:I would have been impressed if it were Halle Berry. Since it wasn't I'm not.

Do you know a good therapist?
Dec 27, 2010 10:19pm
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Go_Fast_Sports

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Dec 27, 2010 10:50 PM
THE4RINGZ;613142 wrote:I usually grab a Sharpie and draw a swastika on my forehead before answering the door. It is usually an outward sign that we don't take kindly to their visits

LOL!
Dec 27, 2010 10:50pm
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Dec 28, 2010 12:55 AM
BRF;615163 wrote:I'll bet that Heretic knows what BRF would have done if someone showed up at his door on Christmas morning (and NOT holding a glass of apple juice)! Ha ha (in advance)!

Actually, the nerve, I tell ya, the nerve (in my best Rodney Dangerfield)!

All I know is that you can be assured that I'll NEVER show up at your door on Christmas morning. There's enough implied menace in this post that I'm getting these "IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!" visions.
Dec 28, 2010 12:55am
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Sonofanump

Dec 28, 2010 3:40 PM
Fuck, I tried to quote and inbed the image at the same time!
Dec 28, 2010 3:40pm
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Sonofanump

Dec 28, 2010 3:41 PM
Dec 28, 2010 3:41pm