I'm a professional freeloader/college student right now. Hopefully I can transform into a beautiful butterfly...er...degreed (paper kind, not deodorant) member of society with a job within the next few years. Going well so far minus some hiccups that caused me to sit out this semester.

I'm a stay at home dad.

your mom's pool boy

I work for a distribution center. I load trucks for 10 hrs a day.