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Jul 26, 2010 4:21 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;432522 wrote:r u a carnie?

lol...exactly what I was thinking
Jul 26, 2010 4:21pm
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Jul 26, 2010 4:32 PM
My grandparents used to own food concession trailers that went to the county fairs. As a teen I spent my summers working for them. Trust me after the first week you ate looking for anything but food that is cooked at the fair to eat.
Jul 26, 2010 4:32pm
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Jul 26, 2010 7:10 PM
Is the Southside Diner still in town? I haven't been up there in a few years, but I always thought that was a decent place to eat. Not sure what their hours are though.
Jul 26, 2010 7:10pm
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Jul 26, 2010 7:35 PM
Never been to Mt. Vernon. There are only a few thousand places I can go to get something to eat late at night in Cleveland.
Jul 26, 2010 7:35pm
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Jul 26, 2010 8:16 PM
My buddy's dad runs three food stands and an icee stand at the Ohio State Fair and the Canfield Fair only and makes enough money to live on for the rest of the year just from that. His workers are carnies, but he's far from a carnie.
Jul 26, 2010 8:16pm
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Jul 26, 2010 9:19 PM
Why do I have this picture in my head of Joe Dirt acting all sexy for his sister?

Wasn't it Napolean that said a Carnie travels on it stomach. Long live the concession workers!
Jul 26, 2010 9:19pm
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Jul 27, 2010 10:06 AM
queencitybuckeye;432615 wrote:Are concession workers not carnies?

No. We're better than carnies. Carnies are creepy and run games and rides. Do not talk to the carnies.

Edit: If I wanted to get fancy I'd say I'm a concessionaire. But that's stupid.

Fair food chain of importance: Owners>Food workers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Carnies
Jul 27, 2010 10:06am
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Jul 27, 2010 10:16 AM
I Wear Pants;433393 wrote:No. We're better than carnies. Carnies are creepy and run games and rides. Do not talk to the carnies.

Edit: If I wanted to get fancy I'd say I'm a concessionaire. But that's stupid.

Fair food chain of importance: Owners>Food workers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Carnies

Yeah, but you'd have a lot more "message board cool" status if you were a creepy carnie.
Jul 27, 2010 10:16am
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Jul 27, 2010 10:19 AM
Heretic;433399 wrote:Yeah, but you'd have a lot more "message board cool" status if you were a creepy carnie.
And that's what's important.
Jul 27, 2010 10:19am
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Jul 27, 2010 10:21 AM
I Wear Pants;433393 wrote:No. We're better than carnies. Carnies are creepy and run games and rides. Do not talk to the carnies.

Edit: If I wanted to get fancy I'd say I'm a concessionaire. But that's stupid.

Fair food chain of importance: Owners>Food workers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Carnies
Carny or carnie is a slang term used in North America for a carnival (funfair) employee, as well as the language they employ. A "carny" is anyone who runs booth, food stand, game, or ride at a carnival.

Sounds like you are a carnie to me.
Jul 27, 2010 10:21am
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Jul 27, 2010 10:26 AM
Looks like the definition is not clear cut. How about if standing in the rain causes you to make your own gravy, you're a carny?
Jul 27, 2010 10:26am
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Jul 27, 2010 10:30 AM
thedynasty1998;433402 wrote:Carny or carnie is a slang term used in North America for a carnival (funfair) employee, as well as the language they employ. A "carny" is anyone who runs booth, food stand, game, or ride at a carnival.

Sounds like you are a carnie to me.

Well, well, well...looks like someone better be biting the head off a chicken to celebrate their new status!
Jul 27, 2010 10:30am
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Jul 27, 2010 11:09 AM
Damn this thread is amazing. haha.
Jul 27, 2010 11:09am
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Jul 27, 2010 11:39 AM
I definitely say he qualifies as a carnie given his employment status.
Jul 27, 2010 11:39am
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Jul 27, 2010 12:06 PM
Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Jul 27, 2010 12:06pm
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Jul 28, 2010 12:07 AM
I have normal hands. And do not smell of cabbage.

Also, carnies are generally the skill games and the rides people. Everyone else at a fair is usually somewhat normal.

And I think being enrolled in college disqualifies one from being a carnie. But whatever.

This town still sucks. I've seen more people without teeth this week than I have in my life.
Jul 28, 2010 12:07am
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Jul 28, 2010 3:10 AM
i lol'd
Jul 28, 2010 3:10am
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Jul 28, 2010 12:59 PM
I Wear Pants;434192 wrote:This town still sucks. I've seen more people without teeth this week than I have in my life.

I live in a rural area and that provides the conundrum of the country fair for me. The food = kickass! Being in direct proximity to hilljack-o-rama = fuck dat noise!
Jul 28, 2010 12:59pm