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Jun 27, 2010 12:56 AM
I Wear Pants;402613 wrote:They didn't do that good of a job.

That seems to be the sentiment here. I am sure my kids (if they find out who is responsible) will pass that along. Although it will just make the culprits want to prove they can do a better job.
Jun 27, 2010 12:56am
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Jun 27, 2010 12:58 AM
majorspark;402580 wrote:No pay.

Kids get all the food they want, a roof over their head, XBox, internet, cell phones, the daughter gets a car, gas to operate it, insurance, and the worst stress they got to manage in life is the hot sun.

After all of us were done with our work, my wife headed to the lake with the boys to swim as her parents have a house on Atwood lake, my daughter and I grabbed a bite to eat. And after that she headed of with one of her male friends to watch Toy Story. And no he did not ask for permission.

Cool story bro.
Jun 27, 2010 12:58am
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Jun 27, 2010 1:02 AM
Pick6;402604 wrote:hmm..have u told anybody who asked permission to date your daughter "no" lately?

Never had anyone ask yet. Like I said before it is optional. I would never actively prevent my kids from pursuing a relationship with anyone unless I felt there was a risk of physical harm.
Jun 27, 2010 1:02am
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Jun 27, 2010 1:07 AM
sleeper;402619 wrote:Cool story bro.

It will be a cool story for you to bro when you got to work your ass off to provide for these things. I am sure you will have your kids make a contribution now and then.
Jun 27, 2010 1:07am
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Jun 27, 2010 1:16 AM
majorspark;402624 wrote:It will be a cool story for you to bro when you got to work your ass off to provide for these things. I am sure you will have your kids make a contribution now and then.

It's impossible for him to reproduce because Capone told everybody here he has a 2" penis.
Jun 27, 2010 1:16am
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Jun 27, 2010 10:58 AM
They did a lot, but none of the trees were a work of art. It looks like those kids are pussies who cant through a roll of TP over a damn tree.
Jun 27, 2010 10:58am
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Jun 27, 2010 11:11 AM
Couple years ago, when my son was a senior, the cheerleaders decided to TP all the seniors houses the night before a game. We were unaware of their intentions of course. 3 AM I hear a ruckus outside, the dog is alerted also, didn't pay too much attention at first. After about 10 minutes I wake up enough to get up and check things out. I pull back the curtains and observe the carnage left behind...across the street at my recent new neighbors house. Cheerleaders ain't too bright. Poor bastards spent 'till 5:30 AM removing wet TP from every orifice of their property, wondering who the hell they pissed off.
Jun 27, 2010 11:11am
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Jun 27, 2010 11:16 AM
TP'ing the wrong house, thats great. Nice job cheerleaders
Jun 27, 2010 11:16am
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Jun 27, 2010 12:29 PM
I Wear Pants;402613 wrote:They didn't do that good of a job.

I agree, back in 7th and 8th grade my friends and I were pros. Went out almost every weekend dressed in all black with bags full of tp. One night with over 300 rolls for a girl we went to school with.
Jun 27, 2010 12:29pm
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Jun 27, 2010 1:36 PM
majorspark;402624 wrote:It will be a cool story for you to bro when you got to work your ass off to provide for these things. I am sure you will have your kids make a contribution now and then.

Maybe its just me, but I couldn't give a SHIT that your kids went swimming, grabbed a bite to eat with your ugly daughter, and then had her go over a friends house to watch Toy Story. I mean seriously?

I woke up today and took a shit, can I get an Amen?
Jun 27, 2010 1:36pm
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Jun 27, 2010 1:39 PM
sleeper;402848 wrote:Maybe its just me, but I couldn't give a SHIT that your kids went swimming, grabbed a bite to eat with your ugly daughter, and then had her go over a friends house to watch Toy Story. I mean seriously?

I woke up today and took a shit, can I get an Amen?

yay poopy time
Jun 27, 2010 1:39pm
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Jun 27, 2010 4:40 PM
fucking ametaurs...kids today have no creativity, it looks like some freshman did it
Jun 27, 2010 4:40pm
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Jun 27, 2010 4:49 PM
THE4RINGZ;402554 wrote:Holmes County?
Damned Amish hooligans! lol
Jun 27, 2010 4:49pm
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Jun 27, 2010 4:55 PM
Thats a shitty TP Job
Jun 27, 2010 4:55pm
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Jun 27, 2010 5:57 PM
when my sisters were in high school we'd do it all the time. my mom would be our gettaway driver too !!

it was my two sisters, me, two of their friends, and one of mine and we became pros at the shit. legit.
Jun 27, 2010 5:57pm
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Jun 27, 2010 6:41 PM
I got caught doing this in high school and the kids dad was being a real dick about it. He called the cops and they were trying to scare me and my friends saying we weren't going to get to play sports that year and all kinds of stuff. The guy finally came to his senses and didn't press charges but made us go back and clean it up the next day which me agreed to do. I'm just glad there was no real crime going on that night(which i reminded them when they were being dicks) because there were 3 cruisers along with a police dog.
Jun 27, 2010 6:41pm
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Jun 27, 2010 6:50 PM
stroups;403224 wrote:I got caught doing this in high school and the kids dad was being a real dick about it. He called the cops and they were trying to scare me and my friends saying we weren't going to get to play sports that year and all kinds of stuff. The guy finally came to his senses and didn't press charges but made us go back and clean it up the next day which me agreed to do. I'm just glad there was no real crime going on that night(which i reminded them when they were being dicks) because there were 3 cruisers along with a police dog.

I have no problem with high school kids doing high school pranks (I did some too) but "no real crime"? Technically it was...trespassing on private property and vandalism may not be armed robbery but it's against the law nonetheless. Just sayin'!
Jun 27, 2010 6:50pm
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Jun 27, 2010 7:19 PM
hoops23;402626 wrote:It's impossible for him to reproduce because Capone told everybody here he has a 2" penis.
sleeper;402848 wrote:Maybe its just me, but I couldn't give a SHIT that your kids went swimming, grabbed a bite to eat with your ugly daughter, and then had her go over a friends house to watch Toy Story. I mean seriously?

I woke up today and took a shit, can I get an Amen?
I don't think I would give a shit either if I had a 2" dick, and some of us don't give a shit about your first love, your damn college.
Jun 27, 2010 7:19pm
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Jun 27, 2010 7:37 PM
believer;403233 wrote:I have no problem with high school kids doing high school pranks (I did some too) but "no real crime"? Technically it was...trespassing on private property and vandalism may not be armed robbery but it's against the law nonetheless. Just sayin'!

I understand its against the law but it didn't take a genius to figure out it was a harmless high school prank and this fat ass Farva was on a major power trip that rubbed me the wrong way. It basically took a couple hours to come to the conclusion that we would come back the next day and clean it up....... which we offered to to when the kids dad caught us.
Jun 27, 2010 7:37pm
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Jun 27, 2010 7:43 PM
Technically who gives a shit?? At least there wasn't any damage.

Yea they did a half-assed job at best.........
Jun 27, 2010 7:43pm
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Jun 27, 2010 9:07 PM
A few kids tried to TP our house one night around 330. My sister happened to be up, noticed them, and ran out and tackled one of them. Apparently a nice form tackle because the kid went down hard. She then made all the kids stay until after 6am until they cleaned it all up. There are benefits to having a night-owl linebacker-like sister.
Jun 27, 2010 9:07pm
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Jun 27, 2010 9:12 PM
bwcomet89;403345 wrote:A few kids tried to TP our house one night around 330. My sister happened to be up, noticed them, and ran out and tackled one of them. Apparently a nice form tackle because the kid went down hard. She then made all the kids stay until after 6am until they cleaned it all up. There are benefits to having a night-owl linebacker-like sister.

Your sister's name wouldn't happen to be Holly would it?
Jun 27, 2010 9:12pm
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Jun 27, 2010 11:03 PM
Bio-Hazzzzard;403252 wrote:I don't think I would give a shit either if I had a 2" dick, and some of us don't give a shit about your first love, your damn college.

Really?

Welcome to Mediocrity,

Population: You

LOL
Jun 27, 2010 11:03pm
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Jun 27, 2010 11:05 PM
Go Gators
Jun 27, 2010 11:05pm
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Jun 28, 2010 12:00 AM
sleeper;402848 wrote:Maybe its just me, but I couldn't give a SHIT that your kids went swimming, grabbed a bite to eat with your ugly daughter, and then had her go over a friends house to watch Toy Story. I mean seriously?

Yet you gave just enough of a shit to post a comment to a post answering another poster's question.

Somehow you feel the need to continually bash a young girl's appearance who you have never seen. You also feel the need to boast on an internet forum about your supposed experiences with the ladies. It is well known that those that feel this need to boast of their own exploits in this way are found lacking in real life.

I am forming a mental picture of you right about meow. Your about 5'-5" and 250lbs with about a half a dozen 2" goat hairs on your chin. Since it is summer break you are likely posting from your mommy's basement. Decked out in skid marked undies and a white T-shirt. Do I have that about right?
Jun 28, 2010 12:00am