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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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May 27, 2010 11:13 PM
My neighbors just got a new chocolate lab that they named Kobe and they were playing with it outside this afternoon when I got home from work. At that point I didn't know the dogs name and asked them what they named it and they told me Kobe (hes a laker homo.. i mean homer). I asked if it was raping a white girl dog when they bought it or something and it seemed to really offend the guys wife.

Oh well.. I thought it was funny. She needs to lighten up.

BTW, thats a dumb name for a dog.
May 27, 2010 11:13pm
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May 27, 2010 11:18 PM
it's always 50/50 on how a rape joke will be recieved.
May 27, 2010 11:18pm
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May 27, 2010 11:18 PM
May 27, 2010 11:18pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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May 27, 2010 11:22 PM
j_crazy wrote: it's always 50/50 on how a rape joke will be recieved.
I think its cuz she wishes Kobe would rape her.

I think he wishes Kobe would rape him too.
May 27, 2010 11:22pm
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May 27, 2010 11:35 PM
May 27, 2010 11:35pm
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May 27, 2010 11:40 PM
I think it's gay when people name their pets after sports figures. I had a neighbor growing up who named his dog Griffey because he was a big Junior fan. It always makes you seem like a douche in my book.

And j_crazy is right. The only thing that divides a room better than a rape joke is an abortion joke.
May 27, 2010 11:40pm
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May 27, 2010 11:51 PM
ghey story bro
May 27, 2010 11:51pm
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May 27, 2010 11:52 PM
sherm03 wrote: I think it's gay when people name their pets after sports figures. I had a neighbor growing up who named his dog Griffey because he was a big Junior fan. It always makes you seem like a douche in my book.
Ouch, my mom and I are douches then. Our Jack Russel terrier (who just died a few weeks ago) was named Griffey. :s
May 27, 2010 11:52pm
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May 28, 2010 12:00 AM
justincredible wrote: Ouch, my mom and I are douches then. Our Jack Russel terrier (who just died a few weeks ago) was named Griffey. :s
You were a douche way before you named your dog after Junior. LOL.


Side note...sorry to hear your dog died.
May 28, 2010 12:00am
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May 28, 2010 12:04 AM
sherm03 wrote:
justincredible wrote: Ouch, my mom and I are douches then. Our Jack Russel terrier (who just died a few weeks ago) was named Griffey. :s
You were a douche way before you named your dog after Junior. LOL.


Side note...sorry to hear your dog died.
Thanks.

And thanks.

:)
May 28, 2010 12:04am
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May 28, 2010 12:19 AM
I named my dogs 'Chuck' and 'Norris'.
May 28, 2010 12:19am
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May 28, 2010 12:22 AM
So when they get out and run to the neighbors yard are you out on your lawn yelling "Chuck! Norris! Chuck! Norris! Get Back Here!" for ten minutes?
May 28, 2010 12:22am
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May 28, 2010 12:43 AM
I know some people won't find this funny but when i was in high school my uncle had a little mixed breed mutt that he named nig*er and their was nothing funnier than him standing on his porch yelling at his dog for begging for food when we would have a family picnic.He would start screaming nig*er stop begging for food and go lay down.The neighbors would just look at him when the dog would get loose and he would start yelling nig*er at the top of his lungs until the dog would come home.

I swear this is true and i am not trying to sound like a racist because it was not my dog and i had no control over the dogs name.
May 28, 2010 12:43am
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May 28, 2010 1:28 AM
homefield wrote: I know some people won't find this funny but when i was in high school my uncle had a little mixed breed mutt that he named ** and their was nothing funnier than him standing on his porch yelling at his dog for begging for food when we would have a family picnic.He would start screaming ** stop begging for food and go lay down.The neighbors would just look at him when the dog would get loose and he would start yelling ** at the top of his lungs until the dog would come home.

I swear this is true and i am not trying to sound like a racist because it was not my dog and i had no control over the dogs name.
The fuck is **?
May 28, 2010 1:28am
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May 28, 2010 10:33 AM
^^^^

this is exactly what I was wondering...
May 28, 2010 10:33am
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May 28, 2010 10:43 AM
I think its the "N" word but I don't know. Its the only word I know of that does the ** on here. But still why the fuck would anyone call their dog that?
May 28, 2010 10:43am
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May 28, 2010 11:02 AM
We had a dog named Whitey.
May 28, 2010 11:02am
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May 28, 2010 11:46 AM
If that dog doesn't like it's owners is it going to demand a trade?
May 28, 2010 11:46am
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May 28, 2010 11:51 AM
Do they have any other pets? Will the dog ask for better pets to be surrounded by?
May 28, 2010 11:51am
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ernest_t_bass

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May 28, 2010 11:53 AM
My dogs name is Woody. Not after Woody Hayes, but after the huge boner I got when I thought about screwing dogs.
May 28, 2010 11:53am
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May 28, 2010 5:17 PM
The joke was in bad taste, IMO. If you don't see it that way then maybe you have bad taste in humor.
May 28, 2010 5:17pm
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May 28, 2010 8:38 PM
I liked the joke Zwick, the dog probably thinks his shit don't stink too.

Fucking rapist dogs.
May 28, 2010 8:38pm
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May 28, 2010 8:40 PM
Of course, if the dog was raping another dog in obedience school, they could have named him Ben.
May 28, 2010 8:40pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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May 28, 2010 9:42 PM
Steel Valley Football wrote: The joke was in bad taste, IMO. If you don't see it that way then maybe you have bad taste in humor.
Of course it's in poor taste. Being a Laker fan is in poor taste too.
May 28, 2010 9:42pm
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May 29, 2010 10:53 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:
Steel Valley Football wrote: The joke was in bad taste, IMO. If you don't see it that way then maybe you have bad taste in humor.
Of course it's in poor taste. Being a Laker fan is in poor taste too.
+1
May 29, 2010 10:53am