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Sex acts while driving? Apparently 15% of our fellow Americans are.

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tk421

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May 26, 2010 12:29 AM
I'd be more impressed with the guys of the chatter for their exploits on the road if someone could confirm returning the favor and giving road "head" to the wife/gf. Anyone? I wonder how that would turn out. :P
May 25, 2010 8:29pm
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GoChiefs

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May 26, 2010 1:14 AM
tk421 wrote: I'd be more impressed with the guys of the chatter for their exploits on the road if someone could confirm returning the favor and giving road "head" to the wife/gf. Anyone? I wonder how that would turn out. :P
Well, we were in the car, on the road....... but it was parked. Does that count? :D
May 25, 2010 9:14pm
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Laley23

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May 26, 2010 1:21 AM
tk421 wrote: I'd be more impressed with the guys of the chatter for their exploits on the road if someone could confirm returning the favor and giving road "head" to the wife/gf. Anyone? I wonder how that would turn out. :P
I have, but not "head". That would cause serious problems if you cant brake or accelerate lol.
May 25, 2010 9:21pm
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Foul Tip

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May 26, 2010 1:50 AM
Thank God for tilt wheel steering!
May 25, 2010 9:50pm
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Little Danny

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May 26, 2010 2:04 AM
Foul Tip wrote: Thank God for tilt wheel steering!
You know the person who invented tilt wheel steering had to be a guy thinking about getting serviced. I am never amazed at what we can accomplish if we believe it will result in us getting some.
May 25, 2010 10:04pm
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berry

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May 26, 2010 2:13 AM
No wonder there is so much road rage. 85 percent of motorists are just driving. 83 percent if you exclude carjackers.
May 25, 2010 10:13pm
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mattinctown

May 26, 2010 2:46 AM
Have done all the things listed, except the sex :(:(:(
May 25, 2010 10:46pm
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SnotBubbles

May 26, 2010 2:03 PM
My wife hates me and she has given me road head. So I think it's more like 15% haven't partaken in sex acts while driving.
May 26, 2010 10:03am
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sonofsam

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May 26, 2010 3:13 PM
Chalk me up for road head as well as getting it on while driving. Not sure how the rest of you guys did, but I had a hard time keeping it in my lane. Was on I-70 right past Washington PA headed to 7 Springs for NYE 1999.
May 26, 2010 11:13am
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SQ_Crazies

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May 26, 2010 3:17 PM
I thought it was pretty easy to drive once she got settled in lol.

Probably depends on the vehicle you're driving too.
May 26, 2010 11:17am
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Little Danny

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May 26, 2010 3:36 PM
berry wrote: No wonder there is so much road rage. 85 percent of motorists are just driving. 83 percent if you exclude carjackers.
Careful. On this thread that term takes a whole new meaning :D
May 26, 2010 11:36am
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gut

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May 26, 2010 3:50 PM
LOL, yes, it's hands-free.

Drunk guy doing watching porn on his iphone doing a little solo all while driving....Well, that's just an accident waiting to happen! But, you know, those female voices on navigator devices are just so darn sexy!
May 26, 2010 11:50am
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McFly1955

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May 26, 2010 4:07 PM
SQ_Crazies wrote: I thought it was pretty easy to drive once she got settled in lol.
You mean, 'found it'?

Boom, roasted.
May 26, 2010 12:07pm
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Shane Falco

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May 26, 2010 4:09 PM
As a truck driver (remember we can see everything when you go around us, and have CB's to spread the word) for the last 12 years I can assure you 15% is mighty low! I think the people in the poll were a little embarrassed to tell the truth!
May 26, 2010 12:09pm
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4cards

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May 26, 2010 4:58 PM
...Are you part of that 15% if you're having sex and nobody is in the car with you?

If so, most of the OC would push that number up to 95%:rolleyes:
May 26, 2010 12:58pm
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SQ_Crazies

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May 26, 2010 5:27 PM
LOL, do that many people really jerk off in their car?

I honestly have never done that, I'm not sure I even had the idea lol...might have to try it out.
May 26, 2010 1:27pm
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enigmaax

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May 26, 2010 7:43 PM
Not gonna read this whole thing, but in the OP - isn't it already illegal?

And yeah, me......guilty.
May 26, 2010 3:43pm
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majorspark

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May 26, 2010 8:05 PM
enigmaax wrote: Not gonna read this whole thing, but in the OP - isn't it already illegal?
It may be in some states and localities. IDK. I am not aware of any on the books in Ohio specifying sex acts. Ohio law does ban operating a vehicle without being in reasonable control of the vehicle or in willful or wanton disregard of the safety of persons or property.
May 26, 2010 4:05pm
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May 26, 2010 9:25 PM
I always thought it was considered public indecency because it takes place on a public road.
May 26, 2010 5:25pm
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sonofsam

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May 26, 2010 9:36 PM
SQ_Crazies wrote: I thought it was pretty easy to drive once she got settled in lol.

Probably depends on the vehicle you're driving too.
It was a tight fit, and no neither of us were fat. lol I had a 1995 Mustang GT 5 speed back then. Wasn't easy to shift or drive lol
May 26, 2010 5:36pm
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enigmaax

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May 26, 2010 9:41 PM
GOONx19 wrote: I always thought it was considered public indecency because it takes place on a public road.
That was my initial thought and that may be the case, but the point may be that punishing it as a driving hazard would carry a greater penalty?
May 26, 2010 5:41pm