Beer Vs. Vagina
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER




2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA




3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER




4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a
hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA




5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make
a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina
your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's
definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point
of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call
it a DRAW for the time being.




6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten
vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.


One point to VAGINA




7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation
may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a
legend.
One point to VAGINA
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9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER




10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.
Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.


One point to VAGINA




11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off
panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA




12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA




13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed
off. One point to BEER




14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to
open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER




15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually
it settles down.
One point to BEER




16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,
ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER




17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER




18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER
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19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after
you drink it.
One point to BEER


20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take
you weeks.
One Point to BEER




21. Beer won't whine at you when you try to drink it
One point to BEER




*Final Score 12 BEER/ 8 VAGINA*




That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner
is: BEER




PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded
or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would
experience none of those feelings, let alone express them,
an extra point for BEER!

why is there no #8?

Too much beer and not enough vagina.

FatHobbit wrote:why is there no #8?

After reading the entire post, this was my only concern as well. Lol.

Creative nonetheless.

Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?

I'd rather have vagina.

Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?

Pour beer on the vagina and see how that works out for you.

Don't really like beer, so I'll gladly take vagina

I didn't read the whole op, but it reminds me of a question we used to pose.

River of beer OR river of beer with chics?

The obvious answer is river of beer....because if you have a river of beer, what else do you really need?

I do, however, understand the dudes who can't really get any vagina trying to overplay its value.

great points. You forgot on final point though...

No matter what happens... You can always get/buy/share more beer...

+ an undisclosed amount for beer.

Many people have bought beer for me. I guess I have no friends because no one has ever paid for my pussy.

I Wear Pants wrote:

Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?

Pour beer on the vagina and see how that works out for you.

Yeah that will likely give her a yeast infection, so probably not the best idea .... just sayin!

Websurfinbird wrote: Yeah that will likely give her a yeast infection, so probably not the best idea .... just sayin!

Websurfinbird wrote:

I Wear Pants wrote:

Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?

Pour beer on the vagina and see how that works out for you.

Yeah that will likely give her a yeast infection, so probably not the best idea .... just sayin!

I'm not so sure that beer yeast is the same as vag yeast. (To be fair there are plenty of internet sites that say beer can give you a yeast infection, but I only picked two that agreed with me.)

http://www.lisabarger.com/is-it-true/does-bread-feed-yeast-infections.html

http://cardhouse.com/berk/science99_4.htm

Is there anything attached to the vagina?

Many of those from #13 through #21 should be worth more than 1 point. You also forgot one that is worth 10 points for beer, beer can't talk.

Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?

Trust me. This works.

sleeper wrote: I'd rather have vagina.

Of course YOU would...you only want the things you can't get.


Another point for Vag....


Both give good head...but what would you rather have.

Once again, beer appears to be the undisputed champion

HitsRus wrote:

sleeper wrote: I'd rather have vagina.

Of course YOU would...you only want the things you can't get.

Sad, but true.