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just_a_swimmer

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May 15, 2010 9:05 AM
I actually meant I would give LBJ a pass. For his performance in game 5 that is.

I just watched my DVR replay and as LBJ walked off the floor he kissed his mom and kept walking off the floor, right behind him was Mo. Gloria grabbed him and held his head in her hands looked into his eyes and laid a nice kiss on him too. Hmmmm maybe it was Mo doing Gloria and not Delonte.......
May 15, 2010 9:05am
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wes_mantooth

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May 15, 2010 9:08 AM
My question is....

why on earth would anyone wanna do Gloria? There are plenty of other trashy, coked out females that are a hell of a lot better looking than her.
May 15, 2010 9:08am
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May 15, 2010 9:11 AM
just_a_swimmer wrote: I actually meant I would give LBJ a pass. For his performance in game 5 that is.

I just watched my DVR replay and as LBJ walked off the floor he kissed his mom and kept walking off the floor, right behind him was Mo. Gloria grabbed him and held his head in her hands looked into his eyes and laid a nice kiss on him too. Hmmmm maybe it was Mo doing Gloria and not Delonte.......
Mo isn't bum fuck crazy like Delonte...to bang gloria, you have to be bum fuck crazy
May 15, 2010 9:11am
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Nate

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May 15, 2010 9:26 AM
bases_loaded wrote:
just_a_swimmer wrote: I actually meant I would give LBJ a pass. For his performance in game 5 that is.

I just watched my DVR replay and as LBJ walked off the floor he kissed his mom and kept walking off the floor, right behind him was Mo. Gloria grabbed him and held his head in her hands looked into his eyes and laid a nice kiss on him too. Hmmmm maybe it was Mo doing Gloria and not Delonte.......
Mo isn't bum fuck crazy like Delonte...to bang gloria, you have to be bum fuck crazy
This. When Gloria gets a sore on her lip, we will know for sure.
May 15, 2010 9:26am
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May 15, 2010 9:27 AM
wes_mantooth wrote: My question is....

why on earth would anyone wanna do Gloria? There are plenty of other trashy, coked out females that are a hell of a lot better looking than her.
Maybe she gave him a hummer.
May 15, 2010 9:27am
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May 15, 2010 1:21 PM
Now that's funny! Nice one, GoPens!
May 15, 2010 1:21pm
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May 15, 2010 4:28 PM



May 15, 2010 4:28pm
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hoops23

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May 15, 2010 4:33 PM
Yeah, I'm not going to talk about anybody's family.. That shit ain't cool

But this story is bullshit.
May 15, 2010 4:33pm
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Al Capone

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May 15, 2010 7:55 PM
Maybe she's banging the whole team.
May 15, 2010 7:55pm
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May 15, 2010 8:09 PM
Al Capone wrote: Maybe she's banging the whole team.
She being your mom?
May 15, 2010 8:09pm
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sportswizuhrd

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May 15, 2010 10:10 PM
wes_mantooth wrote: My question is....

why on earth would anyone wanna do Gloria? There are plenty of other trashy, coked out females that are a hell of a lot better looking than her.
And how many have you have been with??
May 15, 2010 10:10pm
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May 18, 2010 9:20 PM
Not sure how many people listen to The Fan in Columbus, but today the Common Man says that he knows someone who works for ESPN and he spoke to him and his buddy said that Lebron's "team" called ESPN (or ABC) and told them that if they report anything regarding this rumor Lebron will boycott doing any interviews with them ever again.

Not that that gives it any more credibility, but one had to wonder why ESPN and the others weren't discussing the rumor.
May 18, 2010 9:20pm
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May 18, 2010 9:28 PM
thedynasty1998 wrote: Not sure how many people listen to The Fan in Columbus, but today the Common Man says that he knows someone who works for ESPN and he spoke to him and his buddy said that Lebron's "team" called ESPN (or ABC) and told them that if they report anything regarding this rumor Lebron will boycott doing any interviews with them ever again.

Not that that gives it any more credibility, but one had to wonder why ESPN and the others weren't discussing the rumor.
To be honest, I think it might be true. I know that early reports were downplayed but has Lebron or Delonte come out and said it's not true?

I'll give the Celtics props for being the better team but something was just fishy about how he took a dive in game 5.
May 18, 2010 9:28pm
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May 18, 2010 9:36 PM
This would for surely be an OIC moment if it is true.

Team takes a dive because star player finds bench player nailing his mom.
May 18, 2010 9:36pm
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May 18, 2010 9:58 PM
This would explain game 5. I guess one could say you don't let it affect you, but at the same time, your boy is banging your mom?

I will say this is the only logical explanation for what I saw in game 5.
May 18, 2010 9:58pm
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May 18, 2010 10:06 PM
sportswizuhrd wrote:
wes_mantooth wrote: My question is....

why on earth would anyone wanna do Gloria? There are plenty of other trashy, coked out females that are a hell of a lot better looking than her.
And how many have you have been with??
lost count....but that is the qualities that I look for in a lady.
May 18, 2010 10:06pm
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May 18, 2010 10:07 PM
Wouldn't surprise me at all...Delonte looked "different" in games 4, 5, and 6 more-so than any other player did.

He was a turnover machine in I think game 5..mighta been game 6.
May 18, 2010 10:07pm
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berry

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May 18, 2010 10:11 PM
Do the Cavs really need another player with the crab dribble?
May 18, 2010 10:11pm
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May 18, 2010 10:20 PM
berry wrote: Do the Cavs really need another player with the crab dribble?
Fucking dick.

Not only did I spit on the screen, but I knocked the cup over thinking I could catch what I spit out or something.
May 18, 2010 10:20pm
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May 18, 2010 10:47 PM
This is crazy! If I were Lebron, I would beat Delonte's head in. Then again, Delonte is know for carrying concealed weapons. ? !
May 18, 2010 10:47pm
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May 20, 2010 5:56 PM
Gotta love Cleveland.
May 20, 2010 5:56pm
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May 20, 2010 10:41 PM
newarkcatholicfan wrote: I love riding Cock.
May 20, 2010 10:41pm
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May 20, 2010 10:46 PM
karen lotz wrote:
newarkcatholicfan wrote: I love riding Cock.
Come on NCF. TMI!
May 20, 2010 10:46pm
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May 20, 2010 10:48 PM
I used to have this saying... as long as it's warm, tight, and doesn't talk to me afterwards. Meatloaf made the rule that two out of three ain't bad. Soooo, as long as she had two out of those three going on, Delonte is cool.
May 20, 2010 10:48pm