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May 7, 2010 6:24 PM
THE4RINGZ wrote: I am a bigger fan of me pissing in the shower than my wife is of having me do it.

I also pies off the back deck at night if I am having a couple of beers and watching a ga.e. It is just more convenient. Again, I am a bigger fan of that than the wife is.
I'm guessing you've already had a couple beers today? :p
May 7, 2010 6:24pm
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THE4RINGZ

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May 7, 2010 6:38 PM
Yes. But my poor typing is due to the fact u can't get my laptop online today I have reset everything with no success. The kids can get online but my computer won't connect. Ergo I am posting from my phone, which sucks with my large fingers.
May 7, 2010 6:38pm
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May 7, 2010 7:07 PM
I just found out that my gf pees in my shower...








She's currently looking for a new place to live
May 7, 2010 7:07pm
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GoChiefs

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May 7, 2010 7:59 PM
THE4RINGZ wrote: Yes. But my poor typing is due to the fact u can't get my laptop online today
Maybe that's b/c I haven't even tried to get your laptop online today!!! ;)
May 7, 2010 7:59pm
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May 7, 2010 8:34 PM
Bingo
May 7, 2010 8:34pm
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ernest_t_bass

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May 7, 2010 9:11 PM
Unless I drop a deuce before I shower, I piss in the shower just about every time I take one. I can't picture a girl pissing in the shower. Just doesn't seem right.
May 7, 2010 9:11pm
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May 7, 2010 9:18 PM
Yup, aim for the drain and let it rain
May 7, 2010 9:18pm
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darbypitcher22

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May 7, 2010 9:36 PM
I don't piss in the shower.... community showers in the dorms though, you can never count on what has or hasn't been done in there....
May 7, 2010 9:36pm
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May 7, 2010 9:41 PM
I piss every single time a take a shower. Why waste the water using the toilet in the morning?
May 7, 2010 9:41pm
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May 7, 2010 10:05 PM
justincredible wrote: I piss every single time a take a shower. Why waste the water using the toilet in the morning?
unless you multi task while pissing, you are probably using the same amount of water in the shower as you are standing there pissing.
May 7, 2010 10:05pm
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May 7, 2010 10:08 PM
I multitask. I can piss and lather my hair at the same time.
May 7, 2010 10:08pm
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Timber

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May 7, 2010 10:16 PM
No, No, No, No, No.... It is just not right. I have never peed in my own shower. (At least, that I am aware of.)
May 7, 2010 10:16pm
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May 7, 2010 10:29 PM
justincredible wrote: I multitask. I can piss and lather my hair at the same time.
haha man thats good control. i can barely rub my belly and tap my head at the same time.
May 7, 2010 10:29pm
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May 7, 2010 10:33 PM
You can do whatever you like in your shower, but if it's someone else's house, I would ask first. If they say no, leave em an upper decker.
May 7, 2010 10:33pm
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May 7, 2010 10:42 PM
Men who don't piss in the shower probably sit down to pee. Just sayin'.

:)
May 7, 2010 10:42pm
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May 7, 2010 10:46 PM
justincredible wrote: Men who don't piss in the shower probably sit down to pee. Just sayin'.

:)
So should I just go ahead and close this thread?! hahah
May 7, 2010 10:46pm
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May 7, 2010 11:00 PM
ccrunner609 wrote: I have to piss in the shower in the morning. Hard to bend a steel boner down to the toilet in the morning.
Well step 1 would be to have him remove it from your ass
May 7, 2010 11:00pm
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sonofsam

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May 7, 2010 11:29 PM
Hell, I piss in the shower, sink, utility tubs in the laundry room, I've even pissed in the drain of my garage. Just marking my territory.
May 7, 2010 11:29pm
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May 7, 2010 11:33 PM
Watch out where the huskies go...
and don't you eat that yellow snow!

Courtesy of Mr. Frank Zappa
May 7, 2010 11:33pm
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May 8, 2010 1:14 AM
justincredible wrote: Men who don't piss in the shower probably sit down to pee. Just sayin'.

:)
QFT! THIS! +1!
Trueblue23 wrote:
ccrunner609 wrote: I have to piss in the shower in the morning. Hard to bend a steel boner down to the toilet in the morning.
Well step 1 would be to have him remove it from your ass
BOOM! ROASTED!
May 8, 2010 1:14am
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May 8, 2010 9:40 AM
Trueblue23 wrote:
ccrunner609 wrote: I have to piss in the shower in the morning. Hard to bend a steel boner down to the toilet in the morning.
Well step 1 would be to have him remove it from your ass
Now we need to start a new thread asking if it's alright to piss in your chair while on ohiochatter. Because I laughed so hard at this I just about did.
May 8, 2010 9:40am
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May 8, 2010 10:31 AM
LJ wrote: ya'll are gross
Human urine is extremely clean and safe.
May 8, 2010 10:31am
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May 8, 2010 11:34 AM
Con_Alma wrote:
LJ wrote: ya'll are gross
Human urine is extremely clean and safe.
Urine is sterile until it reaches the urethra where the epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively aerobic Gram negative rods and cocci.[1] Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action. Most noticeably, the asphyxiating ammonia is produced by breakdown of urea. Some diseases alter the quantity and consistency of the urine, such as sugar as a consequence of diabetes.
[edit] Hazards

Urine is toxic and can be irritating to skin and eyes. High concentrations in the blood can cause damage to organs of the body. However, after suitable processing (as is done, for example, on the International Space Station), it is possible to extract potable water for drinking.
Not to mention it smells bad and can stain a white shower floor.

As my gf just clarified... urine in it's pure form in the bladder is sterile. Pee that has been evacuated from the body is not.
May 8, 2010 11:34am
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Con_Alma

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May 8, 2010 12:54 PM
Did someone say it was sterile??? Was anyone implying there wouldn't be an issue if it were in their blood?? When did that come up?

Urine is extremely clean and in general does not pose a threat when released in the shower while one is going through the process of showering with running water. If you stain a white shower floor with your urine while in the shower and water is flowing and diluting the uric acid's concentration you have greater issues than whether it's socially acceptable to urinate in the shower.
May 8, 2010 12:54pm
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May 8, 2010 1:17 PM
Con_Alma wrote: Did someone say it was sterile??? Was anyone implying there wouldn't be an issue if it were in their blood?? When did that come up?

Urine is extremely clean and in general does not pose a threat when released in the shower while one is going through the process of showering with running water. If you stain a white shower floor with your urine while in the shower and water is flowing and diluting the uric acid's concentration you have greater issues than whether it's socially acceptable to urinate in the shower.
The blood part just came from the wiki that I copied. No reason.

Like I said, it's gross. It is NOT clean. Constantly peeing in the shower, even with water rinsing it every time will still stain the white shower pan over time. It contains bacteria from the urethra. Why do you think that sometimes to test for a UTI they will stick a needle into the bladder? You can go on peeing in your own shower, just don't pee in mine.
May 8, 2010 1:17pm