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2quik4u

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May 5, 2010 7:24 PM
Former celebrity Lindsay Lohan will play a porn-star in some new porn-star biopic! According to Salon, the Bobby (?) star will play Linda Lovelace, the esophageally pliant lead in the 1972 adult film Deep Throat, which later became the pseudonym-sake of Watergate tipster Mark Felt. Bill Pullman will play Hugh Hefner. Congratulations to you too, Bill Pullman!
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/05/lindsay-lohan-is-deep-throat.html
May 5, 2010 7:24pm
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May 5, 2010 7:24 PM
former celebrity lol
May 5, 2010 7:24pm
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Red_Skin_Pride

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May 5, 2010 7:28 PM
Haha im sure she's had enough practice to pull this part off flawlessy. She could be also play the lesbian lead...lets call her clitflick...if they need one !
May 5, 2010 7:28pm
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May 5, 2010 7:28 PM
Awesome.
May 5, 2010 7:28pm
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May 5, 2010 7:38 PM


BOX OFFICE SMASH this will be!!!
May 5, 2010 7:38pm
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May 5, 2010 8:11 PM
Lindsey Lohan is irrelevant.
May 5, 2010 8:11pm
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ou1980

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May 5, 2010 8:29 PM
Let the Late Night comedy jokes begin!
May 5, 2010 8:29pm
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May 5, 2010 8:48 PM
Wow. . . she already has the beat up porn look. . . she'll be perfect in this role.
May 5, 2010 8:48pm
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May 5, 2010 8:50 PM
She choked at everything else she tried to do. Why not a cock, too.
May 5, 2010 8:50pm
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May 5, 2010 9:20 PM
Lindsay is a train wreck. The girl is 23 years old and is already looked ragged due to all the drinking, drugs and late nights. She was smoking hot when she was (a-hem) 18 years old. Just a merely five years later she looks as if she has doubled in age. I honestly don't know if the girl will make it to 30.

She will make a great Linda Lovelace. No acting will be required.
May 5, 2010 9:20pm
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May 5, 2010 9:25 PM
If its rated XXX I'll buy it. If it's NC-17 or R I'll watch it. Otherwise, I couldn't possibly care less.
May 5, 2010 9:25pm
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May 5, 2010 9:28 PM
She'll obviously be naked in this movie, which would have thrilled me about 5 years ago.
May 5, 2010 9:28pm
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May 5, 2010 9:32 PM
I'll rent it just to see her tits.
May 5, 2010 9:32pm
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May 5, 2010 9:34 PM
Boobs that used to be huge and are now crack head small probably aren't pretty dude
May 5, 2010 9:34pm
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May 5, 2010 9:41 PM
Trueblue23 wrote: She'll obviously be naked in this movie, which would have thrilled me about 5 years ago.
Exactly. When she first came onto the scene, sweet jesus it would have been nice to see that naked. It would be scary now.
May 5, 2010 9:41pm
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May 5, 2010 9:46 PM
Trueblue23 wrote: Boobs that used to be huge and are now crack head small probably aren't pretty dude
Listen I had to sit through Herbie the Love Bug with my daughter in the theatre and the only thing that saved me from going on a shooting spree was staring the entire movies at her tits. So I want to see them regardless.
May 5, 2010 9:46pm
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May 5, 2010 10:06 PM
She'll blow up in weight later in life and star in a remake of Fat Albert.
May 5, 2010 10:06pm
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May 5, 2010 10:06 PM
You guys know about her spread in vanity fair right? No? Just me?
May 5, 2010 10:06pm
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May 5, 2010 10:07 PM
Probably gonna suck.
May 5, 2010 10:07pm
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May 5, 2010 10:11 PM
Trueblue23 wrote: Boobs that used to be huge and are now crack head small probably aren't pretty dude
lol
May 5, 2010 10:11pm
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May 5, 2010 11:19 PM
They shoulda went after Jessica Simpson... Thats one girl I want to see all of, fat or not.
May 5, 2010 11:19pm
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May 5, 2010 11:27 PM
sonofsam wrote: They shoulda went after Jessica Simpson... Thats one girl I want to see all of, fat or not.
Fuckin aye brother, fuckin aye.
May 5, 2010 11:27pm
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May 7, 2010 3:22 PM
She was pretty hot in Mean Girls, but not even a good slumpbuster now :(
May 7, 2010 3:22pm
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May 7, 2010 3:25 PM
"A Milk-a- What?"
May 7, 2010 3:25pm
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May 7, 2010 3:27 PM
BR1986FB wrote: "A Milk-a- What?"
May 7, 2010 3:27pm