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May 2, 2010 12:25 AM
I Wear Pants wrote: There were other mountains and the oceans were in different places. The entire elevation of the earth wasn't lower.
Fact is the highest mountains in the world were probably caused by plate tectonics and weren't in existence before plates crashed into each other, whenever that happened.

Who said the entire elevation of the Earth was lower? Are you just making stuff up?
May 2, 2010 12:25am
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May 2, 2010 12:41 AM
jmog wrote:
I Wear Pants wrote: There were other mountains and the oceans were in different places. The entire elevation of the earth wasn't lower.
Fact is the highest mountains in the world were probably caused by plate tectonics and weren't in existence before plates crashed into each other, whenever that happened.

Who said the entire elevation of the Earth was lower? Are you just making stuff up?
Dude, plate tectonics isn't one event. There have been several times that plates crashed into each other. India crashing into Asia isn't the first time mountains have been made by a convergent boundary with continental plates.
May 2, 2010 12:41am
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May 2, 2010 1:20 AM
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Dude, plate tectonics isn't one event. There have been several times that plates crashed into each other. India crashing into Asia isn't the first time mountains have been made by a convergent boundary with continental plates.
Where did I say it was one event? Also, while evidence/models can predict plate tectonics back to "pangea", its pure speculation that plate tectonics is a reoccuring cycle (aka there are some geologists that believe there have been multiple times that all the land was in one area).

Do you just make up one liners as you go here without reading the posts?

Your talk of plates crashing causing mountains actually fits my posts, not yours :).

I only talked about India because everyone was focused on Mt. Everest and the Himilayas.
May 2, 2010 1:20am
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May 2, 2010 1:51 AM
The continents have been moved all over the place. Just look at all the evidence there is from the various ice ages in places that we wouldn't think possible today.

You really think that plate tectonics all of the sudden started with Pangea?

How does it fit your posts. You said and I'm paraphrasing "it wouldn't have had to cover as high as Everest because it wouldn't have been formed/wouldn't have been as tall". That's incredibly short sighted because while yes, Everest may not have been as tall there would also have been other mountains that would have been taller than they are now.
May 2, 2010 1:51am
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May 2, 2010 9:15 AM
Lol, Jmog needs to get a hobby.

Newsflash** You aren't going to change anyone's mind on this, the same way that no other people are going to change yours. You can go right on ahead believing that a flood rained in 40 days and covered the earth. To me it seems ridiculous, but I know to some it isn't as difficult.

The fact of the matter is that there is no way to prove or disprove it. I suppose that is the faith built into the system that some people are able to acccept. To me, it seems more or less like any religious story (see: greek mythology, native american tales, etc).
May 2, 2010 9:15am
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May 2, 2010 10:12 AM
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The flood is impossible by fact. There is not the amount of water in the world to cover the earth.
1. I've already talked about how most likely the tallest mountains diddn't exist.

2. Why is it that some people believe the world oceans will rise by like 20 feet if the ice caps keep melting, meaning world wide floods, but when you include that water, the underground water, and all of the water in the atmosphere (clouds, etc) all the sudden the same person says its impossible?

3. You say its impossible by fact, so show me how you know there isn't enough water in the world to cover it?
The tallest mountains did not exist?

What are you talking about? Are you saying those mountains moved thousands of feet in a few thousand years?

When you make a claim you need to have evidence to back it up that is not refuted by tons of other evidence that contradicts what you have to offer.

First off the flood is impossible. The only possible answer you have to retreat too is "god works in mysterious ways" non-answer nonsense.

A wooden boat of the dimensions in the bible is not seaworthy.

The longest wooden vessels today are 300 ft long and they require iron banding to make them seaworthy.

The ark was 450 ft long it would not be seaworthy and it gives the dimensions and step by step how it was built. It would not last with the turbulent waters in a world wide flood.

The Flood is indeed impossible. That is just the beginning of the flaws in that ridiculous myth.

I do wonder sometimes if people had to dispute the leftovers of the Greek religion when they told people Perseus flew around on a Pegasus
May 2, 2010 10:12am
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May 2, 2010 10:24 AM
I Wear Pants wrote:
jmog wrote:
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But the fucking flood is still impossible. How's that dude explain that?
Impossible by your opinion, not impossible by scientific fact.

The difference there is huge.

Read some of his stuff, its quite intriguing even for a non-believer if you enjoy scientific papers.
The flood is impossible by fact. There is not the amount of water in the world to cover the earth.
There are other ways to attack the nonsense of the flood myth.

How was the Ark loaded?
Getting all the animals aboard the Ark presents logistical problems which, while not impossible, are highly impractical. Noah had only seven days to load the Ark ( Gen. 7:4-10). If only 15764 animals were aboard the Ark, one animal must have been loaded every 38 seconds, without letup. Since there were likely more animals to load, the time pressures would have been even worse.

They squeal about "kinds" but fail to provide a clear definition of kind and then cannot explain why kinds evolved into everything we have today.

It is a ridiculous myth same as Norse and Greek mythology. It deserves the same amount of seriousness applied to it.
May 2, 2010 10:24am
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May 2, 2010 10:29 AM
And the same people who argue for a young earth tend to also argue against evolution so...
May 2, 2010 10:29am
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May 2, 2010 5:03 PM
I Wear Pants wrote: The continents have been moved all over the place. Just look at all the evidence there is from the various ice ages in places that we wouldn't think possible today.

You really think that plate tectonics all of the sudden started with Pangea?

How does it fit your posts. You said and I'm paraphrasing "it wouldn't have had to cover as high as Everest because it wouldn't have been formed/wouldn't have been as tall". That's incredibly short sighted because while yes, Everest may not have been as tall there would also have been other mountains that would have been taller than they are now.
1. Its pure conjecture that plate tectonics "started" prior to pangea, no proof whatsoever, and no evidence either to be honest.

2. Please explain your opinion/belief that some mountains would have been taller than they are now, that makes no sense with the way plate tectonics work.
May 2, 2010 5:03pm
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May 2, 2010 5:15 PM
BCSbunk wrote:

The tallest mountains did not exist?

What are you talking about? Are you saying those mountains moved thousands of feet in a few thousand years?

When you make a claim you need to have evidence to back it up that is not refuted by tons of other evidence that contradicts what you have to offer.

First off the flood is impossible. The only possible answer you have to retreat too is "god works in mysterious ways" non-answer nonsense.

A wooden boat of the dimensions in the bible is not seaworthy.

The longest wooden vessels today are 300 ft long and they require iron banding to make them seaworthy.

The ark was 450 ft long it would not be seaworthy and it gives the dimensions and step by step how it was built. It would not last with the turbulent waters in a world wide flood.

The Flood is indeed impossible. That is just the beginning of the flaws in that ridiculous myth.

I do wonder sometimes if people had to dispute the leftovers of the Greek religion when they told people Perseus flew around on a Pegasus
1. Yes, plate tectonic models, whether you believe the catastrophic model I mentioned above or the long time period ones show that the tallest mountains would not have existed when "pangea" was around. I'm not saying that, the science is saying that.

2. Show me how the flood is impossible, I've shown through a few different calculations and models that its at least possible.

3. You are false, please show me evidence that a wooden boat with the dimensions of the ark would not be sea worthy. This has been studied many times in the past and its exactly the opposite. Its not only sea worthy but "self righting" in case of any near/tipping. The only thing the ark did not have is a stearing mechanism, which it didn't need.

4. You state only opinion on whether it would be seaworthy, matter of fact century old texts share that opinion (300ft) but even in those ship building texts they admit its only a guess. Matter of fact the biggest reason today that most believe 300ft is the max for a wood ship is due to engine vibrations and longevity of use (20+ years out of a ship). Well, Noah's ark had no engine, and only had to last just over a year.

I'm sure you won't like it since its from a website you'll hate, but you can't deny the physics/engineering it used to determine if the Biblical dimensions given a woden vessel would be seaworthy.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/tj/v8/i1/noah.asp
May 2, 2010 5:15pm
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May 2, 2010 5:19 PM
BCSbunk wrote:

There are other ways to attack the nonsense of the flood myth.

How was the Ark loaded?
Getting all the animals aboard the Ark presents logistical problems which, while not impossible, are highly impractical. Noah had only seven days to load the Ark ( Gen. 7:4-10). If only 15764 animals were aboard the Ark, one animal must have been loaded every 38 seconds, without letup. Since there were likely more animals to load, the time pressures would have been even worse.

They squeal about "kinds" but fail to provide a clear definition of kind and then cannot explain why kinds evolved into everything we have today.

It is a ridiculous myth same as Norse and Greek mythology. It deserves the same amount of seriousness applied to it.
1. You assume the animals came in 1 by one.

2. I've gave a quite clear definition of what most Christian scientists view "kinds" as (mostly genus, maybe even family).

3. I've also talked about microevolution, which basically every Christian scientist accepts as fact. For instance, you only need 1 type of canine on the ark, over thousands of years through adaptation/microevolution it can/will change into all the species of dogs we have now. It just won't macroevolve into a cat/ape/human or whatever.
May 2, 2010 5:19pm
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May 2, 2010 5:21 PM
I Wear Pants wrote: And the same people who argue for a young earth tend to also argue against evolution so...
You have to realize there are two different forms of what most people just call "evolution".

Most Christians, at least those that have any scientific clue at all, would agree with adaptation/microevolution. You can easily adapt/evolve within a genus/family. However, most, especially young earth believers, will tell you they don't believe in molecules to humans evolution (macroevolution).

There is a HUGE difference, you should probably look it up.
May 2, 2010 5:21pm
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May 2, 2010 5:51 PM
jmog wrote:
BCSbunk wrote:

There are other ways to attack the nonsense of the flood myth.

How was the Ark loaded?
Getting all the animals aboard the Ark presents logistical problems which, while not impossible, are highly impractical. Noah had only seven days to load the Ark ( Gen. 7:4-10). If only 15764 animals were aboard the Ark, one animal must have been loaded every 38 seconds, without letup. Since there were likely more animals to load, the time pressures would have been even worse.

They squeal about "kinds" but fail to provide a clear definition of kind and then cannot explain why kinds evolved into everything we have today.

It is a ridiculous myth same as Norse and Greek mythology. It deserves the same amount of seriousness applied to it.
1. You assume the animals came in 1 by one.

2. I've gave a quite clear definition of what most Christian scientists view "kinds" as (mostly genus, maybe even family).

3. I've also talked about microevolution, which basically every Christian scientist accepts as fact. For instance, you only need 1 type of canine on the ark, over thousands of years through adaptation/microevolution it can/will change into all the species of dogs we have now. It just won't macroevolve into a cat/ape/human or whatever.
You're answers are terrible and the flood did not happen. There is no microevolution that is bullshit term not used in science.

No way did Noah load a boat with that many species in 7 days it is laughable.

The Ark is not seaworthy PERIOD it is a physical fact.

Just gather your crowds dollars and prove science wrong. A wooden vessel 450 ft long is not seaworthy LMAO.
May 2, 2010 5:51pm
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May 2, 2010 6:02 PM
jmog wrote:
BCSbunk wrote:

The tallest mountains did not exist?

What are you talking about? Are you saying those mountains moved thousands of feet in a few thousand years?

When you make a claim you need to have evidence to back it up that is not refuted by tons of other evidence that contradicts what you have to offer.

First off the flood is impossible. The only possible answer you have to retreat too is "god works in mysterious ways" non-answer nonsense.

A wooden boat of the dimensions in the bible is not seaworthy.

The longest wooden vessels today are 300 ft long and they require iron banding to make them seaworthy.

The ark was 450 ft long it would not be seaworthy and it gives the dimensions and step by step how it was built. It would not last with the turbulent waters in a world wide flood.

The Flood is indeed impossible. That is just the beginning of the flaws in that ridiculous myth.

I do wonder sometimes if people had to dispute the leftovers of the Greek religion when they told people Perseus flew around on a Pegasus
1. Yes, plate tectonic models, whether you believe the catastrophic model I mentioned above or the long time period ones show that the tallest mountains would not have existed when "pangea" was around. I'm not saying that, the science is saying that.

2. Show me how the flood is impossible, I've shown through a few different calculations and models that its at least possible.

3. You are false, please show me evidence that a wooden boat with the dimensions of the ark would not be sea worthy. This has been studied many times in the past and its exactly the opposite. Its not only sea worthy but "self righting" in case of any near/tipping. The only thing the ark did not have is a stearing mechanism, which it didn't need.

4. You state only opinion on whether it would be seaworthy, matter of fact century old texts share that opinion (300ft) but even in those ship building texts they admit its only a guess. Matter of fact the biggest reason today that most believe 300ft is the max for a wood ship is due to engine vibrations and longevity of use (20+ years out of a ship). Well, Noah's ark had no engine, and only had to last just over a year.

I'm sure you won't like it since its from a website you'll hate, but you can't deny the physics/engineering it used to determine if the Biblical dimensions given a woden vessel would be seaworthy.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/tj/v8/i1/noah.asp
Notice the ark is under mythological ships where it belongs.

Wrong as usual for the liars for Jesus.

Your answers are pathetic and terrible.

No wooden sea vessel over 300 ft does not have iron bands.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world's_largest_wooden_ships

Are you ignorant on purpose?

There is no 450 ft long wooden ship..... it will not be sea worthy LMAO.

Anything over 300 ft had to have the water pumped out.

Please stop deluding the minds of children with your nonsense.

The ships over 300 fit needed iron to reinforce them and they still had problems.

NO ship 450 ft made of wood is seaworthy it is yet another bible lie.
May 2, 2010 6:02pm
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May 2, 2010 6:07 PM
I Wear Pants wrote: And the same people who argue for a young earth tend to also argue against evolution so...
psst they also used to argue for a flat earth.
May 2, 2010 6:07pm
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May 2, 2010 6:13 PM
BCSbunk wrote:
jmog wrote:
BCSbunk wrote:

The tallest mountains did not exist?

What are you talking about? Are you saying those mountains moved thousands of feet in a few thousand years?

When you make a claim you need to have evidence to back it up that is not refuted by tons of other evidence that contradicts what you have to offer.

First off the flood is impossible. The only possible answer you have to retreat too is "god works in mysterious ways" non-answer nonsense.

A wooden boat of the dimensions in the bible is not seaworthy.

The longest wooden vessels today are 300 ft long and they require iron banding to make them seaworthy.

The ark was 450 ft long it would not be seaworthy and it gives the dimensions and step by step how it was built. It would not last with the turbulent waters in a world wide flood.

The Flood is indeed impossible. That is just the beginning of the flaws in that ridiculous myth.

I do wonder sometimes if people had to dispute the leftovers of the Greek religion when they told people Perseus flew around on a Pegasus
1. Yes, plate tectonic models, whether you believe the catastrophic model I mentioned above or the long time period ones show that the tallest mountains would not have existed when "pangea" was around. I'm not saying that, the science is saying that.

2. Show me how the flood is impossible, I've shown through a few different calculations and models that its at least possible.

3. You are false, please show me evidence that a wooden boat with the dimensions of the ark would not be sea worthy. This has been studied many times in the past and its exactly the opposite. Its not only sea worthy but "self righting" in case of any near/tipping. The only thing the ark did not have is a stearing mechanism, which it didn't need.

4. You state only opinion on whether it would be seaworthy, matter of fact century old texts share that opinion (300ft) but even in those ship building texts they admit its only a guess. Matter of fact the biggest reason today that most believe 300ft is the max for a wood ship is due to engine vibrations and longevity of use (20+ years out of a ship). Well, Noah's ark had no engine, and only had to last just over a year.

I'm sure you won't like it since its from a website you'll hate, but you can't deny the physics/engineering it used to determine if the Biblical dimensions given a woden vessel would be seaworthy.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/tj/v8/i1/noah.asp
Notice the ark is under mythological ships where it belongs.

Wrong as usual for the liars for Jesus.

Your answers are pathetic and terrible.

No wooden sea vessel over 300 ft does not have iron bands.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world's_largest_wooden_ships

Are you ignorant on purpose?

There is no 450 ft long wooden ship..... it will not be sea worthy LMAO.

Anything over 300 ft had to have the water pumped out.

Please stop deluding the minds of children with your nonsense.

The ships over 300 fit needed iron to reinforce them and they still had problems.

NO ship 450 ft made of wood is seaworthy it is yet another bible lie.
Why are you such a fucking douchebag? I really don't believe the ark actually happened but to call someone's religion nonsense, pathetic, terrible, and ignorant is well... ignorant on your part.
May 2, 2010 6:13pm
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May 2, 2010 6:21 PM
BCSbunk wrote:
I Wear Pants wrote: And the same people who argue for a young earth tend to also argue against evolution so...
psst they also used to argue for a flat earth.
I don't argue for young earth. The bible also states that the earth is round not flat.
May 2, 2010 6:21pm
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May 2, 2010 6:31 PM
majorspark wrote:
BCSbunk wrote:
I Wear Pants wrote: And the same people who argue for a young earth tend to also argue against evolution so...
psst they also used to argue for a flat earth.
I don't argue for young earth. The bible also states that the earth is round not flat.
That is a lie. Please list your verses and I will list mine.

The bible calls for a flat earth model.

The bible says there are corners and ends of the earth referring to a flat earth.

We are talking about bronze age people here who knew nothing of science.

That is why they make statements like this.

Ancient Israel imagined the earth to be a flat disk (Isa 42.5) resting on a foundation or pillars (Job 9.6). It is surrounded by the ocean (Pss 24.2; 136.6). It has four corners (Isa 11.12; Ezek 7.2; job 37.3; 38.13) and an edge (Isa 24.36) or ends (Isa 40.8; Job 28.4; Ps 48.11; Jer 6.22; 25.32). It also has a center or navel (Ezek 38.12). Except for the implication that Jerusalem is the earth’s center, ancient Israel’s view of the world did not differ from that of other ancient Near Eastern peoples.


Yes the filthy bible is wrong it teaches that my daughter should marry her rapist and that the earth is flat. It is a filthy book that needs called out for what it is. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)

If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.



What a filthy book that is. A virgin must marry her rapist? Are you kidding me?

Who here will defend that nonsense and immoral behavior?
May 2, 2010 6:31pm
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May 2, 2010 7:03 PM
BCSbunk wrote: That is a lie. Please list your verses and I will list mine.
Isaiah 40:22
BCSbunk wrote: The bible says there are corners and ends of the earth referring to a flat earth.
The four corners of the earth are North, South, East, and West. If you take a sphere and draw two perpendicular lines through its center you get four points. Those four basic points are part of a sphere's definition.
May 2, 2010 7:03pm
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May 2, 2010 8:53 PM
We're gonna need an Ark here in Southern Ohio before long.
May 2, 2010 8:53pm
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May 2, 2010 10:38 PM
BCSbunk wrote:

You're answers are terrible and the flood did not happen. There is no microevolution that is bullshit term not used in science.

No way did Noah load a boat with that many species in 7 days it is laughable.

The Ark is not seaworthy PERIOD it is a physical fact.

Just gather your crowds dollars and prove science wrong. A wooden vessel 450 ft long is not seaworthy LMAO.
Just ignore the information put in front of you, ad hominem attacks are usually GREAT in logic/debates.

You might want to actually check your opinion vs fact.

There is microevolution, look it up. I don't want to explain google to you.
May 2, 2010 10:38pm
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May 2, 2010 10:44 PM
BCSbunk wrote:
Notice the ark is under mythological ships where it belongs.

Wrong as usual for the liars for Jesus.

Your answers are pathetic and terrible.

No wooden sea vessel over 300 ft does not have iron bands.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world's_largest_wooden_ships

Are you ignorant on purpose?

There is no 450 ft long wooden ship..... it will not be sea worthy LMAO.

Anything over 300 ft had to have the water pumped out.

Please stop deluding the minds of children with your nonsense.

The ships over 300 fit needed iron to reinforce them and they still had problems.

NO ship 450 ft made of wood is seaworthy it is yet another bible lie.
Did you actually look at the science or you just didn't want to let your opinion be clouded?

Your opinion is that it is not seaworthy because some guys 150 years ago said that 300ft is the maximum, and it was their opinion, they had no scientific backing to it, just their opinion.

You list a website (wikipedia no less) that shows wooden ships over 300 ft, and some that didn't have steel reinforcement or pumps, that lasted for years.

You have to remember, the arc, if it existed, only needed to last for 1 year.

You say its impossible, and then you give a list of ships that are over 300 ft...and you are saying I'm pathetic and terrible?
May 2, 2010 10:44pm
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jmog

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May 2, 2010 10:46 PM
BCSbunk wrote:
I Wear Pants wrote: And the same people who argue for a young earth tend to also argue against evolution so...
psst they also used to argue for a flat earth.
Anyone who has ever read their Bible thoroughly, never though the Earth was flat...

Isaiah 40:22
22It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:


So, hundreds or thousands of years before even scientists knew the Earth was round, the Bible said it was...interesting?
May 2, 2010 10:46pm
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May 2, 2010 10:51 PM
Those ships were also built by large teams of skilled ship makers with more advanced tools and many hundreds of years more scientific knowledge.

Noah doesn't exactly have those qualifications.
May 2, 2010 10:51pm
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May 2, 2010 10:51 PM
jmog wrote:
BCSbunk wrote:
I Wear Pants wrote: And the same people who argue for a young earth tend to also argue against evolution so...
psst they also used to argue for a flat earth.
Anyone who has ever read their Bible thoroughly, never though the Earth was flat...

Isaiah 40:22
22It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:


So, hundreds or thousands of years before even scientists knew the Earth was round, the Bible said it was...interesting?
Circle does not equal sphere.
May 2, 2010 10:51pm