Surprised it took that long for this to get posted...hoops23;1121628 wrote:Just give her the $50
Najeh Davenport would disagree.ts1227;1121640 wrote:Well it's too late to upper deck now.
This is why you NEVER trust fat bitches. Come on man.SportsAndLady;1121648 wrote:I called her and she went all lawyer on me and I was just like look chill the fuck out bitch i'll call you tomorrow after I talk to my attorney...I just talked to him and he said it'd be 50/50 in court, but then when I said I had that email he said you're gonna have to pay her that $365.
oh well, at least i'll be getting nice paychecks from now on lol
i'm definitely going to take a few shits on her door step
Let her know that you will not be giving her back the key until the end of the month that you paid for. Just show up at random times with a bunch of people and see if she wants to let you out of the lease.SportsAndLady;1121648 wrote:I called her and she went all lawyer on me and I was just like look chill the fuck out bitch i'll call you tomorrow after I talk to my attorney...I just talked to him and he said it'd be 50/50 in court, but then when I said I had that email he said you're gonna have to pay her that $365.
oh well, at least i'll be getting nice paychecks from now on lol
i'm definitely going to take a few shits on her door step
Haha that is actually a pretty fuckin good idea.Sonofanump;1121657 wrote:Let her know that you will not be giving her back the key until the end of the month that you paid for. Just show up at random times with a bunch of people and see if she wants to let you out of the lease.
DeyDurkie5;1121572 wrote:You should also fart in her face when she is sleeping
You have a key, show up the night before one her test with an 80's style boombox, a megadeath cassette and a cancellation of lease paperwork. See if that gets it done.SportsAndLady;1121667 wrote:The chick is such a bitch too, this is the text she sent me:
"Send me your address please. And take for the future your word is your signature. Good words to live by. That's why the law works like that."
I was like oh yeah did you law professors tell you that today in class? Have fun getting a job after your second rate law school lets you graduate you fat slob.
Okay no I didn't say that, but I should have...
like_that;1121569 wrote:Or you can just fuck her in the ass.
Lakeview.karen lotz;1121693 wrote:which area of Chicago?
I met the filthy roommie..my buddy and I were supposed to take this place, but he had to bail..so I just took over for the one bitch. And the chick who my friend was supposed to take over for stayed living there (as my roommate..which I was cool with). When she showed us the apartment, it wasn't dirty at all, but there were boxes everywhere but she was like this will all be cleaned up when u guys move in. Yeah, that was a bunch of bullshit.Automatik;1121697 wrote:So you took the sublease without meeting the filthy roomie or seeing the apartment?
I don't have a key anymore, I moved out and left the key on a table (which she'll probably never find because its so dirty).Sonofanump;1121701 wrote:You have a key, show up the night before one her test with an 80's style boombox, a megadeath cassette and a cancellation of lease paperwork. See if that gets it done.
Yeah, I was like look lady the place isn't healthy to live in, I'm not living here for another second, and she threw some legal shit at me (which I checked w/ my attorney and he said she was right) that made that irrelevant.justincredible;1121702 wrote:Did you tell her that she's gross and lives in nasty filth? Also, I like sonofanump's idea.
Yeah that's my point of view now...fuck it, pay er the $365 to put towards her worthless law degree, and call it a day.Commander of Awesome;1121753 wrote:$365 is worth not having to deal with her. Plus not the fat slob with no life (bc she's in law school) will have something to bitch about with her friends.
I'm sure I do, but what's the point? I don't want to be there and have no use for it.Steel Valley Football;1121764 wrote:If you pay for the whole month then don't you have the rights to a key and access to the place for the month you paid?
LOL...chicago510;1121795 wrote:So much for the Rusty trombone from a fat chick on your bucket list :thumbdown:
