Started IM'ing her, and asked if she wanted to get together. She told me the last two guys on Craigslist she met said they wanted to go out again, then stood her up.
We exchanged phone numbers, then I told her where to meet and what time, I was going to go shower and get ready. Got out of the shower and I had THREE missed phone calls, a picture message, and voicemail. The message said "I talked to my parents, and they said it's OK if I go out." Took off for the meeting place, she texted me saying she was there, so I texted back saying I would be there in 10 minutes. Five minutes later she calls and asks where I am
So we meet up, she starts talking, and immediately I can tell she doesn't have it all upstairs. However, she's not that bad to look at. She tells me she has slight autism, then says "I was wondering if you were the same way?" HUH???? This girl is asking me if I'm mentally disabled, five minutes into meeting. I said "Do I seem like I do?" I asked her where she works, she tells me she works at Lowe's, watering the plants.
She then gives me a hug, and says she is moving back to Rhode Island in October, will I come visit her? She then says "Do you want to go back to your place?" So I say ok. We get in my car, and she says "So how is your health??" We get to my place, I just want to get this over with, then she asks if I want to try a Kama Sutra position. Of course I say Yes.
We do the deed, then I go to the bathroom and she follows me in, and says "I wanted to help you." WHAT?? You want to help me take a piss?? Then her fucking Dad calls her and she tells him she's on the way home.
Anyway, she starts asking how much do I like her, do I want to meet her parents, etc.... So I drive her to her parents house, park about two houses away so they can't see my car, and drop her off. The whole time we are together, I'm laughing my ass off inside my head and can't wait to share this story.
Probably shouldn't have done it, but hey, she knew the Kama Sutra......
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