Attack of the Slumpbuster

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gut

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Aug 26, 2010 1:47 AM
As soon as a 25-yr old says "my parents said it's ok to go out" you should have immediately run because she's either a drug addict, psychotic, or I guess in this case mentally handicapped.
Aug 26, 2010 1:47am
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Glory Days

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Aug 26, 2010 2:00 AM
oh and another thing, can we get her number when you are done?
Aug 26, 2010 2:00am
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cbus4life

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Aug 26, 2010 3:32 AM
Total BS.
Aug 26, 2010 3:32am
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Def Leopard

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Aug 26, 2010 9:33 AM
You better pray, I mean get down on your knees and pray this young lady's father doesn't find out about you. This has happened before and yes she has some issues, one of which she tells her parents EVERYTHING. I know of one time some classless fool took advantage of her, and lets just say he will think twice before doing it to again. I'd be checking over my shoulder for a while just to be safe.
Aug 26, 2010 9:33am
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gorocks99

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Aug 26, 2010 9:39 AM
^^ so you know said craigslist girl? Do tell. This story is making my morning.
Aug 26, 2010 9:39am
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mcburg93

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Aug 26, 2010 9:43 AM
lol this is the best ever. I say go to her profile and get pics or it didnt happen.
Aug 26, 2010 9:43am
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THE4RINGZ

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Aug 26, 2010 9:50 AM
I have a feeling this is just the begining of the story. Depending on the degree of her mental disability this could get ugly.
Aug 26, 2010 9:50am
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Def Leopard

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Aug 26, 2010 10:34 AM
One other item I forgot to mention, you should probably make an appointment with the local GP. You weren't her first.
Aug 26, 2010 10:34am
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OneBuckeye

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Aug 26, 2010 10:36 AM
Def Leopard;462368 wrote:One other item I forgot to mention, you should probably make an appointment with the local GP. You weren't her first.

O'RLY? I bet Mattinctown thought he was. Anyone with time needs to go on craigslist and dig up the profile. Volunteers?
Aug 26, 2010 10:36am
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gut

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Aug 26, 2010 10:37 AM
Def Leopard;462368 wrote:One other item I forgot to mention, you should probably make an appointment with the local GP. You weren't her first.

He and half a dozen other guys will be on Springer in a year for the paternity test.
Aug 26, 2010 10:37am
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gerb131

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Aug 26, 2010 10:38 AM
A hookup like that I hope he used his condomsense.
Aug 26, 2010 10:38am
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THE4RINGZ

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Aug 26, 2010 11:12 AM
Could she at least count to potatoe?
Aug 26, 2010 11:12am
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Heretic

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Aug 26, 2010 12:32 PM
I don't think I've ever been happier after clicking on a thread than I am now. This is the Cool Story, Bro to end all cool stories told by bros.

My kudos to you!!!
Aug 26, 2010 12:32pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Aug 26, 2010 1:56 PM
mattinctown;462027 wrote:She tells me she has slight autism

Dude, can I borrow her??!! I am headed to Vegas tonight and she would be pure gold at the blackjack table!

Aug 26, 2010 1:56pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Aug 26, 2010 1:58 PM
"He might not seem very bright, but you drop a box of toothpicks in front of him and you'll find out just how smart he really is."

Hank Hill
Aug 26, 2010 1:58pm
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enigmaax

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Aug 26, 2010 2:01 PM
Damn, does this mean I have to reserve use of the term "fucktard" for matt?
Aug 26, 2010 2:01pm
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Def Leopard

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Aug 26, 2010 2:46 PM
enigmaax;462637 wrote:Damn, does this mean I have to reserve use of the term "fucktard" for matt?

No, deperate, asshole should work just fine.
Aug 26, 2010 2:46pm
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mattinctown

Aug 26, 2010 2:49 PM
Just an FYI guys, I totally made this story up, see what I did there?????????????????????????? :) I might be stupid at times, but not THAT stupid!
Aug 26, 2010 2:49pm
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derek bomar

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Aug 26, 2010 2:51 PM
mattinctown;462679 wrote:Just an FYI guys, I totally made this story up, see what I did there?????????????????????????? :) I might be stupid at times, but not THAT stupid!

I hate you
Aug 26, 2010 2:51pm
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gorocks99

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Aug 26, 2010 2:51 PM
Aug 26, 2010 2:51pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Aug 26, 2010 2:58 PM
Just an FYI guys, I totally made this story up, see what I did there?????????????????????????? :) I might be stupid at times, but not THAT stupid!
Nice try at a cover up.

FAIL
Aug 26, 2010 2:58pm
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mattinctown

Aug 26, 2010 3:03 PM
Ok don't believe me, not my problem
Aug 26, 2010 3:03pm
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GoChiefs

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Aug 26, 2010 3:08 PM
THE4RINGZ;462698 wrote:Nice try at a cover up.

FAIL

Yep.
Aug 26, 2010 3:08pm