Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No shit.

"Can't see the lines can you Russ"

Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?

Save the neck for me, Clark

Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

Ruby Sue:Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous
Clark:Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue:Shittin' bricks.
Clark:You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue:Sorry. Shittin' rocks.

Aunt Bethany:Is Rusty still in the navy?