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Chesapeake

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Nov 18, 2009 12:41 AM
[size=x-large]Shitter was full![/size]

Nov 18, 2009 12:41am
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v_falcons

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Nov 18, 2009 12:42 AM
he's in deep shit too! and his scary wife..
Nov 18, 2009 12:42am
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LJ

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Nov 18, 2009 12:42 AM
Best movie ever...

Can't wait till next thurs to watch it with my parents
Nov 18, 2009 12:42am
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dtdtim

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Nov 18, 2009 12:44 AM
"Those little lights aren't twinkling, Clark."
Nov 18, 2009 12:44am
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Elliot Stabler

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Nov 18, 2009 12:45 AM
2nd best Christmas Movie Ever
Nov 18, 2009 12:45am
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FanOfCats

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Nov 18, 2009 12:48 AM
Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Nov 18, 2009 12:48am
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LJ

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Nov 18, 2009 12:48 AM
Eddie I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up in the morning with my head sewn to the carpet
Nov 18, 2009 12:48am
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FanOfCats

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Nov 18, 2009 12:51 AM
Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

Love that movie! One of my favorites! Still cracks me up everytime I see it
Nov 18, 2009 12:51am
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Chesapeake

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Nov 18, 2009 1:02 AM
FanOfCats wrote: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
:D
Nov 18, 2009 1:02am
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hoops23

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Nov 18, 2009 1:05 AM
This is a thread that wouldn't have been possible somewhere else!

Great f'n movie!
Nov 18, 2009 1:05am
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KnightXC1

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Nov 18, 2009 1:18 AM
Do you hear it? It's a small squeaking sound.
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerine plant!
Nov 18, 2009 1:18am
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DualCore

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Nov 18, 2009 1:31 AM
Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Bend over and I'll show you.
Nov 18, 2009 1:31am
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FanOfCats

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Nov 18, 2009 1:34 AM
DualCore wrote: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Bend over and I'll show you.
You can't talk to HER that way!
Wasn't talking to HER

:D
Nov 18, 2009 1:34am
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tigerballonline

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Nov 18, 2009 1:35 AM
This is my Christmas movie and Planes, trains and automobiles my thanksgiving movie.
Nov 18, 2009 1:35am
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tigerballonline

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Nov 18, 2009 1:36 AM
Lets burn some dust, eat my rubber.
Nov 18, 2009 1:36am
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Woollums9

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Nov 18, 2009 2:58 AM
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
Nov 18, 2009 2:58am
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ss7

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Nov 18, 2009 7:54 AM
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Nov 18, 2009 7:54am
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Strapping Young Lad

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Nov 18, 2009 8:27 AM
Hey kids I heard on the news that an airline pilot just spotted Santa's sleigh on his radar.......

Eddie: You serious Clark?
Nov 18, 2009 8:27am
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vball10set

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Nov 18, 2009 8:30 AM
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

....and I love the "dickie" Eddie's wearing--classic!!!
Nov 18, 2009 8:30am
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capninsano

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Nov 18, 2009 8:33 AM
Ahhh I can't wait....I usually watch this on Black Friday...and about 20 other times leading up to christmas
Nov 18, 2009 8:33am
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zambrown

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Nov 18, 2009 8:47 AM
I can't wait to break out some Christmas movies and this is near the top of the list!

Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
Muppet Christmas Carol


Jingle All the Way
Nov 18, 2009 8:47am
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jordo212000

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Nov 18, 2009 9:14 AM
Got it saved on the DVR and ready to go. It was on CMT a few weeks ago for some reason. haha.
Nov 18, 2009 9:14am
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Fab1b

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Nov 18, 2009 9:15 AM
I love this movie!!
Nov 18, 2009 9:15am
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ss7

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Nov 18, 2009 10:23 AM
tigerballonline wrote: This is my Christmas movie and Planes, trains and automobiles my thanksgiving movie.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles is my favorite Thanksgiving movie too. It's hilarious.
Nov 18, 2009 10:23am
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George Costanza

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Nov 18, 2009 11:02 AM
"Why dont you bend over and I'll show you"
Nov 18, 2009 11:02am