Hey Big Ben...

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Al Capone

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Mar 24, 2010 12:58 PM
All you Ohio sports fans are upset with Ben because:
1. He turned down your beloved Buckeyes
2. He's not on the Clowns
3. He's not on the Bungals
4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
The women on here are jealous because he goes to Nevada and Georgia for his women.
Mar 24, 2010 12:58pm
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Be Nice

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Mar 24, 2010 1:01 PM
4. He goes to Nevada for his whores (brothels) and Georgia because the women in Pittsburg avoid the pussy hound like the plague.

fixed
Mar 24, 2010 1:01pm
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Quint

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Mar 24, 2010 1:02 PM
Camera adds a couple . . . hundred pounds.
Mar 24, 2010 1:02pm
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Fab4Runner

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Mar 24, 2010 1:15 PM
Al Capone wrote: All you Ohio sports fans are upset with Ben because:
1. He turned down your beloved Buckeyes
2. He's not on the Clowns
3. He's not on the Bungals
4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
The women on here are jealous because he goes to Nevada and Georgia for his women.
Yes my friends and I are sooo jealous he doesn't pick our cities to commit his sexual assults. I've been dreaming of the day he'll come to the Akron area and trap me in a restroom. Pleeeeeease let it be soon!!
Mar 24, 2010 1:15pm
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Strapping Young Lad

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Mar 24, 2010 1:16 PM
Fab4Runner wrote:
Al Capone wrote:
Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
You would hit it.:P
No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.
Great comeback. Kudos to you.

Fuck Pittsburgh......
Mar 24, 2010 1:16pm
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Big_Mirg_ZHS

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Mar 24, 2010 1:17 PM
Fab4Runner wrote:
Al Capone wrote:
Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
You would hit it.:P
No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.
+Infinity. This post is full of win!!
Mar 24, 2010 1:17pm
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Mar 24, 2010 1:18 PM
Did he say kudos?
Mar 24, 2010 1:18pm
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Heretic

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Mar 24, 2010 1:21 PM
Fab4Runner wrote:
Al Capone wrote: All you Ohio sports fans are upset with Ben because:
1. He turned down your beloved Buckeyes
2. He's not on the Clowns
3. He's not on the Bungals
4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
The women on here are jealous because he goes to Nevada and Georgia for his women.
Yes my friends and I are sooo jealous he doesn't pick our cities to commit his sexual assults. I've been dreaming of the day he'll come to the Akron area and trap me in a restroom. Pleeeeeease let it be soon!!
I'm emailing the Make a Wish Foundation right now!
Mar 24, 2010 1:21pm
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BR1986FB

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Mar 24, 2010 1:23 PM
Fab4Runner wrote:
Al Capone wrote:
Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
You would hit it.:P
No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner! That's friggin' awesome.
Mar 24, 2010 1:23pm
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BR1986FB

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Mar 24, 2010 1:25 PM
dancinbear wrote: Haha, I dunno, but I never really like the guy, aside from graduating from BG and being a Browns fan....but last fall a co-worker of mine was up gambling in Detroit the night before the Steelers/Lions game and saw him in the private lounge area at 3 in the morning! The night before a game! I know the Lions are horrible, but really man, there are 6 other nights in the week. And for the record, he played like shit that day.
Unfortunately, this is pretty common. About 8 years ago I was a bouncer at the Downtown (Cleveland) Crazy Horse and one of the Browns was in there on a Saturday night until after 2am. Had a home game the next day.
Mar 24, 2010 1:25pm
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GoChiefs

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Mar 24, 2010 4:01 PM
Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:
Mar 24, 2010 4:01pm
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Mar 24, 2010 4:57 PM
Fab4Runner wrote:
Al Capone wrote:
Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
You would hit it.:P
No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.
This has to be the best comeback I've ever read on this sight! LMAO!!!!
Mar 24, 2010 4:57pm
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FairwoodKing

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Mar 24, 2010 5:00 PM
GoChiefs wrote:
Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:
Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.

GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!

P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
Mar 24, 2010 5:00pm
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Mar 24, 2010 5:03 PM
FairwoodKing wrote: What in hell have you got???
Zero sexual assault accusations and have yet to wreck a motorcycle...and since you asked...I'll also add in...a legal marriage. :D
Mar 24, 2010 5:03pm
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Fab4Runner

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Mar 24, 2010 5:06 PM
FairwoodKing wrote:
GoChiefs wrote:
Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:
Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.

GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!

P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
I've got zero Super Bowl rings how about you? I've also got zero sexual assult allegations.
Mar 24, 2010 5:06pm
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Mar 24, 2010 5:07 PM
did big ben turn the buckeyes down?
Mar 24, 2010 5:07pm
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GoChiefs

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Mar 24, 2010 5:08 PM
j_crazy wrote: did big ben turn the buckeyes down?
I believe you have to have an offer in order for you to turn something down?
Mar 24, 2010 5:08pm
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j_crazy

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Mar 24, 2010 5:09 PM
that's what i thought.

he turned down OSU's financial aid package in lieu of a full ride to Miami. Can't say I blame him.
Mar 24, 2010 5:09pm
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Writerbuckeye

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Mar 24, 2010 5:35 PM
He's chasing women in rural Georgia because he knows they are slow and can't out run their equally fat brothers.
Mar 24, 2010 5:35pm
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Mar 24, 2010 5:42 PM
Fab4Runner wrote:I've also got zero sexual assult allegations.
That's cuz I haven't charged you yet
Mar 24, 2010 5:42pm
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FairwoodKing

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Mar 24, 2010 7:24 PM
Fab4Runner wrote:
FairwoodKing wrote:
GoChiefs wrote:
Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:
Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.

GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!

P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
I've got zero Super Bowl rings how about you? I've also got zero sexual assult allegations.
That's because you haven't been caught.
Mar 24, 2010 7:24pm
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skank

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Mar 24, 2010 8:32 PM
Yeah, Kobe....er, I mean, Ben does look fat in that picture.

By the way Fab, that post was the funny as hell.
Mar 24, 2010 8:32pm
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Al Capone

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Mar 24, 2010 9:06 PM
In his interview after he was drafted Ben said he picked Miami over OSU because he wanted to be a nfl qb. OSU is not exactly a qb factory.
Plus Captain Sweater Vest wanted him to be a tight end. I think he made the right choice.
Mar 24, 2010 9:06pm
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Mar 24, 2010 9:15 PM
FairwoodKing wrote:

Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.

GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!

P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
Boston Red Sox:
World Series Champions in 2004

New England Patriots:
Super Bowl Champions in 2004

...Won trophy in same year

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Boston Red Sox:
World Series Champions in 2007

Boston Celtics:
NBA Champions in 2008

....Held trophy at same time
Mar 24, 2010 9:15pm
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Mar 24, 2010 9:16 PM
Al Capone wrote:
Plus Captain Sweater Vest wanted him to be a tight end. I think he made the right choice.
Falllllse
Mar 24, 2010 9:16pm