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Chesapeake

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Mar 22, 2010 3:17 AM
Yo mama so fat, her scorer's table was lost in 1998 and never found.
Mar 22, 2010 3:17am
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hoops23

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Mar 22, 2010 3:42 AM
Mar 22, 2010 3:42am
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Chesapeake

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Mar 22, 2010 4:06 AM
LTrain23 wrote:
Just hold your horses!

There will be some good one's.

The one I posted isn't funny though.
Mar 22, 2010 4:06am
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SQ_Crazies

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Mar 22, 2010 4:26 AM
LOL well way to start off the thread with a bang man!

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Mar 22, 2010 4:26am
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SQ_Crazies

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Mar 22, 2010 4:27 AM
Yo mama so fat we're in her right now.
Mar 22, 2010 4:27am
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 22, 2010 8:12 AM
Yo mama so skinny, she has to jump around in the shower to get wet.

Yo mama so skinny, she has to use a cheerio as a life preserver.

Yo mama so fat, she's a fat fucking bitch.
Mar 22, 2010 8:12am
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 22, 2010 8:40 AM
Your Mama's so Old She sat waited tables at the Last Supper
Mar 22, 2010 8:40am
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Chesapeake

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Mar 22, 2010 8:58 AM
ernest_t_bass wrote: Yo mama so fat, she's a fat fucking bitch.
I knew somebody would come through. :D
Mar 22, 2010 8:58am
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SnotBubbles

Mar 22, 2010 9:35 AM
1998 called, they want their thread back.
Mar 22, 2010 9:35am
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Little Danny

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Mar 22, 2010 9:38 AM
Mar 22, 2010 9:38am
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SnotBubbles

Mar 22, 2010 9:39 AM
^^^
I've been staring at this for about 2 minutes now...waiting for an animation or something to make it, make sense.... :)
Mar 22, 2010 9:39am
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j_crazy

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Mar 22, 2010 9:44 AM
your mama such a whore, that her crabs have AIDS.
Mar 22, 2010 9:44am
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Mister Twister

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Mar 22, 2010 10:48 AM
Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air, AND GOT STUCK!!!
Mar 22, 2010 10:48am
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4cards

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Mar 22, 2010 11:34 AM
...Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins
Mar 22, 2010 11:34am
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Apple

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Mar 22, 2010 11:43 AM
...Yo mama so ugly, the doctor slapped yo papa when she have birthed yo...
Mar 22, 2010 11:43am
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Polar Bear 73

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Mar 22, 2010 11:58 AM
Yo mama so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Mar 22, 2010 11:58am
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Chesapeake

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Mar 22, 2010 12:02 PM
Polar Bear 73 wrote: Yo mama so fat, when she dances the band skips.
New one to me. :D
Mar 22, 2010 12:02pm
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queencitybuckeye

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Mar 22, 2010 12:02 PM
Yo mama so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said "Please, no professionals".
Mar 22, 2010 12:02pm
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gerb131

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Mar 22, 2010 12:04 PM
Yo mommas teeth so yellow she has to brush them with a butter knife.
Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can and asked what she was doing, she said moving.
Mar 22, 2010 12:04pm
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Polar Bear 73

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Mar 22, 2010 12:11 PM
Yo mama so fat, she uses a boomerang to put her belt on.
Mar 22, 2010 12:11pm
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Gardens35

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Mar 22, 2010 1:37 PM
Yo mama so fat, she entered a Fat Contest and won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Place.


Your house is so dirty...........people wipe their shoes on the way out.
Mar 22, 2010 1:37pm
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RelsonGracieBJJ

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Mar 22, 2010 3:59 PM
You mom is so fat when god said "Let their be light" she had to move her fat ass out of the way 1st.

Your mom is so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Mar 22, 2010 3:59pm
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mallymal614

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Mar 22, 2010 4:06 PM
Your momma is like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn.
Mar 22, 2010 4:06pm
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Rotinaj

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Mar 22, 2010 4:38 PM
Yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!!!!!
Mar 22, 2010 4:38pm
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Leonardo

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Mar 22, 2010 4:46 PM
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