Ex-Wife's New Boyfriend Loves Rival- What to do

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Nate

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Mar 20, 2010 8:12 AM
Step 1. Go to pick up your son at ex's house.
Step 2. Ask to use the restroom.
Step 3. Remove tank lid on toilet.
Step 4. Drop load in tank of toilet.
Step 5. Place tank lid bank on toilet.
Step 6. Laugh your ass off.
Step 7. Leave.
Mar 20, 2010 8:12am
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Little Danny

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4,288 posts
Mar 20, 2010 9:21 AM
I think I will take of all these comments to heart. There are so many good suggestions I might implement them all in some form. LOL!

Seriously though, my ex and I are ancient history. We got divorced 9 years ago. I remarried four years ago and am very happy. The god's honest truth, I am more upset about this guy spreading the propaganda of his sports team to my boy than the fact he is nailing my ex wife. My ex wife was a pain in neck-- she needed to get laid as much as anyone on the planet.
Mar 20, 2010 9:21am
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dave

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Mar 20, 2010 9:36 AM
god i hate kentucky and their fans, gl danny
Mar 20, 2010 9:36am
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Mar 20, 2010 10:53 AM
This is a serious threat and should be taken as an act of war. Take one for you own team and do his mother. Make sure you tape it and post it on the internetz.
Mar 20, 2010 10:53am
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GOONx19

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Mar 20, 2010 11:00 AM
THE4RINGZ wrote: Get your kid a big Lousiville Cardinal's tattoo right on his face so that new boyfriend knows exactly where things stand.
I'm gonna have to go with this one, as well.
Mar 20, 2010 11:00am
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Cleveland Buck

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Mar 20, 2010 12:37 PM
ytownfootball wrote: shit on her tits
This is probably your best course of action. Maybe shit in her mouth as well.
Mar 20, 2010 12:37pm
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Little Danny

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Mar 20, 2010 3:24 PM
Cleveland Buck wrote:
ytownfootball wrote: shit on her tits
This is probably your best course of action. Maybe shit in her mouth as well.
From the other thread it sounds like Tiger Woods was into this... :D
Mar 20, 2010 3:24pm
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sonofsam

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Mar 20, 2010 5:35 PM
Who in their right mind is a Kentucky football fan?? And what team do you root for that is Kentucky's rival? I think your kid should go solo and find a real team to root for.
Mar 20, 2010 5:35pm
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RelsonGracieBJJ

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Mar 20, 2010 7:15 PM
Yes voting for a KY team is probably as bad as voting for an Ohio pro sports team..
Mar 20, 2010 7:15pm
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Little Danny

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Mar 20, 2010 8:05 PM
sonofsam wrote: Who in their right mind is a Kentucky football fan?? And what team do you root for that is Kentucky's rival? I think your kid should go solo and find a real team to root for.
Actually Kentucky has a pretty strong following in all sports. I was not referring to just fball, I meant UK in general. I root for am an alum of the University of Cincinnati. We are not rivals on the field because they have only played a few times over the years. However, it is a Cincinnati thing. There is a unsaid hatred between the two schools there. People in other parts of Ohio would not understand (I think you are from Indian Creek, no).
Mar 20, 2010 8:05pm
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sonofsam

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Mar 20, 2010 8:59 PM
Yes I am... The starting QB for Cinci next year if from the next town over.
Mar 20, 2010 8:59pm